#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

The fresh prince and the fly save the world from an alien invasion #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Gingerbread Man (@isityeah) September 7, 2014

Two academically inept teens win professor’s respect by kidnapping famous people. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @PrismGoddess @frycurious

— Food-Motivated Taurus (@Fay_Tallety) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Jim Carey appears on screen, hilarity ensues

— Liam Mullen (@LiamMullen1995) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly they all die at the end.

— jennifer m. smith (@drkbella) September 7, 2014

@frycurious Winona Ryder and 2 ghosts protect an ugly home from psychotic goth Batman. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Food-Motivated Taurus (@Fay_Tallety) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Teenager named Tetsuo goes on massive strop in Neo Tokyo, pissing off local big shot Akira, who just wants a nap.

— Jonathan Sisson (@J_D_Sisson) September 7, 2014

Lad from Seabiscuit battles bonesaw mcgraw in a cage for money gets shafted by promoter let’s his uncle get killed #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michael Cook (@TheMCook) September 7, 2014

A gangster nearly gets shot, ruins his car and suit, nearly kills his boss’ wife, then dies whilst on the toilet. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dr. Benjamin Broadribb (@Ben_Broadribb) September 7, 2014

A guy wakes up in the future and people are dumb #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mr. Turkey (@RedLandmaster) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly detective is actually mental patient

— Glenn Hatala (@WayneHatala) September 7, 2014

Criminal mastermind spins wildly implausible tale; convinces police of his innocence. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Jerry Neumann (@ganeumann) September 7, 2014

@Benelock #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly. A government privacy expert screws his brother’s wife & gets screwed by his own government.

— tvmonster (@tvmonster49) September 7, 2014

“@AlongsideWild: Bears do stuff that bears do.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly” @boutrosblather

— jane doe (@team_december) September 7, 2014

Deranged neighbor tricks teen into nightmarish trip to the past where his own mother attempts to seduce him. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brandon W. Peach (@BrandonPeach) September 7, 2014

Impregnates gf but leaves at alter. Regrets it only when she meets yank twat. Runs marathon to prove?? But gets girl #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Emma (@WemaEma) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Loved trilogy almost destroyed by worst CGI character ever & pretty folk who can’t act.#1 villain was whiny bitchonce

— Jenny Raisler (@JenCat004) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly there’s monkeys, then some space bit with Siri and an insane drug trip at the end.

— Dale Driver (@_daledriver) September 7, 2014

Austrian widow fancies nun. She dresses his kids in curtains & teaches them to sing about her favourite things. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Laura V (@laurakateo) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly— Aliens mess up every bodies BBQ plans for the fourth! Congress was dead, not dead locked pic.twitter.com/OlcRnPuayS

— Timsomor (#B1 #FBA #BlackSelfRespect Not-Adunce) (@Timsomor) September 7, 2014

A Civil War soldier gets to know some Indians in the West #explainafilmplotbadly

— GCDb (@GCDB) September 7, 2014

An old man spares no expense to introduce his grandchildren to the most dangerous creatures ever. There are 5 deaths. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steve Beaudry * (@LordSteve) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly In lucy at 100% brain potential she turns into a fucking USB drive. End movie

— Drew Beamer (@DrewBeamer) September 7, 2014

Severely brain damaged woman woo’ed by Adam Sandler with hilarious consequences. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lil Uzi Calvert (@JCalvert_music) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Kindergarten Cop has to make his wife give him a lapdance or she’ll leave him and he shoots a stereotype on a missile

— Andrew (@andrew_in_space) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Ryan’s mum wants him to come home, many soldiers die trying to find Ryan, Ryan says he doesn’t really want to go home

— Luke (@Lukekiani) September 7, 2014

Bisexual serial killer remembers to plan complex murder plot, forgets to do laundry #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Phil Guest (@Philip_Guest) September 7, 2014

wedding activities inc shitting selves, pissed on plane, stealing puppies. Inc man impersonating police officer #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Emma (@WemaEma) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A man has a career, acquires some skills, he looks, he finds, and then he kills.

— Keegan Woodhall (@KWoodhall) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Animated film about a criminal that uses magic to try to get a princess to marry him.

— Timothy Cash (@Rotherian2011) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Alcoholic Hollywood actress adopts baby Christina and beats her with wire hangers.

— S t e e v (@3steev) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly amateurs enter dodgeball tournament and win

— Andy (@Weeto_boy) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Big giant fish kills stupid people after they’ve already been told not to go in the water

— Belinda Longoria (@TxLoneStarBel) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly interracial couple saves world from aliens

— Aidan McMenemy (@AidanMcMenemy) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Woman living with 7 short men eats poison, sleeps, gets kissed, runs away with totally different guy.

— Suzie_B (@ChavidrueBerger) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly or watch #LWAF and get loud for #ChronicAngioedema and #MastCellDisorders-WE ARE HERE!https://t.co/PpxVhO1cp3 @Oprah

— Life Without A Fork (@LifeWithouta4k) September 7, 2014

@BunnySuicida Fish gets lost then found #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Luke (@ljbalmz) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly White man tells black slave he can go free if he kills enough white people

— Luke (@Lukekiani) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 4 whiners travel to the big city to plead for things they already possess.

— Philip Schuyler (@FiveRights) September 7, 2014

A green man and his ass save a princess for a midget king whose name sounds suspiciously like fuckwad. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Myke (@MykeJinX89) September 7, 2014

A frozen secret service agent is thawed to set gender politics back by thirty years before foiling a madman. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Martin S Dixon is commission-able. (@BunnySuicida) September 7, 2014

Guy interviews a vampire, decides to become a vampire himself. #explainafilmplotbadly #interviewwithavampire

— DistractedGlowb (@DistractedGlowb) September 7, 2014

Terrible parents with loads of kids leave youngest kid to fend off inexplicably inept thieves…more than once #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Wiltshire (@Wiltshire1980) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly not really evil but 100% gay supersoldier needs a hug

— is now @proudspire (@hobbutt) September 7, 2014

@MoviesSilently A mustachioed man tries to scam flowers from blind woman by pretending to be rich. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brian Doan (memorial) (@BrianCDoan) September 7, 2014

Man child bunks school with depressed man child mate & hot rich girl. All of the US sees them, but no one sees them. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Drunk Uncle Scissors (@TonyOfBingus) September 7, 2014

Man beats himself up and inspires others to beat each other up, but they can’t talk about it.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Marcus D Woolcott (@Gyropitus) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Gummi bears help defeat an army that almost wiped out the Jedis.

— Imran Siddiq – Web Squadron (@ImranWebsites) September 7, 2014

Italian immigrant family sell olive oil, diversify and adopt strong anti-competition policies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Atherton (@adatherton) September 7, 2014

Awkward butt sex…the Human Centipede #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Travis Gunn (@TravisAGunn) September 7, 2014

A bunch of guys play pool. A crazy chick dies. There’s some 3-cushion, too. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— J. B. Rainsberger at jbrains at mastodon.social (@jbrains) September 7, 2014