#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Adopted son leads a rebellion after receiving mandate and rocks from flaming shrubbery.

— Julie (@inScytheful) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly He thinks he’s dying so he agrees to jump into an active volcano, but first he lives it up in NYC. Then he meets Meg

— Julie Rowland️ (@JulieSRowland) September 6, 2014

Mismatched travellers use lots of forms of transport to get home #explainafilmplotbadly

— Shouting at Clouds (@Redrooftinny) September 6, 2014

A killer whale becomes very close friends with a young boy, and Michael Jackson sings the theme song. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Morgan Castor (@morgancastor15) September 6, 2014

Scientist gets really mad, breaks many things, girl forgives him. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— That Guy, Martin (@tenebrisvacuum) September 6, 2014

Annoying twat thaws out ice age bloke, cue loads of unfunny jokes and an hour and a half I’ll never gat back #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shouting at Clouds (@Redrooftinny) September 6, 2014

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— Holly Golightly (@HGGolightly) September 6, 2014

Hooker gets a makeover. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aaron Aryanpur (@aaroncomedian) September 6, 2014

Two cool black cops save Miami.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Taylor Steele ( AKA taystee) (@kurious_wonder) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2 guys travel thru time in phone booth. Get A on history test.

— Deborah Taylor-Hough (@DebiTaylorHough) September 6, 2014

Boat load of people take #IceBucketChallenge. Ends badly. Girl floats away. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #Titanic pic.twitter.com/U6oDOI0A31

— Lewis Malka (@lewismalka) September 6, 2014

Everyone in Los Angeles is racist apart from one Hispanic locksmith #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Facepalm Death (@Tramshed3000) September 6, 2014

White Star Line checks its insurance policy closely. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kelsey (@kelseyr713) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Liam Neeson’s daughter is kidnapped. He is very angry for two hours

— Chris C (@ChrisClegg80) September 6, 2014

Wizard sends midget to return a ring he doesn’t want. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— JacobzKICK (@JacobzKICK) September 6, 2014

People solve shitty Rubik’s Cube with equally shitty results. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/5h7IEWpttS

— Josh Johnson (@JoshtheSandwich) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Michael Fassbender tiene el güevo burda de grande *y* peos psicosexuales con su hermana Carey Mulligan.

— cabales (@tuycuantojmas) September 6, 2014

نيكى كريمى به بن بست رسيده ولى داداشش خودشو آتيش مى زنه #داستان‌یه‌فیلموبدتعریف‌کن #explainafilmplotbadly

— alihejvani (@alihejvani) September 6, 2014

Even after years in Hollywood, Harrison Ford can’t tell plastic people from the real thing. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— C.B. Pratt (@CBPratt) September 6, 2014

Kate Winslet rolls down a hill. Emma Thompson makes a stupid noise. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kate Boughton (@moominlady) September 6, 2014

Jim Henson puppets revolt after years of being anally tortured, capture New York City. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bobo Fête (@Cognitive_Diss) September 6, 2014

A doctor throws all his money away to modify a DeLorean to do a top speed of 88mph then loans it to a teenager #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aiden Tate (@Aid3nT) September 6, 2014

Man becomes stuck on island, ball becomes lover/bff #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— nogaraneb (@aragondoee) September 6, 2014

Nanny feeds two kids psychotropic drugs and they end up tripping balls #explainafilmplotbadly

— Shouting at Clouds (@Redrooftinny) September 6, 2014

A boy grows up #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Taylor (@taylorb_gang) September 6, 2014

A mismatched gang decided to destroy a ring whilst another gang don’t want them to. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @MrEmmet @power_clare

— Niall O’Connor (@oconnor_niall) September 6, 2014

Champion karate student loses to new kid unfairly #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— nb (@neerajbhojwani) September 6, 2014

A lovable lug collects debts for a loan shark and never cooks his eggs when he eats them. Also, he boxes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Christina Welsh (@ChristinaWelsh1) September 6, 2014

Old drunk guy in red suit think he has flying reindeer, breaks into houses, wakes up in April with a huge hangover #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shouting at Clouds (@Redrooftinny) September 6, 2014

@justastupidmark @hailmegatron #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The Face Man manages @R_Roddy_Piper and Tama Tonga and they tour the US with a band.

— C. LeMar McLean (@LeMarMcLean) September 6, 2014

Wheelchair-bound peeping Tom gets closer to his girlfriend over a shared hobby. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mark Dujsik (@markreviews) September 6, 2014

“@moosifers: [10:06:45 AM] Short Irish Guy: that movie with the blue guy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly” Well you know what I meant so.. B)

— gilles (@bonojour) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly British men bang coconuts together, pretend to ride horses while taunted by a farting Frenchman. Cows take flight.

— Mandy Dalton (@MandyDalton) September 6, 2014

Twilight: the beginning of the worst film franchise ever. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Darren. (@__legacy___) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
The Rock wants your teeth.

— mark supports bodily autonomy (@justastupidmark) September 6, 2014

“@asassytortoise: 100 year old man goes to high school. Seduces teenage girl. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly” @Siobhhhan pic.twitter.com/LIf6efXBdo

— bex (@rebecca_oc97) September 6, 2014

Wealthy girl doesn’t share her floating door with a poor drowning boy after he draws her naked#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gaurav Chopra (@TheGauravChopra) September 6, 2014

@Rock_City_Notts That film where Brad Pitt is eating. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dave Bush (@stonedeafdave) September 6, 2014

Aussie bloke moves to USA with the biggest knife #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shouting at Clouds (@Redrooftinny) September 6, 2014

The first rule of this movie is you’re not allowed to tweet about it #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Levity Dept. (@LevityDept) September 6, 2014

This guy wants to know the truth, but this other guy doesn’t think he can handle it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ollie Garch (Not Sanctioned) (@ojedge) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Curiously, you won’t spot a single train in this movie

— Arnie (@Dads_Arnie) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Game-based movie, which makes actual less sense, if you know the game.

— Brala: Loves writing smut & fantasy stories! (@Brala1) September 6, 2014

In a beach town named for “Friendship”, three guys go big-game fishing. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Brendan Naranjo (@NaranjoBrain) September 6, 2014

Guy tries to rat out his bosses. Joel McHale is an FBI agent in this one. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrea Patrick (@AndreaKcc) September 6, 2014

An archaeologist who is poor at conservation gets on the bad side of some Nazis. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— GildedBat@mastodon.social (@gildedbat) September 6, 2014

Barney the Dinosaur’s giant cousin tries to give humans free hugs but gets misunderstood and hunted down. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Allan Dare Pearce (@AllanDarePearce) September 6, 2014

Self-important nanny takes children to racetrack and encourages them to throw savings to the birds. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Daynes Parker (@DaynesMackey) September 6, 2014

A cartoon spider saves a pig, makes friends with barn animals, & makes your kid cry by dying at the end. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mitch Wertlieb (@mwertlieb) September 6, 2014

Will Smith flies a jet badly, then a spaceship a little better. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— That Guy, Martin (@tenebrisvacuum) September 6, 2014