#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Austrian ex-painter regrets some of his life choices #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tom Morally Grey (@tomblackuk) September 6, 2014

Violent youth is forced to hate beethoven while being mentally castrated #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Marwan Imam (@TheOnlyWarman) September 6, 2014

One night gang of Americans sneak into a house far away, murder a hapless old Arab guy and throw his body in the sea #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ryan Antonio Paz (@irrpfad) September 6, 2014

He’s Eminem, but he’s not really Eminem, you know? #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— alex (@muzzaonthebeat) September 6, 2014

A group of depressed kids from the Pacific North West are late for dinner. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— King of Butts (@Dewidiot) September 6, 2014

A androgynous man kidnaps a baby in an attempt to woo it’s 13 year old sister into marriage by way of puzzles. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Geek Of Oz (@GeekOfOz) September 6, 2014

A man dresses up as a woman to get a job. Things get complicated. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Camash: The Spooky Low-Poly Lion (@CamashRed) September 6, 2014

A white guy and a black guy make friends in prison. The white guy gets out first. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kay Stonham (@kaystonham) September 6, 2014

this could also be a porn “@ComplexlySimple: Squirrel just wants a nut for four movies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (not you, tyler perry) (@umbrcons) September 6, 2014

I really hope none of these four people have herpes.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Grimalkin, RN (@grimalkinrn) September 6, 2014

Sandra Bullock and George Clooney put kids off their astronaut dreams. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chrissie (@heyyychrissie) September 6, 2014

Two women cheat steal and kill and run away from their responsibilities #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— fourfoot (@fourfoot) September 6, 2014

Flying cows.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Grimalkin, RN (@grimalkinrn) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly boy makes friend that wears pajamas. Boy wears pajamas too and dies.

— your sister eerie (@chaostracize) September 6, 2014

Woman who somehow isn’t skeeved by a cross dressing taxidermist leaves a bloody mess in the shower. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Mark Souza (@souzawrites) September 6, 2014

some green cunt goes around with a fukin cheeky donkey and finds a hot chick who turns into a green cunt #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dave Woodhead (@daveawoodhead) September 6, 2014

Transported to a surreal land, Dorothy kills the first person she meets then teams up with 3 strangers to kill again #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ruthless On Film (@RuthlessOnFilm) September 6, 2014

If you ask the fandom, this movie never happened.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Grimalkin, RN (@grimalkinrn) September 6, 2014

“@OhxLalaaa: He gets turned into a Llama #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly” EMPERORS NEW GROOVE

— ️‍ (@svmmerxo_) September 6, 2014

New girl in town must choose between boy who shimmers and boy who simmers. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jane Abbott (@JaneKAbbott) September 6, 2014

Michael Jordan is all, “Basketball, I’m out” and some looney creatures ask him to play. Pretty sure he was on acid. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Schmallky (@Schmallky) September 6, 2014

Someone meets the woman of their dreams on an island movie shoot. The opening in New York was a disaster tho #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Der Waffle Mous (@DerWaffleMous) September 6, 2014

bffs, then one dies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Phonecia Hamhocker (@mazzie) September 6, 2014

Mature woman tries to seduce ex College Boy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Geoff Rodgers (@ge0_ff) September 6, 2014

Teen bitten by radioactive spider. Can’t hold down down a relationship. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Amir Mizroch (@Amirmizroch) September 6, 2014

PRINCE OF EGYPT!! RT @_traecherous: [flips table out of anger] #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (not you, tyler perry) (@umbrcons) September 6, 2014

Local weirdo gets bike stolen #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Frederick Schroeder (@fredschroeder) September 6, 2014

Kid loses sled. Becomes media mogul. *Really* can’t get over sled. Dies. But he had the sled all along! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Taylor ️ (@FutureBoy) September 6, 2014

Hitman discusses intricacies of overseas travel, accidentally kills a man and then is shot while defecating #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eric Goldman (@TheEricGoldman) September 6, 2014

Two stoners discover time travel. Most excellent! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stephen Abbott Pugh (@stephen_abbott) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Heroin use is bad for you & makes you do things you normally wouldn’t.

— Darius Soriano (@forumbluegold) September 6, 2014

Guy kills some people maybe, and perhaps tries to feed a cat to an ATM? And he’s always returning videos. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— trash, but make it fashion (@ElleArmageddon) September 6, 2014

Trying to stop a bus #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— NotAnandamide (@NotAnandamide) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 12 guys rob a casino

— Nicky Woolf (@NickyWoolf) September 6, 2014

Cryogenically frozen cop thawed to fight nemesis in future. Wacky anachronisms & sexual blunders ensue. Taco Bell. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jamie Wyman ️‍ (@Pajamazon) September 6, 2014

Arnold @Schwarzenegger is an obsessive-compulsive trying to change the future. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ryan Parker (@TheRyanParker) September 6, 2014

“@JasonIsbell: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly “Boat sinks.”

Jason wins!

— Cherie (@sweetrhythms) September 6, 2014

Ah, well, um. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dr Jenna Price (@JennaPrice) September 6, 2014

Ride in #PhoneBooth #TimeMachine
Collect #Historical #Figures#SanDimasHighSchoolFootballRules#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/pSnaKZcRLo

— Relicords (@Relicords) September 6, 2014

Sparkly pale people procreate with normal pale people. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt (@ComplexlySimple) September 6, 2014

An evening stroll in Paris. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/DPzCdBvcI9

— Dan Olson (@FoldableHuman) September 6, 2014

Always buy first class tickets. And don’t let other people on your floating door. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Christian ️‍ (@interchris) September 6, 2014

@wilw There’s this movie based off of a book you really like but it’s nothing like the book at all. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Inkblitz MFF (@Inkblitzer) September 6, 2014

1985 Dan Aykroyd and 1985 Chevy Chase do stuff in a movie. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Geoffrey Morrison (@TechWriterGeoff) September 6, 2014

Old American guy meets hot young American girl in Japan. They don’t do it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Taylor ️ (@FutureBoy) September 6, 2014

Bunch of guys go out to save a guy called Ryan. Kills lots of other people instead. They all die too. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Amir Mizroch (@Amirmizroch) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly homoerotic little people finally drop a ring in a volcano. For some reason movie refuses to end.

— -tacle Jackie Boy ️ (@AdmAstonishing) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tons of innocent people have to die on a boat so Kate Winslet can get her fresh start.

— Sharon (@MySharona1987) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Johnny Depp trying to seduce women without even trying.

— Shumail (@Shumyl) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly French dude spurns the preteen girl he kidnapped & taught to shoot cops for a houseplant, then blows up

— jerk store answering service (@caylenb) September 6, 2014