#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly some jello eats a bum, goes to the movies and then goes ice skating.

— SpaceMonstersMag (@SpaceMonstersMa) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #HarryPotter pic.twitter.com/hzCcJiTy8O

— Bill (@BNeeser45) September 6, 2014

White dude with tan & long hair is last member of Native tribe; runs thru forest to epic music #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/iQIl4XJLBV

— Taté Walker (@WalkerImagining) September 6, 2014

Tom Hanks coaches a baseball team full of women. Doesn’t take their crap when they start crying. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bolt Vanderhuge (@xpenis_cakesx) September 6, 2014

Michael Jordan is asked to play one last basketball game for a good cause. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Brendan Naranjo (@NaranjoBrain) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Hulk Hogan doesn’t want to fight, then fights, then murders two guys.

— mark supports bodily autonomy (@justastupidmark) September 6, 2014

Banker has to leave his job because he is let down by his children’s nanny #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Christine Michael (@CEMichael) September 6, 2014

A young baker is enticed into committing felonies by her boyfriend and his strange mentor. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #TheGrandBudapestHotel

— … (@CountDmitri) September 6, 2014

Muscly bloke covers himself in mud to hide from homicidal, ugly alien in a jungle somewhere #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shouting at Clouds (@Redrooftinny) September 6, 2014

@bear_kp Bloke drives his car to 1955, and gets sexually harassed by his own mother. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Simone Skillz (@simoneskillz) September 6, 2014

Psycho lesbian kills cop, shags cop forgets her knickers, or did she, pause, rewind, pause rewind #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shouting at Clouds (@Redrooftinny) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly boy in stripped pajamas is in a concentration camp and nazi child gets gassed

— bricc flair (@NotBrockYancey) September 6, 2014

Car accident victim can’t seem to remember she’s the most important composer in the world until she goes swimming. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— rachelle mandik (@rachelle_mandik) September 6, 2014

A pet cockroach’s beloved owner abandons it for aloof girl he just met. By the time he comes back he’s forgotten it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steven D. Greydanus (@DecentFilms) September 6, 2014

A roller skating girl kisses some dude who opens up a rink with an old guy who plays a clarinet on the beach. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrea Patrick (@AndreaKcc) September 6, 2014

Sparklepire leaves. Girl is suicidal. Werewolf helps her, but is friendzoned #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #twilight pic.twitter.com/I2ahCqkWHk

— Erica Lindsey Ross (@EricaLRoss) September 6, 2014

@Bethsbubbles #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly it’s a plan with snakes on it

— Heidi Middleton (@HeidiPeeps) September 6, 2014

#ExplainaFilmPlotBadly Vin Diesel is a machine surrounded by trees.

— Sot (@sotnsot) September 6, 2014

Miserable bugger refuses to say no, turns less miserable #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shouting at Clouds (@Redrooftinny) September 6, 2014

Hero falls out of plane in a dinghy before searching for glowing rocks. Goes on a mine train and rescues kids #explainafilmplotbadly

— Robin Mint (@robinkmint) September 6, 2014

A man falls down a crevice and then climbs back out again. #127Hours #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Timothy Hotchkiss (@TimmyHotch) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Guy with flying fortress of doom, catches birds and endangers the world, because that’s his hobby.

— Brala: Loves writing smut & fantasy stories! (@Brala1) September 6, 2014

@RealJDDuran Crook tells cop in a diner that he’d rather die than go back to prison. Cop shoots him. They hold hands. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— DJ Valentine (@TryingToBeDJV) September 6, 2014

Dead guy does some pottery from behind, viewers cry #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shouting at Clouds (@Redrooftinny) September 6, 2014

Mel Gibson is a corn farmer, struggles with his son’s athsma. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— That Guy, Martin (@tenebrisvacuum) September 6, 2014

MT @voodeaus: A chick movie where all the girls wear the same pair of pants even the fat one. #explainafilmplotbadly

— (((Aaron Walker))) (@AaronWorthing) September 6, 2014

An architect’s career is derailed by his struggle with Narcissistic Personality Disorder. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/g498kpyxxN

— hollyeh (@hollye_h) September 6, 2014

Batman meets his greatest enemy yet. Innocent franchise fatally wounded in the encounter.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/TzC5kG4UhT

— Misty Hewett ن (@MistyHewett) September 6, 2014

Possessed girl develops such an intense eating disorder it makes her head spin. Green-with-envy priest kills himself #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Paul McQuillan (@pquilly) September 6, 2014

@RebeccaSenf Bingo! Lots of funny comments on #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly. An enjoyable distraction for a Saturday.

— Dr. Jerry N. Smith (@jnscurator) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly very tall blue man like creatures run through a very colorful jungle.

— Annie (@blue_bellex) September 6, 2014

Somewhere in France a while back people sing to each other instead of talking #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shouting at Clouds (@Redrooftinny) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly We sit through 6 hours of Jodie Foster trying to talk to aliens and in the end its just her stupid dead father.

— Winston Coolidge (@winstoncoolidge) September 6, 2014

Two midgets walk through the forest for 3 hours. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— BrowntoBure (@BrowntoBure) September 6, 2014

Death by apple #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/Fsy13m5Y8X

— Tinkerbell (@ShippingWDisney) September 6, 2014

Fact-finding mission leads team to gruesome site. Word gets out but one team member gets the shaft. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— William Hayward (@willihay1) September 6, 2014

Twins kiss, one loses his hand. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike (Hamas Delenda Est) (@ThePantau) September 6, 2014

Doesn’t that really explain a film plot perfectly? RT @Proteautype: “Katherine Heigl. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly“

— Jesse Liebman (@TheJesseLiebman) September 6, 2014

Some snakes get on a plane and fuck shit up lol #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aaron (@awcurlz) September 6, 2014

RT @UncredRewrite: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a puppet with a weird voice likes playing hurtful games.

— FilmFatale_NYC (@FilmFatale_NYC) September 6, 2014

Girl involved in tragic house-falling death of woman accepts hit job on her sister in return for help fleeing country #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— J.J. (@JJfromKansas) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Man works out a unique way of moving dust from one place to another.

— Shirl (@i_shirl) September 6, 2014

A man’s quest to fulfill his dreams. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/XhqQGCQlrk

— Misty Hewett ن (@MistyHewett) September 6, 2014

Kevin Costner goes through a lot of work to play catch with his Dad #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aaron Michael Marsh (@AaronMMarsh) September 6, 2014

A werewolf becomes Michael Jordan #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matthew Keast (@THATmattykeast) September 6, 2014

Two men travel the country to reunite with one man’s wife. Shenanigans ensue. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mark McNeillie (@MMcNeillie) September 6, 2014

That one movie where Robin Williams is really hairy.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #RIPRobinWilliams

— Professor Zeitgeist (@Prof_Zeitgeist) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Some charming people at a newspaper office talk really fast

— Abbey Bender (@Abbey_Bender) September 6, 2014

A bunch of fat old guys decide it would be fun to play football against another group of fat old guys. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Katie “Red Pickle” Jerkovich (@redsoutrage) September 6, 2014