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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

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The main character has been dead all along. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ken Hallenius (@khiddy) September 6, 2014

This goombah tries to help karate kid escape a backwoods community ruled by Herman Munster #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tom Batten (@Tombatt) September 6, 2014

Man finds personal island, strikes up a friendship w/ a volleyball. Grows awesome beard. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Redrum novarum (@RelapsedCath) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
A spaced out NY cabbie has a bad acid trip & thinks he builds a time machine in a Delorian.

— Timothy Thelen (@timmthelen) September 6, 2014

Guy makes millions drinking other peoples’ milkshakes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Travis (e) Gates (@TravisEGates) September 6, 2014

clown gets bit by a spider, starts doing shit like a spider. Cobwebs every freakin where #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— View from my Office (@viewfrommyoffic) September 6, 2014

British kid do magic with jailbait but she legal now so it’s ok #explainafilmplotbadly

— Dave the Black Guy (@Realdaveblack) September 6, 2014

Sideshow Disabled people sing ” One of us, one of us. Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble”. Still disturbs @Juicedog23
#explainafilmplotbadly

— o (@Juicedog23) September 6, 2014

Guy travels to past, almost commits incest, and returns back to a better life. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ultima Ratio Regum (@WintermuteNight) September 6, 2014

A family grows close as together they discover why you should never build a home on an ancient Indian burial ground #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— llamaranch (@llamaranch) September 6, 2014

They made a movie about those things your kids leave on the floor that hurt your bare feet. But it was awesome. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Dave the Black Guy (@Realdaveblack) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Poor black woman in rural south who never wears the color purple learns to read and spit in lemonade.

— Bitchy Waiter (@bitchywaiter) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly girls house burns down so she gets married and no one seems the frankly give a damn

— Daniel O’Neail (@Dan_ONeail) September 6, 2014

An alien goes home. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Proud Cat Mom (@Antiloquy) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a bunch of people sing and dance at weird times

— Carla Mikkelsen (@daddymads) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly It’s the one where Tom Cruise starts running really fast.

— Doug Bursch, D.Min (@fairlyspiritual) September 6, 2014

Teacher attempts to teach young men to carpe diem. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dr. Farnad Ezati-Talab (@DocDarnell) September 6, 2014

Earl falls in love with the new batman, new batman falls in love with Chinese fingercuffs. A fun time is had by all. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dem Kitties ️ (@KittiesOrGTFO) September 6, 2014

Kid digs holes to build character. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Anthony Miller (@anthony_miller1) September 6, 2014

A Big boat sinks and people freeze to death. Humanity gets stuck with 20+ years of Celine Dion #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— International Man of Misery (@Machovell1an) September 6, 2014

Elizabeth Berkley kills her career #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeremy O (@jortega8) September 6, 2014

Some guy loses his train & falls down a lot.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Movies Silently (@MoviesSilently) September 6, 2014

Ginger trades voice for legs, combs hair with a fork #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brooke (@NvincbleSummer) September 6, 2014

dude is new in town, they make him sheriff. People get uptight. Big dude knocks out a horse. Chaos ensues. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— View from my Office (@viewfrommyoffic) September 6, 2014

One guy, six different boxing matches. We were done at three. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dr. Farnad Ezati-Talab (@DocDarnell) September 6, 2014

Oh wait, that last one was Mordaunt Hall’s review for Battleship Potemkin. Hall was the original #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Movies Silently (@MoviesSilently) September 6, 2014

These dudes go around busting ghosts #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— llamaranch (@llamaranch) September 6, 2014

Who the heck knows? #anyfellinimovie #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jean Roth 仁 (@jrotem) September 6, 2014

Dumb guy can run #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Smogzilla (@Smogzilla) September 6, 2014

girl with a bow and arrow saves some people then kills some people.Also has 2 boyfriends. One of them gives her bread #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Anthony Miller (@anthony_miller1) September 6, 2014

Green Lantern works for Gracie Lou Freebush & they really hate each other but then they go to Alaska & fall in love. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michelle Zarlenga EMMZEE (@emmzee_music) September 6, 2014

So they let Megan Fox do another movie so there’s that. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Big Boz (@WizardofBoz83) September 6, 2014

