#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly We know you can write, Mermaid. We saw it when you signed that contract. Why do you resort to shitty pantomime?

— neveronbrand.bsky.social (@NeverOnBrand) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly It’s the one with the lady steelworker who does the ice bucket challenge.

— Doug Bursch, D.Min (@fairlyspiritual) September 7, 2014

ICYMI – I went nuts with #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly earlier today….here is a storify with some of the best/worst https://t.co/IIOO3Gb0nB

— Johannes Wheeldon (@JusticeLawDev) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly We take his face….on…

— dish gimp (@Vibrator_Queen) September 7, 2014

A man doesn’t kill his wife and gets to go to Mexico with Morgan Freeman #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tom Waldman (@TomBosleySays) September 7, 2014

Three men and a Baby do stuff most guys would never think of.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Taylor Steele ( AKA taystee) (@kurious_wonder) September 7, 2014

Old blind guy from The Sandlot meets up with long lost telekinetic son and chops off his hand #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @yourfavoritejim

— Carl Bee (@PappySnarl) September 7, 2014

Inaction over death sentence for innocent giant leads to abnormally long life for mouse in Tom Hanks’ shed #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shit Barrister (@shitbarrister) September 7, 2014

Couple buys big house for little money house falls apart be fixed in two weeks takes too long couple splits up #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— eric rush (@erush520) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Drugs are bad. #requiemforadream

— Daniel Pellicano (@theDanPellicano) September 7, 2014

Wesley Crusher,fat Mr Rebecca Romijn & Joaquin’s dead bro search for train victim. Oh yeah and Jack Bauer is a dick #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Al Czervik (@flbound07) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

It’s a Godzilla movie, but a good chunk of the movie has no Godzilla in it.

— manic pixie dream girl that supports strikes (@GRANDDADWHATTHE) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Former ingenue sees many reflections of new ingenue in a mirror

— Aurora (@CitizenScreen) September 7, 2014

An Indian dude aces a quiz #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ehsan Ahmad (@EhsanJAhmad) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Depressed farmer destroys business, due to voices in his head.

— J.C. (@welshjrc1984) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Guy talks to tiger on a boat for several days.

— Joey (@mrhammn) September 7, 2014

Two guys use a dead body for fun and profit. For a whole weekend.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike Foley (@mikefoley) September 7, 2014

Two twenty-five-year-old teens sing about each other before they fly away in a car. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #Grease

— Shelbie Rae (@ShelbCondie) September 7, 2014

Mentally challenged man recounts his past in the milliary, shrimp industry & on the front lines of the AIDS crisis. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeff Lane (@WriterJeffLane) September 7, 2014

Guest refuses to tip the waitress, carnage ensues #explainafilmplotbadly

— Philipp Krause (@phkrause) September 7, 2014

There’s a Serbian porn guy who does rape porn and kills people, while making more porn #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Yuyumaruuu (@joelamacchia_) September 7, 2014

While searching for treasure, juvenile diabetes, Asian cliches, and retard strength win out over hardened criminals. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Surely nothing bad could happen (@socrforce1) September 7, 2014

Rich dude loves a sled. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michael Evans (@MrMikeII) September 7, 2014

A kid and Will Ferrell are playing with legos. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Firstname Lastnãffme (@EiroNivek) September 7, 2014

Everyone dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— G U I L T Y (@taekswooning) September 7, 2014

A group of students spend the afternoon in a newly renovated library as punishment #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Definitely Not (@zaums) September 7, 2014

Gamer gets trapped inside a computer and is forced to play video games, for some reason wants to leave. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Charles Lai in the Dystopian Future of 2023 (@comtar) September 7, 2014

Kids sees ghosts. Spoiler alert: he sees Bruce Willis too.#explainafilmplotbadly

— AJ (@scorp2002) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A custody battle for a kid who doesn’t like canals leads to some rather unusual dancing lessons.

— Alice Sheppard (@PenguinGalaxy) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Boy meets girl, girl rejects boy, dog dies, truck gets stolen, IRS wants money starring Willie Nelson

— Rose A. Valenta (@rosevalenta) September 7, 2014

Three hundred buff guys die without even getting basic history right. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alicia Harper (@VillicanaAlicia) September 7, 2014

Robin Williams lives a short time but ages quickly #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ING: The Champaign of Artists (@ingdamnit) September 7, 2014

Robin Williams lives a long time but doesn’t age #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ING: The Champaign of Artists (@ingdamnit) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Molly Reid murders a bunch of children and then gets rewarded for it

— molly (@MollyReid_) September 7, 2014

Man who cuts grass for a living sits at bus stop and harasses others simply waiting for their bus. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chuck (@OrangeChuck) September 7, 2014

Snake handling cult leader is foiled by teenagers and octogenarians. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/EIpNeBC2BV

— Darla (@basicnbizarre) September 7, 2014

@Autographz @amandafoy_est I thought it was about 2 chicks fighting over shoes #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #WizardOfOz

— GOOD360 AUSTRALIA (@good360au) September 7, 2014

3 high school losers get alcohol for a party
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— A (@Ash_Langston) September 7, 2014

Dorky kid gets bitten by a radioactive spider. Turns into a freak in a gay costume. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— LeftDial (@LeftDial) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly That one movie where Michael Cera plays that awkward character.

— Michael (@Miguelioso) September 7, 2014

Two lowlifes who start a shitty guitar-only band in California ruin the future and go to hell. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alicia Harper (@VillicanaAlicia) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A boy spending seven years running from a bald noseless man #HarryPotter

— Devi Susan (@devisusannn) September 7, 2014

Puppets graduate college &, though harboring dreams of musical stardom, have to find their place in the real world. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Patrick (@earth_soup) September 7, 2014

A girl moves, falls in love with a sparkling vegetarian, and friendzones a wolf. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Haylee Lewis (@HayleeJoplin) September 7, 2014

Ran away from bullies,kept running round the world,played pingpong in China. ZZtop wannabe.Had chocolates for ending.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Irina LV (@IrinaLV143) September 7, 2014

Steve Rogers is the ultimate ALS ice bucket champion. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Zap Davids (@Zap_Davids) September 7, 2014

A creature that shouldn’t get wet or eat after midnight does both.#explainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dan (@DrNinjaMonkey) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Human cyborg comes from future, kills Bill Paxton & Robert Patrick, learns Spanish, & becomes Governor of California

— James Swick (@jamesbswick) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Bikers party, travel around south. Get shot by redneck gun nut republicans for no good reason…

— SUNDOG (@SaveUsNowDotOrg) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Misty Island Rescue. Yep, that’s it. No explanation needed. The title’s bad all by itself.

— ThomasWoodenRailway (@TWRailway) September 7, 2014