#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A family finds Russell Brand in the woods and decide to adopt him.

— Name cannot be blank (@crxwcodile) September 6, 2014

Man stranded on island becomes BBFs with a volleyball #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— haylee not the comet ️ (@astro_haylee) September 6, 2014

Chimps are the cause of zombies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Thomas McKay (@tm_punkk) September 6, 2014

People in the 60’s dance in a sexually suggestive manner. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Belle McSassybutt (@MyBamaBelle528) September 6, 2014

Kid from Southie picks up Harvard senior in a bar, and after breaking up with her, then stalks her to California. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brenda Janowitz (@BrendaJanowitz) September 6, 2014

“@BettyFckinWhite: Leonardo DiCaprio takes ice bucket challenge. Loses. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly” @SammIamSamm

— J (@JCole_06) September 6, 2014

David Bowie throws a baby in the air and hypnotizes a teen girl with his magical codpiece. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— LipglossandaBackpack (@LGandaB) September 6, 2014

A beautiful woman under a heavy case of stockholm syndrome is being held captive in an enchanted castle #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrea Medina (@anmepa93) September 6, 2014

A guy fights with himself and then fucks Helena Bonham Carter like she hasn’t been fucked since grade school #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— I am Numshim (@WayneBennettJr) September 6, 2014

Nebbishy guy conflicted about love & relationships scores with unaccountably attractive women. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt Twomey (@Matt_Twomey) September 6, 2014

A vampire Adam Sandler runs a hotel for monsters, all of whom sound suspiciously like his out-of-work actor friends. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jackie W. (@jacqwolk) September 6, 2014

Schizophrenic beats up people with brad pitt turns out he’s brad pitt #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lou Reed Fan Account (@RichardFlacko) September 6, 2014

Donald’s alien cousin comes to Earth & parties w Marty McFly’s mom. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Drina (@MedrinaKamaar) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Two boys make friends. They die in a concentration camp.

— Name cannot be blank (@crxwcodile) September 6, 2014

A young Italian-American man takes over the family business. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Daylight Factory (@ThDyLghtFctry) September 6, 2014

The Wright brothers terrorize Cary Grant #NorthByNorthwest #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Anne Campbell (@filmgatereviews) September 6, 2014

@mikewilmot1 Business man helps jews.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike Gunn. (@MikeGunn1) September 6, 2014

Patrick Swayze watches Whoopi Goldberg sleep. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Chambers (@chriskchambers) September 6, 2014

3 people. Forever ass to mouth. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Thomas McKay (@tm_punkk) September 6, 2014

man tries to creat cure for a disease, survives for 2 years with just him & dog meets woman then dies 24 hour later #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Morley white (@morleywhites) September 6, 2014

Barely legal girl forces older man/known criminal to kidnap her. Uses frying pan as weapon, and hair for bondage. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MaiLinh Nguyen (@mailinh) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Dickie Attenborough plays a shy, retiring man who provides medical help to people, John Hurt plays his dim sidekick.

— Misanfrog (@Misanfrog) September 6, 2014

Resourceful barber encounters stifling bureaucracy when he attempts to diversify into the catering business #explainafilmplotbadly

— Daniel (@donalldubh) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Liam Neeson kicks ass.

— Darth Jäger (@MrSmith994) September 6, 2014

@BeccaCanote Should be “By over coming countless odds, the color red manages to survive a world of grey” #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jesse Cox (@JesseCox) September 6, 2014

Everything you hate about clowns… and spiders #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/pPnhJIfywn

— Jeff Joblum (@JoeyFontana3) September 6, 2014

Couple stumble upon cross dressing party, everyone sings and has sex. Meatloaf for dinner. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Flash Bristow (@techiebabe) September 6, 2014

A widowed old man relocates his home with help from an obese scout and his dog and bird #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mr Y (@tkcarter82) September 6, 2014

Four teenagers fuck up at school and spend Saturday stuck in detention with a fifth one who had nothing better to do. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jackie W. (@jacqwolk) September 6, 2014

Girl increases brain power, grows tentacles, turns into USB stick #explainafilmplotbadly

— Sunny Girl (@sunnygirl_GR) September 6, 2014

Big Frickin worms, lotsa sand, and Charlotte’s husband is Jesus. They kill Sting. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Simmons (@frsimmons) September 6, 2014

Aliens arrive on Earth. Fresh Prince fucks shit up. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chad Collins (@poo_dini) September 6, 2014

A big chested blonde saves the world from a bald guy in red pj’s named Ming #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Space Tactician (@Thrawnkill) September 6, 2014

Kristen Stewart looks bored. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alex Green (@TheAlexBGreen) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Little girl talks to TV, house implodes..

— Crevette De Berg!!! (@CrevetteDeBerg) September 6, 2014

The boy who never grows up returns to Neverland after a severe bout of puberty. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Jamie Ward (@JamieWard4) September 6, 2014

Corporate space pirate returns to former work site with Marines to commit genocide on local Xenomorph colony.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hikari Kenzaki (@HikariKenzaki) September 6, 2014

For the win: RT @nickgillespie:Nazis trick annoying Austrian singing family to self-deport #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly”

— TresHall-No Interest In Your Pronouns (@gingertreshall) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Giant robotic octopus monsters attack a group of hackers playing ultra-realistic video games.

— HK (@HenryKrinkIe) September 6, 2014

Musicians play Thanksgiving concert, pretend not to notice Bob Dylan’s huge coke booger. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Dingess (@RealDingess) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Bill Murray’s mid life crisis in Tokyo

— Nick Stokes – he/him (@GtrNick) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly a boy grows up

— Talipls (@Talispie) September 6, 2014

@tylermorrison1 whaaaat ? I can’t think of the movie. So I guess this one wins the #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly award ! 😉

— Monana (@MiladyDeBennet) September 6, 2014

Anal, butter, Brando. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike Wilmot earthling (@mikewilmot1) September 6, 2014

Misunderstood clown just wants children to play in sewers with him #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Taté Walker (@WalkerImagining) September 6, 2014

A guy in red tighs fights a blue guy that vomits electricity. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kondür (@CinematicHitman) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly lion falls from cliff, son grows up, another lion falls off cliff.

— Trey Huntsman (@TreyHuntsmanSEC) September 6, 2014

@rickygervais Man murders 4 kids in chocolate factory, parents missing & attempts to bribe witness with factory deed #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Random Thoughts (@Mind_Dribble) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Mr Tatum has a ‘magic mic’ b/n his legs which he shows to girls. In hopes of becoming a furniture maker one day

— Yaw Ayisi (@ayisi_yaw) September 6, 2014

Two English boys do whatever a smart English girl says, for years, but the story is named after the most clueless one #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Vale (@ValeWolf) September 6, 2014