If I Stay and The Fault In Our Stars: emotional bullshit #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Russel (@JamesKRussel) September 6, 2014

Ethan Hawke plows Angelina Jolie and chops his mom’s head off in elevator #explainafilmplotbadly

— Mr. Brightside️ (@Will3K85) September 6, 2014

A young boy sees dead people and Bruce Willis is one of the dead people. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aron (@withonea) September 6, 2014

Dude from 30 seconds to Mars is kind of a whiny little bitch #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Some_Irish_Broad (@Irish_Nurse) September 6, 2014

Little robot joyrides for love and returns fat people to Earth #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— CulturAly (@CulturAlyBlog) September 6, 2014

Alabama simpleton sits at bus stop droning on and on about chocolates, famous people and historic events. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cory Shirshac (@Robin_Birdsong) September 6, 2014

Because the first 3 weren’t AMAZING or SPIDERY enough. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jacey (@Jaceymon05) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly people walk around, interact w/ each other + do stuff even with their genitals zipped up + contained in their pants.

— Nien Nunb (@Nien_Nunb) September 6, 2014

12 guys that would rather be anywhere else. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steve Labedz (@SteveLabedz) September 6, 2014

An ogre wants everyone to leave him alone. But no one listens. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nancy Writes (@nancywriteon) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Take a red pill then learn Kung Fu and save Mankind. Take a blue pill and remain a dependent liberal douche.

— International Man of Misery (@Machovell1an) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly This nerdy Jew bests these two waspy twins with his website.

— Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) September 6, 2014

All these people across 100s of years have this birthmark & they keep on dying & then there’s this weird funny bit #explainafilmplotbadly

— James Hultgren (@jameshultgren) September 6, 2014

A freed slave goes medieval on slave owners. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dr. Farnad Ezati-Talab (@DocDarnell) September 6, 2014

The plot is out of order but one big tough guy gets raped by a psycho but the psycho gets shot in the nuts. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jim1441 (@Palace1441) September 6, 2014

Lion Hamlet. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steve Labedz (@SteveLabedz) September 6, 2014

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this nanny starts singing about a super long word #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (@sunflowervolvi) September 6, 2014

Rocky Is Mad Cause Sophia from The Golden Girls Is Shooting Guns at Mr. T Apollo Creed #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Damian Vanore (@DamianVanore23) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2 hours of space, heavy breathing and failing to grab things

— (@DividedZone) September 6, 2014

A man is raped in a forrest after his friend duels against someone unknown with his banjo. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Daniel Nevarez (@arbitrarymadnes) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a middle aged man attempts to find his biological parents w/ his wife while his social worker attempts to bang him

— Derek. (@ElCoyolobo) September 6, 2014

Chick from 27 dresses lets Seth Rogen put it inside her #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Some_Irish_Broad (@Irish_Nurse) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly “I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days.”

— questionable weed pen (@dewontheleaves) September 6, 2014

This dude is bad then not bad then bad again. #clockworkorange #explainafilmplotbadly

— samantha (@samantha_macke_) September 6, 2014

Tom Cruise runs #explainafilmplotbadly

— Mr. Brightside️ (@Will3K85) September 6, 2014

2 hitmen do a job, and there’s a boxer, and a mobster and his hot druggie wife, and a couple small timers. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mario Speedwagon (@SilipigniMario) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly “Tangled” is about a thief marrying a princess all because of a deal of not being hit with a frying pan

— Taylor #GlimmerGang (@TaylorBMcardle) September 6, 2014

Seven dudes hook up with 7 ladies. Singing ensues. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— LoveKraft Mac n Cheese (@TheRealMattL) September 6, 2014

Gang of kids go into the sewer looking for a pirate’s treasure #explainafilmplotbadly

— llamaranch (@llamaranch) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The slut will do anything or anybody to get to the the Capital Punishment State.

— Nien Nunb (@Nien_Nunb) September 6, 2014

Dude hates his job and emotions. Kills coworker with axe. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steve Labedz (@SteveLabedz) September 6, 2014

Steven Seagal looks constipated. Mumbles. Continues to look constipated
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MattTheHoople (@MattTheHoople_) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The Last Airbender

A steaming pile of shit

— Keep 6 feet from me-li (@carnysuccubus) September 6, 2014

12 Rounds #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
CENA WINS LOL

— Y21 (@Y21__) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly “Titanic” is a film about a ship that everyone knew was sinkable and goodie gumdrops they were psychic!

