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Ben Affleck dresses up as a nun, Richard Nixon and Skeletor. Jon Hamm isn’t Don Draper. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/EnBehELFci
— James Queally (@JamesQueallyLAT) September 7, 2014
Song and dance numbers, sailors wear coconut bras and strong undercurrents of native racism. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— (((bonnie benwick))) (@bonniebenwick) September 7, 2014
Tom Cruise spends two hours doing his Count von Count impression. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— NOTvember (@Notintheface1) September 7, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly unlocks all her brains capacity and she can do all these super natural shit but the bitch decides to turn into a usb
— Tayib (@CallMeTayib) September 7, 2014
Robot comes back in time to save his civilization. Fails. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Michael Rawdon (@mrawdon) September 7, 2014
Tiger gets trapped on a boat w/Indian guy who watches him starve to death, yet acts sad when the tiger runs for life! #explainafilmplotbadly
— Mursal (@ibrahim_mursal) September 7, 2014
@DrunkCuseFan Kid breaks arm. Cubs win World Series. Fiction. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Mark W. S. (@MSigs) September 7, 2014
Dystopian future thinks Axis Powers were dinosaurs. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Klaus ๑๑ (@KlausvonRichter) September 7, 2014
Eddie Murphy plays everybody.
It’s fun… ‘Til it isn’t #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly— Aidan forgets why he (@aidno) September 7, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Girl develops a horrible case of Stockholm Syndrome that leads her to contemplate bestiality. The furniture talks.
— Blair J. Campbell (@BlairJCampbell) September 7, 2014
People on a spaceship run away from these things and one pops out of someones chest but I forget what they’re called #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Abe (@BabeMoby) September 7, 2014
A bunch of blue people really, really dislike deforestation. #ExplainAMoviePlotBadly
— Philip H. Beauregard (@fundatoris) September 7, 2014
Man&woman both middle-age try normal conversation while floating in space,man gave up as woman might be too old 4him. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Irina LV (@IrinaLV143) September 7, 2014
Girl steals squashed witch’s sparkly shoes – sister wants them back. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Charlie (@charm972) September 7, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly jajajajaja pic.twitter.com/daHzXelVSh
— Kevin Largaespada (@kevnLargaespada) September 7, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Matt Damon gets everyone on Earth free health care. THANKS OBAMA.
— (@newageamazon) September 7, 2014
A woman is treated as a prize for alpha male heroics. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Darryl (@fishinadarryl) September 7, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly boy with scar thinks magic is fun but it fucks him over for 8 films
— Farhanball (@farhanball) September 7, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly AIN’T NO GOD DAMN TROLLS IN THIS GOD DAMN MOVIE
— bdϘYI@ (@IYQbd) September 7, 2014
Swept away on adventure, an alien’s hilarious antics make him beloved by audiences worldwide. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/LLmnooSD0R
— Joel A. Sutherland (@joelasutherland) September 7, 2014
A little Latin boy in drag is crying so Patrick Swayze takes him to a ghost town so he’ll stop. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Sarah (@sarah_reece) September 7, 2014
Eating after midnight isn’t always good #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— clare sagliocca (@claresagliocca) September 7, 2014
@KJdiabetes @DJPantsman Man & woman go sailing. Boat sinks. Woman promises never to let go. Woman then lets go. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Alex Furness (@FurnessMan) September 7, 2014
Giant moth is worshipped as a god by inhabitants of an island and call it w/the help of two tiny Japanese ladies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Irish Moxie (@lisamcguire1) September 7, 2014
Michelle Pfeiffer straddles a piano #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Simon Fraser (IV) (@SimonFraser4) September 7, 2014
Big lizard wakes up from the sea, fucks shit up. Goes back #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Adam (@AdamWalker23) September 7, 2014
@KJdiabetes @DJPantsman 4 small blokes take a ring to a volcano. A man tries to stop them. Other men help. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Alex Furness (@FurnessMan) September 7, 2014
Brad and Janet meet transelvanians and go to the late night picture shoooooowwwwww #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/R4u7ahdy9H
— WILL ️ (@im_will_parry) September 7, 2014
James Franco gets stuck for like five and a half days. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Matt Boughton (@mattstillprays) September 6, 2014
Mace Windu chains a girl to a radiator. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Rosyna Keller (@rosyna) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Matt Damon is all good at math and stuff. Robin Williams has a beard.
— Jay Haych (@JayHaych80) September 6, 2014
Terrorists kidnap this billionaire who escape then creates a suit of armour that he uses to fight his best friend #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— marek (@MarekSaidHi) September 6, 2014
Kid can see Bruce Willis. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Shoobs (@shoobs77) September 6, 2014
Natalie Portman shaves her head and hides under Stephen Fry’s bed whilst John Hurt scowls a lot.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Danny Doyle (@Danny_T_Doyle) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Chinatown but with cowboy lizards
— Louis C Dacus (@fuckinalpamare) September 6, 2014
The dark-furred lion is the bad guy and that’s not racist at all – Lion King #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Clayton (@churdle76) September 6, 2014
A White Russian stoner searches for the lost puzzle piece of feng shui. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/TyCNovbmSH
— Ash Lazer (@AshLazerWrites) September 6, 2014
DC tries to make a superhero film without Batman. It does not go well. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/5lTP9NxnZe
— Impala Swift (@JeniehLko) September 6, 2014
Old lady secretly keeps an expensive jewel for eight decades. Then throws it to the sea. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Josep Mir (@josepmmir) September 6, 2014
Bruce Willis is dead. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— KLM (@ClancyKolzig) September 6, 2014
There are snakes on the airplane #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— JayeOfManyHats (he-ish/him-like) (@jayeofmanyhats) September 6, 2014
An actor married to a gorilla spends his day driving around and filming scenes in a car that can secretly talk #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Robert Vance (@RSVance) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly It takes too long for dwarfs, Sneezy, Sleepy and Ed Norton to learn the Heimlich maneuver
— Rose A. Valenta (@rosevalenta) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A young boy grows up to defeat creepy looking snake faced man & hooks up w/ his best friend’s sister.
— Jeff Rothman ️ (@amazingjr87) September 6, 2014
Ferris Bueller uses pre-internet computer to almost cause World War Three by confusing alpha Akinator software. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— @joeaconite.bsky.social (@JoeAconite) September 6, 2014
@DweebCast dude kisses his sister and fights his asthmatic dad with a scoundrel and a giant dog. In space. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Liam WHTID (@liambright) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly people hitting each other with sticks of light, a weird incest kiss, teddy bears running around #starwars
— Darren Hillberry (@Darrenhillb46) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Part time childrens entertainer tries to kill a rich bloke with a fetish for leather.
— Name cannot be blank (@crxwcodile) September 6, 2014
Teenage boy discovers secret to self acceptance after boning a pie#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Can you let me out? (@MiguelDaCosta01) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly French man goes to foreign country and commits a variety of gaffes to little or no penalty
— all hallows ev (@hellfrasier) September 6, 2014
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