#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Steven Segal does “Die Hard” on a boat. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Gene (@EugeneMasonABQ) September 6, 2014

Bunch of soldiers in WWII search high & low for a guy named Ryan who refuses to leave France & gets them all killed. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— . – (@shaun_obanion) September 6, 2014

Psychopath and good provider frame picture of spoon #explainafilmplotbadly

— Kate (@KatieMaree_88) September 6, 2014

An alien needs to make a phone call. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Krista (@onlinekrista) September 6, 2014

Four couples get hitched. A bloke dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Craig Taylor (@CraigTaylor74) September 6, 2014

Some Nazi submariners eventually get what’s coming to them #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alex (@ShakingStick) September 6, 2014

A poor guy and a rich girl take the ice bucket challenge too far #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #badtaste #sorry

— Deborah Parry (@deborahparryuk) September 6, 2014

Dominic Purcell starred KRU movie #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Unker Arep (@RajaAriff) September 6, 2014

Cowboy attempts to murder spaceman. They become friends and move house together. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Faragher (@jammyf) September 6, 2014

James Bond is in it, but he sings. Meryl Streep too. Makes me wish I was dead.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Al Vimh (@al_vimh) September 6, 2014

4 women have sex and overpriced lunch #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MAXIMUM DEREK (@neurodivergers) September 6, 2014

Sylvester Stallone reminisces about his time in ‘Nam. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Murray Robinson (@mrobinsonnz) September 6, 2014

Some blokes go on the stag night other blokes wish they’d gone on #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kay Stonham (@kaystonham) September 6, 2014

Haunted old bloke with Tourette’s hates Christmas #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Toby Petyt (@tobypetyt) September 6, 2014

A hoover & a space probe fall in love to show why we should care for the Earth & not get fat. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Simon (@DadAndTwo) September 6, 2014

Scientist gets shot with a poisoned bullet, so wife turns him into a computer and he downloads stuff. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— GP (@ThreatG) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly two men sleep together and enjoy multiple forms of transport

— Jon (@JonNicholas68) September 6, 2014

Thailand-based dictator makes someone’s day, just like every other Tuesday. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cheesemeister ️ (@Cheesemeister3k) September 6, 2014

Guy w/ an iron suit, green giant, thawed-out WWII vet, Greek god, a spy & dude with a bow & arrow fight aliens in NYC #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— . – (@shaun_obanion) September 6, 2014

@MarlowNYC @Raathman singing nun disrupts militarily run family falls in love with father all run away up a mountain #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Deryn Graham (@DerynGraham) September 6, 2014

Toys talk to each other when nobody is paying attention #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michael B (@JrMariner77) September 6, 2014

Step 1. Protagonist goes to sleep
Step 2. Starts dreaming
Step 3. Go to step 1#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Iain Fraser (@Netduma_Iain) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Kid plays truant. Pisses about all day. Sings badly dubbed version of ‘Twist & Shout’. His sister is in Dirty Dancing

— Joe (@rocketman_76) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly these two middle ages Italian families don’t like each other so their kids kill themselves

— Monkey 74 (@Mnky74) September 6, 2014

Man who won’t undress in front of his wife undresses in front of his wife with other men, and other wives #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Maria Hughes she/her (@mazzawoo) September 6, 2014

people are stuck playing games and they die #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— waybaexo (@waybaexo) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly bastards keep eating my sesame cake.

— Nien Nunb (@Nien_Nunb) September 6, 2014

Christopher Walken cracks his head and then… fuck it, it’s a Christopher Walken movie.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Geezer Soze (@plinytheelder_t) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly 4 mismatched guys get together to fight and trap paranormal entities. Comedy & stay puff hilarity ensues

— PapaMO (@PapaMor) September 6, 2014

A playboy industrialist begins to run his factory very inefficiently. His workers give him jewelry. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rick G. Rosner (@dumbassgenius) September 6, 2014

All-girl band goes to a cool party in LA. Later, the singer makes her bf cross a stream even though he’s on crutches. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cassie Blake (@_CassieElise) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly There’s this boy who lives in a cupboard but he’s actually a wizard and he needs to kill you-know-who-je-Ma-whatsit.

— Rosie Blake (@RosieBBooks) September 6, 2014

Thingy’s dad comes back and cuts his son’s arm off. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tom Campbell (@TomCampbell) September 6, 2014

A college professor and his dad look for an old cup before some politically questionable Germans find it #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Lewis (@davelewis9) September 6, 2014

@Cumberbuddy The one Benedict Cumberbatch cries in #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bertilak (@Bertilak) September 6, 2014

Man spends all his time looking through his neighbour’s windows instead of at his hot girlfriend #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hilly (@HillyFoz) September 6, 2014

@philthyart @ChrisHewitt some inanimate objects talk to each other and go on an adventure. Heartwarming #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— toby (@Batmanuel101) September 6, 2014

It’s about this cop who wants to go on a fishing trip, but the boat he’s booked is the wrong size. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tom Freeman (@SnoozeInBrief) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Not Benedict Cumberbatch and not Martin Freeman team up with Rachel McAdams to defeat not Moriarty.

— Harry (@hazzaricks) September 6, 2014

A prequel to Alien. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joey Cruz’s addiction to self-description (@NeverWanderer) September 6, 2014

It’s like Inglorious Basterds, but with slavers. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly It’s like Django Unchained, but with Nazis #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adriaan den Ouden (@robomegaman) September 6, 2014

Christopher Walken says someone put a watch in their bum #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Haiste and Lawrence (@jollygoodlarks) September 6, 2014

Two midgets set out to detroy a piece of haunted jewellery #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— George Gordon Corrin (@GeorgioC55) September 6, 2014

Brando stuffs cotton wool in his cheeks to look like a bulldog, is largely incoherent. Looks like a bulldog though. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Simon Burbage (@SimonBurbage) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly in waynes world they all go to the donut place cause chicago suuuuucks

— James (@JamesKress1) September 6, 2014

Tom Cruise acts straight and not weird.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— codes coming out my ass (@vitruviannan) September 6, 2014

These guys go to a planet and the creatures there kill them #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Danvers Flett (@danversj) September 6, 2014

“@m3t6lh3d: Old man can’t give business to son, maybe because he doesn’t like horses. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly” inception

— ً (@southshayharbor) September 6, 2014

Men on a space shuttle and there’s a problem.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— switchy (@coniption82) September 6, 2014