— Taylor #GlimmerGang (@TaylorBMcardle) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly teeth in vagina

— jordan (@BiOnDrugs) September 6, 2014

Arnold Schwarzenegger Fights Sinbad Who is a Mailman and They Fight Over Christmas Lights with Danny Devito #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Damian Vanore (@DamianVanore23) September 6, 2014

Two pedestrian slackers with bad memories win a Mini-golf prize and save the Earth from aliens. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @moutzie89

— Mark Hanson stands with Ukraine (@MHanson62) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly “FUCK YOU, DAD!”

-The Lego Movie

— Tom (@TQSherwood) September 6, 2014

A father wants his son to take over the family business. The son refuses,so dad cuts off the son’s arm. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Brendan Tobin (@Kothag) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly M. Night Shamallamadingdong kills Bruce Willis and teams him up with a kid who really needs friends.

— questionable weed pen (@dewontheleaves) September 6, 2014

Ben Stiller wears ridiculously tight work-out clothes, and Vince Vaughn plays himself #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Some_Irish_Broad (@Irish_Nurse) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, & a love that sweeps them o

— jordan (@BiOnDrugs) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A drunken lady eats at jewelry stores while her downstairs neighbor is a bad Asian stereotype.

— Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly M. Night Shyamalan ruins a beloved cartoon with interpretive dancing.

— questionable weed pen (@dewontheleaves) September 6, 2014

Edward Norton becomes Brad Pitt at night #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joshy Claus (@JoshMarino420) September 6, 2014

neo discovers he has a holodeck addiction in “The Matrix”, out now #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— @wolfgun.space (bsky) (@wolfygun) September 6, 2014

Tom Cruise#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Wesley Geaslin (@mtwesuvius) September 6, 2014

It’s “Taken” but on a plane #nonstop #explainafilmplotbadly

— Laurice Fattal (@LauriceF) September 6, 2014

No matter how much you love your dog, once he gets rabies you have to be the one to put him down with your own gun. #explainafilmplotbadly

— llamaranch (@llamaranch) September 6, 2014

Amanda Bynes acts like a dude and tries to fuck another dude #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Some_Irish_Broad (@Irish_Nurse) September 6, 2014

Some dudes alter their perception of reality with a federally illegal substance, can’t remember where they parked #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Koi Anunta (@cataclysmickoi) September 6, 2014

Apes take over the world and Charlton Heston is pissed about it#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— pandemonium milkshake (@pandemoniumshak) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
SOME GUY’S DAD IS BEING A DICK SO HE HAS TO STOP HIS DAD FROM BEING A DICK ALSO IN SPACE

— Flyer, skeletuber (@flyer3232) September 6, 2014

Two guys travel the country during Great Depression. One guy fucks up, ends up w lead in the head. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dr. Farnad Ezati-Talab (@DocDarnell) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly It was his sled.

— Jhn Brcat (@johnwardbrocato) September 6, 2014

The X-Men movie we all wish never happened #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Some_Irish_Broad (@Irish_Nurse) September 6, 2014

Alien in his underwear saves the world #explainafilmplotbadly

— Joe (@joemessin) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly It’s about how Richard Dreyfuss goes crazy carving mountains out of mashed potatoes.

— David Bates (@DavidBWriter) September 6, 2014

A whole bunch of shit goes down nowhere near Fargo #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joe (@joemessin) September 6, 2014

Tommy was blind deaf dumb played pinball every1 liked him & he died on a bunch of tires #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sleepy Dizzy Beff (@HSAddict697) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tom Cruise is a Navy lawyer who can’t handle the truth, manages to win case anyway

— Taco Eater (@tacoeater) September 6, 2014

Harry Potter threatens Ron’s rat and learns that he is not psychic #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Johnny Index-Card (@TopicalAMC) September 6, 2014

Tom Hanks wins Survivor
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MattTheHoople (@MattTheHoople_) September 6, 2014

Lots of PG-13 side boob…and something about a boat sinking #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Some_Irish_Broad (@Irish_Nurse) September 6, 2014

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