#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

An uncool detective and his genius partner must stop zombie soldiers led by a J-rock singer. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shiki (@BloodyGigi) September 6, 2014

A guy delivers pizza to people who really didn’t want to eat pizza. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cheryl L (@cal331) September 6, 2014

Summer love rejected, dance off, car maintenance project ends up building first flying car #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— tc (@onin543) September 6, 2014

Residue known as hope encrusts the boundaries of what is and is not ownable #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/G8Zef4GwOq

— Jo Lindsay Walton (@jolwalton) September 6, 2014

He has superpowers . #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— william. (@SorcererWiggins) September 6, 2014

Can anyone tell me WTF these guys are talking about?? #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/jtxMpQSxt1

— Johnny Memphis (@johnnymemphis) September 6, 2014

Director has robot fetish, decides to portray it poorly on screen w/even worse CGI & acting #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly (ping @TheDamnedHumans )

— Monique Le Chat (@lechatnoirmon) September 6, 2014

Scientists travel to a world to find out they came to earth in time took over by apes #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— SucramSage (@Jedi_Sager) September 6, 2014

Man who swallows red pill gains superpowers. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) September 6, 2014

German’s expertly-executed plan to make money ruined by smirking New Yorker with a disdain for California #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eric Goldman (@TheEricGoldman) September 6, 2014

Guy hates everybody , volcanos , sword changes colors , PLOT TWIST: is the dad . #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— william. (@SorcererWiggins) September 6, 2014

Things happen. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rosen Thorne, Ultimate Wrestler! (@Rosen_Thorne) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Holy shit, dinosaur zoo, you guys. Fuckin’ dinosaur zoo. Oh wait, never mind, it’s eating people. Shit. Run. Shit.

— David A Scott Jr (@DAScottJr) September 6, 2014

Black American is made sheriff of Wild West town: has to contend with
Farting cowboys, morons, and bad jokes #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rob Hosking (@robhosking) September 6, 2014

Dude gets gross tree cut down, and shit gets gross. Also magic.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pizza Cat, Esq (@pizzacatesq) September 6, 2014

Samuel L. Jackson swears at white people #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Keith Carey (@keithtellsjokes) September 6, 2014

Brad Pitt gets old in a hurry #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Barry Crain (@BarryCrain) September 6, 2014

Retired naval officer cuts back on overheads by hiring a nanny/seamstress/entertainer/wife. Trick Nazis with song. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MandyKerr (@MandyKerr) September 6, 2014

Stranded alien makes very long distance phone call. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeff DeCoursey (@jeffdecoursey) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly white man saves the day.

— DoubleJokerSince23 (@FanSince09) September 6, 2014

A man with a heart condition, a man with anger issues, a WW2 veteran, and a foreigner develop a close friendship. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Crystal (@ArcaneCrystal) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Julia needs new boots and likes bubble bath.Richard gets distracted from playing the piano. The Seinfeld guy pops up.

— Anna King (@annakingradio) September 6, 2014

Giant monkey falls for blonde tart, then falls off a block of flats. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike (@Mikeyukhc) September 6, 2014

Boring girl falls for gay roommate, gay roommate falls for their dork roommate. They try sex together and fail. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mx. Amadi Lovelace Has Left This Place (@amaditalks) September 6, 2014

Alan Rickman kills a wizard because another wizard got a bad nose job. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— GideonDrake (@GideonDrake) September 6, 2014

Arrive in in America , sell cocaine , become very rich , do cocaine , get shot . #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— william. (@SorcererWiggins) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Guys fight. Make soap. Do bad things to soup.

— bit(((maelstrom))) (@bitmaelstrom) September 6, 2014

Boots for drag queens are apparently way more profitable than men’s dress shoes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lauren (@stuckinspincycl) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A completely different 8-year-old is misplaced

— CEO of THE BORAX COMPANY (@moscva_mule) September 6, 2014

Trees start killing people because all the bees are gone. Mark Whalberg makes that face he does in every movie. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Victor (@V_Fettke) September 6, 2014

Alien romances a journalist, but is interrupted by his fear of green rock and a bald man. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dave (@hullodave) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Lola trains for a track meet

— Luscious Dick Tacoma (@scearley) September 6, 2014

Lots of men die trying to save one. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steve Wheeler Education (@SteveWheeler) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Al Pacino screaming ‘Fuck you.’

— Shumail (@Shumyl) September 6, 2014

Guy dies , friends get high , Harvard . #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— william. (@SorcererWiggins) September 6, 2014

Big fish eats some people. Guy wants a bigger boat. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jim Wharton, PhD (he/him) (@jimwharton) September 6, 2014

Burt Reynolds racks up some traffic violations during a beer run #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mara Jule (@marajule) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A bald dude who can drive really fast.

— Shumail (@Shumyl) September 6, 2014

William Shatner orders a Michelob, and looks for oversize fish. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Wyatt Kane (@ohmywyattkane) September 6, 2014

In surreal landscape, young girl kills 1st woman she meets, then teams up with 3 complete strangers to kill again. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Scott Knaster (@scottknaster) September 6, 2014

A baby thinks he sounds like Bruce Willis as John Travolta & the 2nd Cheers lady earn for Scientology cleansing. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Orca For President (@tomhensleyy) September 6, 2014

Director’s mysogynistic obsession with Megan Fox is so extreme, the cars around her violently contort. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Séamus Bellamy (@SeamusBellamy) September 6, 2014

Black escaped slave, kills his way to his wife with the help of a 1860s Dog the Bounty Hunter #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— SucramSage (@Jedi_Sager) September 6, 2014

Teenagers are dazed , they are also confused about their lives . #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— william. (@SorcererWiggins) September 6, 2014

My home town gets nuked.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

(you have to know my actual history to guess this)

— Grimalkin, RN (@grimalkinrn) September 6, 2014

There are snakes on the MFing plane.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— BiasedGirl (@BiasedGirl) September 6, 2014

In Santa Mira, CA everyone but Kevin McCarthy becomes a registered Democrat. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ibuprofen Hippo (@JimJamitis) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Nicole Kidman abducted in stolen walkie talkie scheme http://t.co/y0EV5ia0cW

— Bill Hanstock (@sundownmotel) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Unique and beautiful creature, eating its natural prey, is brutally hunted down by Sigourney Weaver.

— Prof Paul Bernal (@PaulbernalUK) September 6, 2014

Grandpa reads sick kid a story about ppl who say lots of quotable things. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Spring Heeled Jack (@SpringaldJack) September 6, 2014