#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

America’s proudest symbol of justice and freedom destroys his city, breaks a guy’s neck, saves nobody. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Keith Carey (@keithtellsjokes) September 6, 2014

When a brilliant scientist becomes angry he turns green and can only speak in monosyllabic grunts. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steve Baker (@StevePBaker) September 6, 2014

A gay vampire couple raises Kristen Dunst (also a vampire) #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— loki1001.bsky.social (@Loki1001) September 6, 2014

Italian men eat like kings during thirty-year crime spree #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mr. Morris (@SaneIsCrazy) September 6, 2014

talkative man sits at a bus stop. Then leaves. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— mr cis, bn the guy (@bnprime) September 6, 2014

It’s like a bad version of your favourite TV show, and somebody fucked Tessa Campenelli. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— precautionary fail (@flahertytweets) September 6, 2014

Little people trek across the countryside. They eat a lot. There’s a ring involved & a guy that says “my precious.” #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly“

— Botany (@sid_kane) September 6, 2014

Team of superheroes #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— SucramSage (@Jedi_Sager) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly bruce willis voices of kirstie alley’s talking baby, who she has with george segal, and then gets with john travolta

— the only living bi in new york (@hoonlives95) September 6, 2014

King George has bird trouble and supports the Arsenal. He’s dead worried they might not win the league. They do. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— GadFly* (@FPL_Fly) September 6, 2014

An elderly widow kidnaps a boy scout and flies his house to South America. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sebastian (Trans rights are human rights) (@AroundTheWeird) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Old guy bangs minor in black & white.

— CLA (@ConservativeLA) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Teen Wolf goes back in time and his mom wants to bone him.

— eddievercetti (@eddievercetti) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly cars race fast

— ЄЯІЅ ЄФ (@DONG_WIZARD) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Cheerleaders lead other cheerleaders’ cheers.

— Brian (@bjhiggins) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A robot finds a plant and all the fat people come back to Earth

— JT (@jasminlt) September 6, 2014

Child prodigy goes to school and exposes the self defence teacher as a fraud almost every year. Also has magic. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Furry Philosopher? (@TheEmptyShadow) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Michael J. Fox goes back in time for an Oedipal adventure

— Brian (@bjhiggins) September 6, 2014

Know how you can’t get fully aroused unless you see a severed horse head in someone’s bed? Have I got a movie for you #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shawn Carlow (@shawncarlow) September 6, 2014

Val Kilmer is smarter than everybody and accepts popcorn as being a part of the natural order of things. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Funky Butt Lover (@FatFreddysPat) September 6, 2014

Guy survives plane crash only to fight a pack of wolves in their den #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— SucramSage (@Jedi_Sager) September 6, 2014

It’s people. The green color is an artificial additive, btw. 100% gluten free, though. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— brx0 (@brx0) September 6, 2014

OK, so this kid’s on a farm for water, but he finds a couple robots, then his aunt & uncle die. There’s a princess. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Ryen (@JamesRyen) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Cuban sells coke. Shoots CIA

— ЄЯІЅ ЄФ (@DONG_WIZARD) September 6, 2014

Teenage lesbians’ loathing of Orson Welles drives them to kill in 1950s
Christchurch #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rob Hosking (@robhosking) September 6, 2014

Leonard DiCaprio sleeps a lot and dreams about his wife. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tarpo (@Tarpo) September 6, 2014

Some macho homo-erotic wet dream involving jet fighters & a token woman #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Trip (@DumpyStig) September 6, 2014

About a nightclub called Silencio. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly.

— Katherine Fugate (@katherinefugate) September 6, 2014

A guy becomes convinced that computers have turned humans into batteries, begins a program of massive cyber-sabotage. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gord McLeod (@GordMcLeod) September 6, 2014

This guy comes from another galaxy to beat enemies with his magic hammer #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Fong (@RyanFong_) September 6, 2014

German guy gets a bunch of Jews jobs #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tarpo (@Tarpo) September 6, 2014

A shark acts like a shark for 2 hours #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Will.i.aint (@Watchmakermaker) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Wee guy sees a deid Bruce Willis.

— Nolan Zebra 3 (@nolanzebra3) September 6, 2014

He’s a detective hunting robots. It’s always raining. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Glen (@glengyron) September 6, 2014

Animal experimentation goes wrong, but later turned out to have benefits for humans #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/zLlm2v1dtb

— Mohamed Alyajouri (@Alyajouri) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly man is not turtley enough for the turtle club

— Erik (@Mornacale) September 6, 2014

That chick from that bus movie is stuck floating in the nighttime sky. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Meier (@itsmechrismeier) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly they need to find some balls to stop a monkey and a green man but plot twist the protagonist IS the monkey

— Kuwaiti Employee (@Sckryle) September 6, 2014

Grateful African American chauffeur drives elderly white lady with gloves on country roads. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Maheen Usmani (@MaheenUsmani) September 6, 2014

The Tree of Life is Boyhood being interrupted by an episode of Cosmos #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joel Redekop (@reddakop) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Charlton Heston is a Mexican and goes after the fat guy from the wine commercials

— Gore Vidal Sassoon (@JimmyJazz1968) September 6, 2014

Matt Damon runs around Europe for some reason. The girl from Run Lola Run also runs but to a slightly lesser extent. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jen Goldberg (@GirlGoneGoldbrg) September 6, 2014

A man named Pat Walsh burns anyone who participates in a hashtag game to the ground. Everyone agrees its fair/awesome #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pat Walsh (@PTRQ) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Al Pacino rants and raves

— Steven (@hoaxie) September 6, 2014

Two people in Seattle can’t sleep. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Danielle (@for_gondorrr) September 6, 2014

This rich bloke wants to go sledging #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— BLTP (@Gargarin) September 6, 2014

A sports team invokes the army of Heaven to cheat at baseball. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrew Krukowski (@akrukowski) September 6, 2014

Do you want to watch a movie that dudebros on the web have ruined? Well I got a Ed Norton & Brad Pitt vehicle for you #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— samuel (@samtrayter) September 6, 2014

This old guy has a bunch of balloons, kidnaps a kid, finds a bird and a dog in a South America.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— sour pixie stix (@sourpixiestix) September 6, 2014

Musician gets drunk, discovers that slavery is a bad thing #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Neal Doran (@nealdoran) September 6, 2014