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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

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@DirtyHippyDalek A lonely rural village. A rich man, a poor man, a mermaid. Motorbike rode recklessly. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Some Bloke in a Hat (@toolegs) September 6, 2014

William Shatner vs. God. God loses. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Werthead (@Werthead) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Two newspaper reporters act like they’re Woodward and Bernstein or something

— Russell Wiley Is Out to Lunch, a novel (@newspapernovel) September 6, 2014

Ben Afflec flies to an asteroid to prove to Bruce Willis that he’s good enough to date Liv Tyler. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— That Guy, Martin (@tenebrisvacuum) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly There are some monkeys, and then there’s space and some colors and a weird baby in space

— Abbey Bender (@Abbey_Bender) September 6, 2014

Guy learns to surf, orders two meatball sandwiches, jumps out of plane without parachute. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mark Nagi (@MarkNagi) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Sean Bean doesn’t die. The rest is non-sensical video-game stuff put together. #SilentHill

— PJ B (@ProfBforBargain) September 6, 2014

Sisters argue about the weather, a snowman from their past returns. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jason Shellen (@shellen) September 6, 2014

One asshole gets a dragon mad and a town is set on fire. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eye of Sauron Checked (@talestoenrage) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Bill gets killed.

— Charlie Nash (@ctnash91) September 6, 2014

Guy gets out of a mental hospital, discovers his sister’s a babysitter. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Ocasio-Rodham Nolte (@NolteNC) September 6, 2014

Macaulay Culkin gets stung to death by bees. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Marc Deschamps (@Marcdachamp) September 6, 2014

High school principal risks career to stop inattentive senior from singing in street parade #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Scott Breakall (@breakall) September 6, 2014

@HateYoKids Prince can’t afford a motorcycle in his size #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Heavy Pet Sematary (@CollinJones) September 6, 2014

A young boy yearning for adventure in space re-unites with his long lost sister. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rob (@spaceguy1) September 6, 2014

A man fondly remembers his sled. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rich Cromwell (@rcromwell4) September 6, 2014

A man child meets up with a tree and a rat, and they guard the galaxy from a space goth. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gareth L. Powell (@garethlpowell) September 6, 2014

Mother and daughter fight a lot before the daughter dies. Also, mother sleeps with pervy old astronaut next door. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kent German (@KentGerman) September 6, 2014

Man uses mashed potatoes to talk aliens into returning kidnapped child. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jared Petty (@pettycommajared) September 6, 2014

Bloke from The Matrix goes surfing with the bloke from Dirty Dancing#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stand Up & Improvise (@StandUpAndImpro) September 6, 2014

Southern-belle sociopath becomes nouveau riche, manipulates everyone, shocked at hubby dumping her #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ed Morrissey (@EdMorrissey) September 6, 2014

Two Cowboys Fuck #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Minus One (@robertminusone) September 6, 2014

Kid gets all whiny about farm work, visits a sleazy bar, saves a girl and nearly gets eaten by a trash compactor. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Cara Ellen Modisett (@CaraModisett) September 6, 2014

After his wife is murdered, a paranoid hypochondriac & mentally challenged companion search for his kidnapped son. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Larry Wright (@refocusedmedia) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly kid eats pot brownie and ends up wearing a golden speedo and fighting a homosexual

— ky (@peachyky) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly “i am groot”

— lynn (@sukaihan) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A millionaire makes a scary work of fiction after concocting a scheme to sell carbon offsets. pic.twitter.com/6rF34I4Iub

— Quantum Flux (@QuantumFlux1964) September 6, 2014

But meant to explain well “@GabrielRossman: greatest #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly was by @WhitStillman –> http://t.co/e8eX4H3Q2J” another failure

— Whit Stillman (@WhitStillman) September 6, 2014

Worst judge ever sentences drunk driver to supervise kids playing in a ridiculously violent sport. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— zeddy (@Zeddary) September 6, 2014

No one’s blindfolded, the giant spider isn’t called Ariadne and Lord Fear’s known as Sauron. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Knightmare (@KnightmareUK) September 6, 2014

Martini-drinking Brit spy worst spy ever because everybody knows he’s a spy and if they don’t he tells them, twice. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brad Wheeler (@BWheelerglobe) September 6, 2014

RT @Doc_0: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Those WERE the droids they were looking for

— Dee (@DAbitty) September 6, 2014

Tom Hanks has long hair and goes to the Louvre #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pat Thornton (@patthornton) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Orphan on study abroad learns tenets of Buddhism in order to help folks back home. Bat logo highly popular with cops.

— Jeremy C. Pope (@JeremyCPope) September 6, 2014

Middle class redhead fails to find room on ample chunk of wood for freezing sketch artist following boating mishap #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Buck Tarbrush (@Paul_Luke) September 6, 2014

Students ace test, racists make them take test again #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Prof. Katie Hinde (@Mammals_Suck) September 6, 2014

And Marty goes back to the present. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— purgatorio o inferno (@_h3llo_w0rld_) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Cross dressing psychopath mistakes knife for Herbal Essences,it ends badly…………… So good they made it twice.

— Robert j Mountjoy (@leslieacorke) September 6, 2014

@Adam1021 Edward Norton talks to himself, nobody tells him #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jon Gear (@JonGear7) September 6, 2014

Hotel heir has competition shot so he can win high school equivalency challenge. Also has run in with a penguin. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam (@imadamtr) September 6, 2014

Aliens who die when exposed to water come to a planet that’s 70% water. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— @grissallia.bsky.social (@Grissallia) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Don’t say “Bloody Mary” don’t say “Bloody Mary” don’t say “Bloody Mary” OOPS!

— Christine Nolan (@MrsNollybags) September 6, 2014

Bratty teen loses stepbrother, consorts with muppets & ends up in Escher painting with DavidBowie in very tight pants #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alison (@Partyof3blog) September 6, 2014

@abethell79: Vigilante with a sore throat beats up bad guys in a black onesie! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/US7AXrIdQN@WirthCam

— Konnor Sidler (@KonnorSidler) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Blue Pocahontas.

— James Howland (@J_howland) September 6, 2014

Wealthy, ruthless man dies, is unhealthily obsessed with his sled. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Tyler (still) (@JamesTylerESPN) September 6, 2014

Skywalker family issues negatively affecting a lot of folks across a large quadrant of some galaxy someplace. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— etherbrian (@etherbrian) September 6, 2014

No dancing is allowed, but then there is more and more dancing. Finally, there’s a shit ton of dancing. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gene, not Glen (@GeneAdrift) September 6, 2014

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