#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

An animated string of pleasure beads explains what dino DNA is then something happens to the power. Late light bill? #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Post Bologna (@Davethulu) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Man tricks mentally handicapped woman into marrying him using painting and the Beach Boys. pic.twitter.com/ZVfuQgtGYm

— Audrey. (@audrology) September 6, 2014

There isn’t a single train in it, and I think it’s in Scotland. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pop Tart Palooza (@PopTartPalooza) September 6, 2014

New York cop given overpowered weapons and empowered to kill illegal aliens, yet manages not to harm innocent locals. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dylan Wilbanks, now at @dylanw@xoxo.zone (@dylanw) September 6, 2014

Grumpy man sent on mission with fury friend to retrieve independent woman. lives happily ever after#explainafilmplotbadly@katebradley5

— Cathy Moulogo (@MrsMoulogo) September 6, 2014

Gwyneth Paltrow causes a pandemic of a scary disease because she works for a multi-national and cheats on Matt Damon. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— gooch (@goochmeanswar) September 6, 2014

@cher eats dinner,gets engaged,cooks steak,gets down,hears opera,makes breakfast,breaks engagement,gets engaged again.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jill Tatara (@jilltataraworld) September 6, 2014

A group hike to a mountain. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sue P (@_suep) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Niggaz meet up in the yard, smoke puffin’, hollerin’ at a fatty and followin’ life’s tracks – Thomas The Tank Engine

— lego jesus (@teenyoda) September 6, 2014

Magister Bögelund sefur hjá systrum. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kristján Gauti (@kristjangauti) September 6, 2014

Monkey touches stone then brains another monkey
Man touches stone tells lie races through stars sees old man & embryo#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— NeilallB4Me (@CBarronie) September 6, 2014

Maximilian Schell falls into a hole. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Hills (@WanderinTeacake) September 6, 2014

Boy turns into man. Dances on big piano. Shifts woman. Becomes boy again. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Comhaltas na Mac Léinn, Ollscoil na Gaillimhe (@UniOfGalwaySU) September 6, 2014

@robchocs lying captain crashes ship #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alan Stack (@AlStack_Maximin) September 6, 2014

Spider saves pig from being eaten. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Thomas LaRock (@SQLRockstar) September 6, 2014

They save the world.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— FelethPilton (@FelethPilton) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly. Man succeeds and fails, unhappily, for want of a rosebud, dies misunderstood.

— Robert Madelin (@eurohumph) September 6, 2014

This was my favourite 🙂 RT @ShayneHouse: Bruce Willis is a ghost #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cora Devine (@coradevine) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A novice nun overcomes the church & her sexual fears by marrying an old widower with a dozen kids. Singing.

— Cindy BLaw BLaw BLaw (@blawgg) September 6, 2014

Terrorists repeatedly attack the government and try to force their mystical ancient religion on everyone. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jessica Ritchey (jmritchey.bsky.social) (@Ruby_Stevens) September 6, 2014

Some long haired guys on motorbikes drive, get stoned and then explode thanks to some short haired guys. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Clint Spn (@ClintSpoon) September 6, 2014

Burn victim enlists overzealous special needs hockey enthusiast to help murder teenagers. Then they fight each other. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Josh-o’-Lantern (@JoshBLevesque) September 6, 2014

Aliens invade Earth. Haven’t really thought things through. Die. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/WSmvW02kah

— Matt Clark (@Disappearer) September 6, 2014

A Police Officer loses his family, resigns , and experiences a great deal of road rage for the rest of his life. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matthew Taylor (@lbftaylor) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly everyone dies cause of bread.

— pikakso ️‍#BlackLivesMatter (@quiteofftopic) September 6, 2014

The life and times of an incredibly tattered wife-beater shirt told in 5 parts. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Man Called Megz (@formulamoan) September 6, 2014

Pocahontas, but with aliens #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— nb (@neerajbhojwani) September 6, 2014

@EmilyTimbol Jeff Goldblum tries to convince eeryone to listen to him, but no one does. Aliens. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— jennybek (@jennybekrocks) September 6, 2014

Irish guy has artistic foot. #explainafilmplotbadly

— https://spoutible.com/Another_Wench (@Another_Wench) September 6, 2014

Friend-less hacker takes a red pill and becomes the new Savior. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Weapons-grade Dysthymia (@DukeVink) September 6, 2014

Civil War happens to land-obsessed woman in Ga. No lessons are learned, by anyone, whatsoever. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Megan Castellan (@revlucymeg) September 6, 2014

Nicolas Cage outsmarts the illuminati, twice. Film franchise serves as nickname for Cage himself. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #NationalTreasure

— Devin (@DevinLeague) September 6, 2014

This guy meets insurance salesman Ned every single day. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— sdinter.bsky.social (@sdinter) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A father loses his deformed son in the ocean and embarks on a quest with a mentally unstable fish to go find him

— JVO (@Van_Osten) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a french canadian calls a irish men and says hes gonna shoot him

— Good ol’Irish boy (@timvicious) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Some dudes in an elite jet fighter pilot training program epitomize most male stereotypes.

— Libs BeLike (@LibsBeLike) September 6, 2014

you can’t see it but the thing in the briefcase is apparently very important #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MOBSTERBISQUE (@mobsterbisque) September 6, 2014

A weekend at the lake is almost cancelled until Martin helps his parents afford another car. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #backtothefuture

— Dan Rubalcaba (@DanRubalcaba) September 6, 2014

A group of Heros kill a mob boss, then stage a government revolt using teddy bears as foot soldiers. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mikey Flash (@TheMikeyFlash) September 6, 2014

She drives bus fast or she bangs. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dean Hope (@Hope_AVFC) September 6, 2014

Superstitious academics who are terrible at their jobs get laid off and decide to fight ghost crime. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— GildedBat@mastodon.social (@gildedbat) September 6, 2014

@oconnor_niall @MrEmmet kids get lost and scream a lot to help their dad pay the mortgage #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ánna De Paor (@power_clare) September 6, 2014

Astronaut catches computer in a lie. Ensuing argument, though polite, ends badly. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Markest Timeline (@fakemarktye) September 6, 2014

Snakes on a plane #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ruth Wells (@Ruthmw) September 6, 2014

@producepat Michael Keaton stays out all night fighting a clown #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steve (@BamBamHarv85) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly They hate each other IRL but fall in love on AOL 3.0.

— E (@oldedlo) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Die Hard 1,2,3: Bruce Willis kills people while covered in blood and in a white tank top

— CormacGray (@Thebiggcheese_) September 6, 2014

Keanu Reeves learns to surf. There are many casualties. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— tyler mccauley (@tylernotyler) September 6, 2014

Guy breaks leg, takes photos of everybody in his back yard, not a single one of Grace Kelly. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— sdinter.bsky.social (@sdinter) September 6, 2014

Headtrauma patient steals shoes, befriends inanimate objects, kills women in coma-dream. There are monkeys. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Megan Castellan (@revlucymeg) September 6, 2014