#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Tricky teen skips school w/friends. Runs around town all day. Crashes a parade. Goes home. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Khan (@MyPornKhan) September 8, 2014

You think Harrison Ford is an Android, but no one is sure. In LA, everyone eats Korean Food and speaks German #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bryan Jacobs (@bryanjacobs3) September 8, 2014

Some dude is all sad about his sled. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #WIN

— Logan Polk (@dedpool1979) September 8, 2014

Forest Whitaker is into trannies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Discover Butt (@Discoverbutt) September 8, 2014

German factory owner has difficulty making profit even after employing low-wage workers to manufacture his products. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Melon Husk (@labboypro) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Insurance adjuster hangs out with shirtless men in a basement.

— Brian (@BriansSchlong) September 8, 2014

Jennifer Lawrence accidentaly nude Brad Cooper took a bad role with #limitless, #Deniro, “You talkin to me?” #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #WWE

— Tom Robinson (@TRSHOCK) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A mentally-challenged man runs a lot.

— Brian (@BriansSchlong) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #Roots Black people learned the value of hard work and sunscreen.

— Earl Skakel (@EarlSkakel) September 8, 2014

Ghost exterminators save world, again. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #GB2

— Guyarrhea (@GuyFrizzell) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Woman gets trapped with two blow hards while zombies try to make friends. #NightOfTheLivingDead (1968)

— Hell Is Full (@Hell_Is_Full_) September 8, 2014

Band of teens invade quiet, rural Texas family’s home and the family is forced to defend themselves with a chainsaw. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gadd Zooks (@GaddzQQks) September 8, 2014

A man, a tree, a raccoon, a green lady and a man with no sense of humor kill a man with a purple rock. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dylanmcdanger (@dylanmcdanger) September 8, 2014

Some dude from Cuba almost gets killed by a chainsaw and then proceeds to do a bunch of coke. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Charlie (@CVShuffle) September 8, 2014

Doing drugs leads to jail time, institutions, amputations, and double-dildos. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mark William Reiley (@markwreiley) September 8, 2014

A shitload of 1’s and 0’s have enslaved humanity and Ted saves it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— GreekyGeek (@Dion78) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Mel Gibson wears a kilt and desperately needs a haircut. pic.twitter.com/IMqFLmpOru

— Author Jessica Park (@JessicaPark24) September 8, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly it’s people!

— Ana Tuesday (@pornstarkaraoke) September 8, 2014

Something about a snowman, female empowerment and that damn song won’t get out of my head, #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rita Lou n Gracie Too ‍ (@flynnrita149) September 8, 2014

Sometimes Twitter trends are fun. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shannon Ridgway (@sridgway1980) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly helping out with an abortion+dancing+sex= love and no sitting in the corner

— layne (@The_Fastt_Layne) September 8, 2014

This dumb dog gets shot for being an asshole. People cry. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jonathan Craig (@mostlysatire) September 8, 2014

Enjoying #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly far too much.

— sandra valens (@heysandrav) September 8, 2014

Two teens make a perfect woman using weird science and nothing sexual happens.

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/t3Kl4x1PDU

— Lucky Red (@Lucky_Red_E) September 8, 2014

Traumatised manchild in leather suit can’t let go of his past. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/klxE1D0Tlv

— Andrew Jack (@AndrewJLJack) September 8, 2014

It’s like “Meet the Parents”, but less funny. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/XxqX1beqJT

— Sergio Escobar (@SergEscobar) September 8, 2014

A 17 year old kid take a trip to a cave to teach military scientists about computer interface design. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Francis Gulotta (@reconbot) September 8, 2014

@Becoming_Bryna if you were referring to ‘the transporter’ that’s a bad movie with great cars. #ExplainAMoviePlotBadly

— Deluxe Chicago Limo (@DELUXE_CHI) September 8, 2014

A young woman moves in with 7 short men. She gets poisoned, and a man kisses her while she’s unconscious #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michelle (@Serendipity861) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
commercial plane pilots decide its safe to fly thru a sky vagina. the only survivors have to deal w/ giant meatballs

— teagan (@salvicorn) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Reno lounge singer teaches nuns to sing the oldies.

— Dina Najar (@Got2Get2Vegas) September 8, 2014

@MsTscripted I hope your weekend was good! I think about my movie buff friend when I read or write #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly they’re fun, try!

— Susie (@only1bgirl) September 8, 2014

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Barbarino & gerry curled preacher recover Ving Rhame’s soul.

— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) September 8, 2014

Clint Eastwood shows that racist White guys are necessary for justice to prevail.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Carl Nyberg (@CarlNyberg312) September 8, 2014

Robin Williams dresses in drag and speaks in a bad phony accent in order to get closer to his children. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Phil Darin (A Boorish Fella) (@Phil_Darin) September 8, 2014

Two, not so smart, men drive across country in a van that looks like a dog, in search of a woman named Samsonite. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stewart Conkle (@stewartconkle) September 8, 2014

Romeo and Juliet on a ship. On ice. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Garrett (@IAmGaroott) September 8, 2014

A pedophile gets kicked out of a band, pretends to be a teacher, and kidnaps a bunch of kids to play in his rock band #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ac (@AcCapucini) September 8, 2014

An old man moves his house to the edge of a waterfall with the help of a young boy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt Cannon (@themattcannon) September 8, 2014

Boy with fairly average childhood gets lost outside a ski resort in a hedge maze #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #TheShining

— Scott McCraw (@Scotty97365) September 8, 2014

Italian businessman has 3 sons: a fuckup, a hothead and 1 who shoulda gone to college instead of off to war. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eric Althoff (@singerwriterEFA) September 8, 2014

Basically Free Willy only with a Seal #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— e mcnamara (@EimhinMcNamara) September 8, 2014

Grounded to desk after shooting kid, an Xmas high-rish hostage crisis gives a Sgt the courage to shoot people again #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bookshelf Q. Battler (@bookshelfbattle) September 8, 2014

Steals another man’s job because he finds his to be dull and boring #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/wXvwWQr9qu

— Tinkerbell (@ShippingWDisney) September 8, 2014

A boy involved with the mob dates a black girl. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/UWvYZQ7RKs

— Jeff Joblum (@JoeyFontana3) September 8, 2014

A group of dinosaurs team together to fend off a group of outsiders to their island who are trying to enslave them #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steve, The Amazing (@TheUsedMagician) September 8, 2014

A singalong is interrupted by the arrival of a fish. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Passport to Dreams (@Passport2Dreams) September 8, 2014

White guy gets drugs from a black guy he met on the Web. Takes them, thinks he is a super hero that knows kung-fu #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Corey C. Hill (@8CHill8) September 8, 2014

Drunk, womanizing Dem congressman supplies arms to Taliban and Al Qaida; forgets to blame Ronald Reagan #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— S. Jackson (@sjackson1997) September 8, 2014

@jaewiki It’s after-school detention, but it’s on a Saturday, and there’s no supervision so it’s amazing no one died. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lin-Lin (@LinLinAndPedro) September 8, 2014