#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

mutant turtles eat pizza, fight crime, are mentored by a giant rat and are friends with Megan Fox. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Zach McEntire (@ZachMac801) September 6, 2014

Washed up vest wearing Cop meets megalomaniac. Things get silly and vest gets dirty. Repeat four times. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Zulu88 (@Zulu88) September 6, 2014

An Austrian nun breaks her vows and runs off to be a nanny and put on puppet shows. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Leigh Meyer (@LeighJMeyer) September 6, 2014

Live action Care Bears #ExplainAFilmBadly #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/L3iiB9jYXy

— (((Aaron Walker))) (@AaronWorthing) September 6, 2014

A whore and a writer sing in a windmill and it ends badly #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— HiSharona (@notshawnow) September 6, 2014

“@IamAnnie1927: Two sisters, one stupid and the other cold hearted. They also meet a snowman. Yup. #ExplainAMoviePlotBadly” @illustration106

— Paramount Chief (@PhilOhSoFar) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Large Monkey carries small Women up a tall building gets shot off and dies.

— Zervas Pepper (@zervaspepper) September 6, 2014

2 men fight for the affection of a boy, but then unite together to fight a common enemy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jim Sheldon (@jsheldog) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly despite promises, story actually ends 1 hour 42 minutes later

— (@groovegenerator) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Woman encourages boyfriend to be a superhero then gets pissed when he becomes a superhero.

— lizzie (she/her) (@lizsicle) September 6, 2014

Give average person insane amount of steroids. Make him save the world. Hope for the best. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/FEcL3gmtt2

— Buffalo Bro (@BuffaloBr0) September 6, 2014

Guy walks back and forth through the desert to impress the locals so they will stop fighting each other and fight us. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The_Monarch (@The_Monarch) September 6, 2014

Crazy old man wants to take over the galaxy with the help of a black guy. The black guy’s white son won’t let them. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cigarette Smoking Mandalorian (@BarneyDirty30) September 6, 2014

randall busack sweats profusely as he smokes vegas runners meth #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Norm’s Gambling Club (@NormGambles) September 6, 2014

@nolasox @injest77: Film crew follows band & mistakenly thinks they’ll get laid. Keyboardist gets a new shirt #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Think of the Scarlet Pimpernipple (@injest77) September 6, 2014

Cross dressing, long haired man paints his face blue to avenge his wife & free his country. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt Langford (@MattSLangford) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a kid is given drugs and convinced to dissolve his dad’s evil corporation

— hauntyote (@Riley_Coyote_) September 6, 2014

There’s these penguins. They take a walk, man. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ellastractia (@ellastractia) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly four guys go to a foreign land and literally drop words on the bad guys

— Spoon (@spoonfayse) September 6, 2014

After Indiana man’s truck stalls he begins playing with his food and drives to Wyoming to climb a laccolith #explainafilmplotbadly

— Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar (@in_effective) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly man forces people to play games, none of which are in the olympics

— Rand Mcnally (@MurrayTh3Dream) September 6, 2014

Guy fakes identity, buys bug house, has lots of parties just to win ex gf back, then gets shot #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike (@MikeC205) September 6, 2014

Some of you people playing #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly are actually explaining rather well. The tag is not #ExplainABadFilmPlot.

— Steven D. Greydanus (@DecentFilms) September 6, 2014

A cop with a fear of sailing boards a lunatic’s small faulty boat to find a giant shark w/ an excellent inner GPS #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tekla Vassie (@TeklaVassie) September 6, 2014

Oxbridge graduates tell heartwarming story of Oxbridge graduates who are friends with Oxbridge graduate who has HIV.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Danieldwilliam Parroty (@DanielDWilliam) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Bill Murray attempts suicide multiple times, kidnaps a rodent, settles for hooking up with Andie McDowell.

— Theodore Monsterface (& his argumentative stapler) (@Waking_Robots) September 6, 2014

A girl and her dog use a house to kill a woman and steal her shoes. The dead woman’s sister tries to get them back. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Greg C (@gregcjr) September 6, 2014

Some immigrant that likes to sell blow and steals his boss’ lady and wants you to say hi to his little friends. #explainafilmplotbadly

— The Lor (@sarcasticLory) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A gamer almost causes a nuclear war, but it’s avoided by a computer capable of A.I. The computer is probably Skynet.

— Andrew T. Lane (@AndrewTLane) September 6, 2014

A retired, barefoot NYC cop battles a group of Germans in a Japanese high rise tower in Los Angeles. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lance Lionetti (@LanceLionetti) September 6, 2014

there was this thing that happened, then this dude said something, then there was a shark #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Derrick Bowlegged Lou ️ (@69Dwyze69) September 6, 2014

Unbeknownst to each other husband/wife are assassins. In reality, Jennifer Aniston’s marriage is the only casualty. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bookshelf Q. Battler (@bookshelfbattle) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Dirty Dancer and Neo play hockey after having sex with a cougar.

— Yo! (@FlyGoalScoredBy) September 6, 2014

Liam Neeson fights against britain. Has a falling out with professor snape.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— liam norris (@liamnorris1001) September 6, 2014

Old sadist refuses to ask his eagle friends to drop some recycling into a volcano so he can torture little persons. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The_Monarch (@The_Monarch) September 6, 2014

Cyborg Cop drama foretelling the future of law enforcement in Ferguson MO (reality had less robots) #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Palmer (@vasego1) September 6, 2014

#PutPutinAwayFromUkraine #PutPutinaWayFromUkraine #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #RIPNannyS #RTEyeniTürkiye KKyeniRakı #YeniTürkiye KK

— Лилия Лебедева (@lyusya_proklova) September 6, 2014

Guys from Animal House, From Here To Eternity, Doctor Who and Star Wars cavort eccentrically in Scotland #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Just The Tape️ as seen in NYMag (@dntsqzthchrmn) September 6, 2014

Few guys goto space, F things up, page a whole bunch of people in Houston #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— so called parody. (@cloud_opinion) September 6, 2014

A teenage girl makes her head rotate 360 degrees and throws up a lot until a priest comes by and tells her to quit it #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mitch Wertlieb (@mwertlieb) September 6, 2014

Macaulay Culkin is a sadist who tortures 2 men. His parents don’t give a damn about him. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— k (@ohheyhellothere) September 6, 2014

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— 飛塚（TOBIZUKA） (@commencement09) September 6, 2014

Wayward large man in hockey mask on a mission to brutally kill horny camping teenagers who are being quite naughty. #ExplainAMoviePlotBadly

— JoaquinJoe Kaman (@JoaquinJoeKaman) September 6, 2014

Local idiot spends afternoon sitting on bench boring the hell out of people waiting for a bus. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Peter aka @spezbaby (almost everywhere) (@spezbaby) September 6, 2014

Hashtags I am enjoying tonight: #economistbookreviews and #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sarah (@sarah_r0wan) September 6, 2014

Schoolteacher’s dream threatened after unauthorized rock climbing trip ends in tragedy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/6p1e17R0Jv

— hollyeh (@hollye_h) September 6, 2014

Some guys failed pretty hard at bobsledding #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Chorker (@cdgoldstein) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly man goes into a town where it’s illegal to dance, then dances all over the place.

— kikibubbles (@pinksilicone) September 6, 2014

Big shark, eats folk. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— gareth brooks. (@mrgarethbrooks) September 6, 2014

Girl hits head during tornado and dreams. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly ( @jackiekashian )

— Tom (@tj_cubin) September 6, 2014