#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

A woman commits murder, before getting in a fight over a pair of shoes. #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/n3cbZsFAni

— Chelsea (@thatchelseagirl) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly: the best there is, the best there was, the best there will ever be: pic.twitter.com/VkBX5U5fSz

— Mark Rozín (@WR_iceman) September 6, 2014

Space alien grows up on earth; has superpowers, but decides to work in print media. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) September 7, 2014

This weirdo kills a bunch of kids with candy, and there’s orange midgets everywhere. #explainafilmplotbadly

— White House Badminton Coach (@DaBigDumbGuy) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly simba fucks up, fucks off, fucks nala, fucks scar

— Neil Cicierega (@neilcic) September 6, 2014

Girl with magic powers,almost kills sister,runs away from home&gives everyone hypothermia #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/HYoTsICmar

— Megan (@_meganewing) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly a white girl moves from Africa but you can’t just ask people why they’re white

— Manal (@ufffhyaaar) September 7, 2014

The best anti-bullying PSA ever made. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/8FOY2WrMan

— The Horror Guru (@TheHorrorGuru) September 6, 2014

Hick guy hooks up with princess who turns out to be his sister to fight bad guy who turns out to be their father #explainafilmplotbadly

— Mathew Lyons (@MathewJLyons) September 7, 2014

Disney’s Pocahontas in space #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/I7rLvaPXGm

— area 51 comics (@mackmm) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly a white girl moves from Africa but you can’t just ask people why they’re white

— Ash (@ashleyy1235) September 6, 2014

It’s about a billionaire who dresses up like a bat. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Emilio Fuentes (@emiliofuentes) September 7, 2014

A guy lies to the police for an hour and a half, then leaves. #explainafilmplotbadly

— CT (@HockeenightsCT) September 6, 2014

A hot young runaway moves in with seven midgets and dies of food poisoning. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Voo Doo (@voodeaus) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly lady tells grandkids that a random shag meant more than their grandfather, then chucks a blue stone in the sea.”

— Mackenzie (@_macckk) September 7, 2014

Evolved monkeys stupidly trust humans. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dane Cook (@DaneCook) September 8, 2014

Miraculously literate mermaid signs contract trading her voice for legs. Inexplicably forgets she can write on land. #explainafilmplotbadly

— luka stan account (@littanylions_) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Girl goes to new school. People aren’t nice. Then she’s not nice. Then she’s nice again.

— hollisterco (@HollisterCo) September 10, 2014

A death row inmate teaches Tom Hanks how to pee. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Michael Blackman (@MikeRBlackman) September 7, 2014

Guy gets hired as night watch at the museum. Slowly realizes he might be underpaid. #explainafilmplotbadly

— AJ (@AlecJansport) September 7, 2014

A woman way too young & hot to be into Woody Allen is totally into Woody Allen #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Deborah Roseman (@roseperson) September 6, 2014

The games are not actually about hunger #explainafilmplotbadly

— Josh Wheeler (@JoshSWheeler2) September 6, 2014

Old lady destroys her grandkids’ inheritance. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/gT9J4g7rTF

— L. S. (@mom2princessz) September 7, 2014

Sandra Bullock can’t act. Except this time she’s in space #explainafilmplotbadly

— Tom The Pom (@tommygreenard) September 6, 2014

A guy is space finds religion and blows up a deformed guy’s planet-destroying weapon. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Colin Mochrie (@colinmochrie) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Ferris gets very sick and needs to rest

— ristolable (@ristolable) September 6, 2014

Leonardo DiCaprio takes ice bucket challenge. Loses. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Betty F*ckin’ White (@BettyFckinWhite) September 6, 2014

Middle class white people couldn’t be more different. They fall in love. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/pkH6RoWpiL

— NativeSon (@adamec87) September 6, 2014

A really smart rich dude wears metal and helps people while remaining sarcastic #explainafilmplotbadly

— A.Giacomi (@thepoeticzombie) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Bruce Willis loses his shoes on Christmas.

— Jason Isbell (@JasonIsbell) September 6, 2014

A seemingly defeated Tom Cruise smiles knowingly. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dane Cook (@DaneCook) September 8, 2014

Blond girl takes LSD & starts chasing imaginary rabbits down holes in the ground #explainafilmplotbadly

— Chris Lent (@MrChrisLent) September 6, 2014

Chatty blonde proves Harvard ain’t so hard. Plus perms can get you arrested for murder. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Brian Herrera (@stinkylulu) September 7, 2014

there’s a tornado and then a farm girl drops acid #explainafilmplotbadly

— mntmp (@mklptrk) September 8, 2014

Shy girl is asked to the prom, her dress gets ruined and she’s so pissed she kills everyone. #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/v5tW2BqQb9

— Marl3 (@marlinkrodz) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Mildly retarded man fights in Vietnam and offers chocolate to strangers to win over AIDS lady.

— Trevor S (@trevso_electric) September 7, 2014

In a galaxy far far away, a kid with daddy issues nearly sleeps with his sister. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Mark Souza (@souzawrites) September 6, 2014

A man and a woman hate each other before falling in love as one of them slowly dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dane Cook (@DaneCook) September 8, 2014

Girl steals food meant for African children and throws fellow classmate under a bus #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/Tytt8Cvn4i

— Student Beans (@studentbeans) September 6, 2014

First they dropped a house on her sister and jacked her shoes. Then they do a home invasion and melt her. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Dave the Black Guy (@Realdaveblack) September 6, 2014

“In a lot of ways this is a love story between two men.” -Charlie on Lethal Weapon #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Always Sunny Quotes (@alwayssunnytalk) September 6, 2014

In a world before Google Maps, Harold and Kumar struggle to find a burger joint. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Alex Rubalcava (@AlexRubalcava) September 7, 2014

An unorthodox sports team is the worst but wins. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dane Cook (@DaneCook) September 8, 2014

Hairy footed midget must take a ring to a volcano, takes most difficult route possible and moans the entire way #explainafilmplotbadly

— Donna (@DPC123) September 6, 2014

Boy with stick kills man without a nose #explainafilmplotbadly http://t.co/poUs27T6Vp”

— Michelle H (@iHackett12) September 7, 2014

LA cop tries to…MITCHELL! He fights crime and…MITCHELL! Busts girlfriend for pot when…MITCHELL! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a clone creates clones to fight their non-clone counterparts then a boy gets turned to stone and his pet mouse cries.

— zoey ️‍️ (@Proasheck) September 6, 2014

Orphan boy goes to a school for magic and slowly uncovers the truth about who killed his parents. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pat Rothfuss (@PatrickRothfuss) September 7, 2014

A girl gives a furry thing an umbrella & it gives her some seeds. Then she goes for a ride in a cat. No *in* a cat. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pat Rothfuss (@PatrickRothfuss) September 9, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Nemo is lost. Nemo is found.

— Ted Klingenberg (@doseofted) September 7, 2014