#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Family goes on vacation for nothing #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Smogzilla (@Smogzilla) September 6, 2014

Limo driver loses an entire night of fares stuck under a skyscraper on Xmas Eve. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eric Rogers Says Check Out DRAC! on GoKidGo.com (@EricRogersHere) September 6, 2014

Puppets, Matt Damon and Alec Baldwin. America: Fuck Yeah #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— LoveKraft Mac n Cheese (@TheRealMattL) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Man delivers pizza, also delivers sex

— Murph (@ScandalousMurph) September 6, 2014

80s teen with computer in his room makes up elaborate story to distract parents from exorbitant BBS dialup bills #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eric Nakagawa () (@ericnakagawa) September 6, 2014

Four businessmen going canoeing and blah blah blah all you’ll ever remember is the squealing like a pig part. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— JSL (@VisualMechanic) September 6, 2014

Shit, I can’t retweet all of these, just follow #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly and laugh your arse off.

— MandyKerr (@MandyKerr) September 6, 2014

Valentines Day Massacre. Hotel Del. Marilyn’s drunk. Ukulele. Dragfest. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (@amyburvall) September 6, 2014

New Wave rocker drives through a mountain, messing with his head. He kills a bunch of Black dudes to save the Earth. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) September 6, 2014

Ship sinks; most of the passengers die. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Miriam Robern (@miriamrobern) September 6, 2014

Guy gets crucified. No, not THAT guy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lauren (@stuckinspincycl) September 6, 2014

A professor takes on the Nazis with his dad while searching for the holy grail. He chooses… wisely. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— . – (@shaun_obanion) September 6, 2014

Rebellious Avon Lady turned away from local chapter after a series of scandalous haircuts. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/sJMGAeoluJ

— viceanglais.bsky.social (@viceanglais) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Woman is told not to watch a strange video or she’ll die; watches video anyway.

— Sharon (@MySharona1987) September 6, 2014

People have bad fish on a plane & some of them call a doctor ‘Shirley’—featuring disco dancing & jive translations.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Keith Williams (@bonsai) September 6, 2014

The arrival of a criminal destroys the life of a shy motel owner #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pat Higgins (@pathigginsfilm) September 6, 2014

Transported to a land over the rainbow, a girl kills the 1st person she meets then joins with others to kill again.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Paul (@MPCmonkey) September 6, 2014

After years of chasing High School tail, David Wooderson contracts AIDS and becomes a drug smuggler. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— TROUSER SNAKE PLISSKEN (@WeepingCheeto) September 6, 2014

Arnold from Happy Days teaches Ralph Machio karate while getting his fence painted and his car waxed. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tom-Tom (@qweetus) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Just like Doctor Who but with two guys who have a shitty 80s band.

— Hj (@hjrethuan) September 6, 2014

Christmas party in an L.A. building gets some unwelcome european guests #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Enzo szn (@sammyboy2491) September 6, 2014

Droogy kid goes home, finds out you can’t go home again… #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lloyd Snauwaert X (@syncrodox1) September 6, 2014

Motel owner murders a thief and keeps Mum. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tim Hewett (@hewnique) September 6, 2014

This guy and girl want to bone but have too many fights. There is a lot of singing, and dancing. ]Plus a car race. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— shadownlite (@shadownlite) September 6, 2014

parks and rec man fights in a star war with girl hulk, sly cooper, a guy with autism, and a tree #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michael McCabe, good person (@MikeMcCabeSad) September 6, 2014

Kid gets abandoned by his family. Rejects his ghey foster parents. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Fredrick Shruglas ‍️ (@fwpegues) September 6, 2014

A truck blasts suddenly. Buildings fall. All are happy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— KP14 (@Chai_Pe_High) September 6, 2014

Will Smith decides to make Jesus seem like a selfish jerk in comparison. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— JEHawks (@jehawks) September 6, 2014

The chick is really a dude! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michael E. Cohen, a pixel-stained wretch (@lymond) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly mice save people.
Sequel: mice save people /in Australia/

— Aubrey (@yaodema) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Vincent Vega goes to the bathroom a lot, then one last time.

— Roland – he/him️ ️ رولاند Ρόλαντ (@SwordCoop) September 6, 2014

Some generic white dude becomes a messiah figure. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sam/LotusFlair #BLM (She/Her) (@darling_sammy) September 6, 2014

John Travolta and Nicholas Cage suffer drastic psychological effects of cosmetic surgery. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— AncestralFuturisms (@abdisankofa) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Child proof caps are EXTREMELY difficult to remove

— ジャースブルックス (@jarthbrooks) September 6, 2014

a noble cannibal mentors a young FBI agent. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— mattmerchant (@midmerch) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly You know there’s something you should know
So I’m gonna tell you so
Don’t sweat it
Forget it
Enjoy the show

— Shadow Hog (@The_Shadow_Hog) September 6, 2014

Girl raised by wolves saves world from creepy goo. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lauren (@stuckinspincycl) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A guy gets really into VHS

— Louis C Dacus (@fuckinalpamare) September 6, 2014

Debbie doesn’t do Dallas. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Claudia Adams-Esgrow (@ClaudiaZann) September 6, 2014

I don’t fucking know. It was in Spanish. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ѕαηтα вαву ️ (@LalalaLindseyJ) September 6, 2014

Aliens are here on Earth. Some of them look like pugs. Guys in black suits try to blow them up #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/FzGQej4ovL

— Liesel Schwarz (@Liesel_S) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A crime family gets mad when their new boss wants to commit crimes.

— Truitt Murrow (@TruittMurrow) September 6, 2014

“Mucho Mango” Match Three in 3-D Never Buy Lives Again Available only on Amazon 4 Kindle users http://t.co/CHJUxuR57P #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— #AmazonAddsDeals (@AmazonAddsDeals) September 6, 2014

two guys sit at a table for what seems like six hours talking about not very important stuff. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chuq Von Rospach (@chuq) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Spends three movies walking to throw a piece of jewelry away.

— 華胥の亡霊 (@saigyoujisama) September 6, 2014

Sometimes you crossdress to get custody of your children. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— precautionary fail (@flahertytweets) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly “This ship can’t… Ah, shit…”

— James Roy (@jamesroywriter) September 6, 2014

Grumpy old guy’s wife dies so he kidnaps a kid and moves all his worldy possessions to South America #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aunty Wah Wah ‍️ (@_surlymermaid_) September 6, 2014

Tom Cruise steals a fish and becomes ambassador to Cuba. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— HoorayBacon Unchecked (@HoorayBacon) September 6, 2014

Megatron and Starscream fight over who’s fucking who. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mystery Director (@mysterybrowndir) September 6, 2014