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@beerandnosh @linecook this thread is giving those #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly tweets a good run for their money.
— Scot Hampton (@shamptonian) September 6, 2014
Ryan Gosling takes his shirt off. Maybe other stuff happens, I can’t remember. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Lynne Favreau (@LynneFavreau) September 6, 2014
Rich guy works out his abandonment issues through an extended vigilante revenge fantasy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Dylan Wilbanks, now at @dylanw@xoxo.zone (@dylanw) September 6, 2014
Director watches a Japanese movie and thinks “This would be better with Perry Mason.” #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Chris Breen (@BodyofBreen) September 6, 2014
Farm boy kills thousands of politicians and soldiers because he fancies his sister. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Pat Higgins (@pathigginsfilm) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The Future Is Here, And Everyone Is Still A White Male For Some Reason – Every scifi ever
— @gains-skeets.bsky.social (@gains_tweets) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly cool dudes and a lady drive cars very fast and associate with ne’er-do-wells, learn much about friendship
— Bill Baer (@Baer_Bill) September 6, 2014
Classic franchise gets a face lift. With lens flare. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Kalinara (@kalinara) September 6, 2014
There’s a good guy, a bad guy, and an ugly guy and they shoot guns. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Ibuprofen Hippo (@JimJamitis) September 6, 2014
Two hit men engage in conversations about foot massages, burgers and bacon. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Jim Cobern (@Jimetrics) September 6, 2014
This Italian dude in Philadelphia decides to take boxing more seriously. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Cody. (@The_SpacePope) September 6, 2014
Two brothers trick their old band into saving an orphanage. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Spring Heeled Jack (@SpringaldJack) September 6, 2014
Jane Fonda flies in outer space, inadvertently names 80s pop band. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— David J. Loehr (@dloehr) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The Smurfs 2
— Austin! (@JetGrindFuture) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A guy shoots pool
— Louis C Dacus (@fuckinalpamare) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly They had to get rid of this magical ring so they sent this little guy whose cousin is a drug addict to do it.
— Suffian Rahman (@suffianr) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Adolf Hitler yells and dies in German.
— Dale Franks ️ (@DaleFranks) September 6, 2014
Ving Rhames wanted a briefcase and some people did drugs and some other people got shot. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Chemmy (@felixpotvin) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THESE ASSHOLES JUST SHOW US THE FUCKING MONSTER.
— (@newageamazon) September 6, 2014
Several well-dressed people attempt to enter REM sleep simultaneously. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Dr Sweet Machine ️ (@sweetmachineSP) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly guy needs a new rug
— BasicChunnel on the other, better app (@Basic_Chunnel) September 6, 2014
Italians, opera, many moons and Cher’s in it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— ️ (@jamiedsongs) September 6, 2014
What is this #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly thing I’m seeing?
— Ksenia Anske (@kseniaanske) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A murderer practices accountancy in prison.
— Dale Franks ️ (@DaleFranks) September 6, 2014
A big lizard goes for a swim and stomps on a city while looking for bugs to eat.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Wayland Smith (@WaylandSmith1) September 6, 2014
David Bowie bulges his crotch at the screen & scars all children of the 80s. There was maybe a baby or something, too #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Q. (they/them) | @quiara.net on the bluer skies (@Quiara) September 6, 2014
Tom Cruise is a hotshot. He meets a woman. He has a crisis of confidence. Things go badly but he comes thru & wins. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Mx. Amadi Lovelace Has Left This Place (@amaditalks) September 6, 2014
Estranged husband shoots people visiting wife’s office building on Christmas Eve. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Jonathan Wickremasinghe-Kuhn (@uscscreenwriter) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Angelina Jolie & James McAvoy are super powered assassins He curves a bullet & they run on top of trains
— Marissa (@MissMarissaMae) September 6, 2014
.@CoolCalmCam Reclusive nerd thinks he can fight crime. Nerd fails. Then, nerd actually DOES THE THING. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Tahajin Grandville (@xHajinn) September 6, 2014
A movie about a guy who’s good at math and his brother who’s kinda a dick to him. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— ᴄᴏʏᴏᴛᴇ MFF (@CoyoteInTheHat) September 6, 2014
Two women fight to the death for a pair of shoes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Blossom (@KittenFlower) September 6, 2014
Slacker drives so fast his mom tries to bang him. Later, lightening makes his dad’s bully wash a truck. #explainafilmplotbadly
— tim (@aquanetter) September 6, 2014
He gets Carter, I assume. I haven’t actually seen it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— cosmic jester (@cosmicjester) September 6, 2014
A rabid St. Bernard goes crazy and stupid woman can’t figure out what to do. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— renee (@reneejulene) September 6, 2014
Lonely ice hockey player demonstrates failure to grasp rules of game by showing up unwanted at summer camp #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Safety Dansky (@RDansky) September 6, 2014
Romantic Comedies: CisHet white couple. Quirky relationship. Break up. Kiss in the rain. Not really a comedy.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— issa bae. (@MalikaAisha) September 6, 2014
Jessie Spano is not good at life (or acting) but OK at dancing. She wasn’t “so excited” to kiss Gina Gershon. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Sarah Hart (@sarahhart27) September 6, 2014
That’s the Joker, right? He totally looks like the Joker. Why doesn’t he want to kiss the Russian lady?#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Movies Silently (@MoviesSilently) September 6, 2014
Teen & friend steal car, interrupt a parade, trash the car and get a principal fired. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Flipped Bit Liz ️️ (@theliz13) September 6, 2014
Duck has an adventure. Marty McFly’s mom is there. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Big Boz (@WizardofBoz83) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly OCD psycho beats child with wire hanger and wins an Oscar.
— Bitchy Waiter (@bitchywaiter) September 6, 2014
Man makes a list of all his favorite Jews #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Jeremy O (@jortega8) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly She sucks his cock then kills his pet ……
— Savannah (@someboysjumper) September 6, 2014
Some dudes get drunk then wake up #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Austin (@Rinku588) September 6, 2014
Long-winded dragon fails to kill slow, fat gang of dwarves. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Robbie Sherwood (@RobbieSherwood) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly kid ignores adult advice, meets creepy old guy who takes him to a bar, and trains him to kill his father. Starwars
— Daniel O’Neail (@Dan_ONeail) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly An iceberg nominates a ship and its passengers to the ice bucket challenge
— Dom (@Ruggieri16) September 6, 2014
This one chick had sex with this poor dude in a car on a boat then the boat sinks and dude dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Angie Grace LayoVer (@AngieGraceLA) September 6, 2014
Teenager saves his family from disappearing in a photo #BackToTheFuture #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Joshy Claus (@JoshMarino420) September 6, 2014
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