#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

This guy takes a really difficult, complicated, incredibly dangerous job. Nearly blew up in his face at the start. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) September 6, 2014

Sharks in tornadoes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Marc Quill | #RingCrashers | MQWrites (@MarcQuill) September 6, 2014

A taxi driver meets an alien lingerie supermodel, they go on vacation together, and kill a planet. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Penultimus (@ThePenultimus) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly I am Groot.

— Anubismon (@Anpumon) September 6, 2014

German businessman puts Jews to work in his factory to keep them from being killed by Nazis, helps them escape. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Greg Robertson ️ (@RobertsonHere) September 6, 2014

Kate Beckinsale pouts as ships sink. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Adam (@abrown1974) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Chevy Chase is on the Lakers for a minute.

— Matt Stepanski (@MattStepanski) September 6, 2014

A furry and a one eyed monster kidnap a little girl and freak out their entire nation #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— blair (@herosradiance) September 6, 2014

This guy is so bored of work and life in general that he just wants to beat people up, so he starts this club… #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Leigh Joslin (@LeighJoslin) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a guy talks to a soccer ball on an island

— Doug White (@SoDakDoogie) September 6, 2014

@Realdaveblack Is that Avatar, The Smurfs, or Yellow Submarine? #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Liz Nevis (@Lizs_Law) September 6, 2014

Wonder Years kid kidnaps mentally handicapped child and exploits him for cash. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jared Petty (@pettycommajared) September 6, 2014

Dragon steals dwarf gold. Dwarves plot revenge with cowardly midget #explainafilmplotbadly

— Axel (@Mr_Blavo) September 6, 2014

Guys in flannel walk out of a corn field and play games. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ron Fournier (@ron_fournier) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly the world is not the world, just in our head and we are controlled by robots but there’s a savior so it’s ok

— Watermelon (@pt_watermelon) September 6, 2014

@pettycommajared College grad comes home to sell brake pads, becomes owner of company. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michael Reed (@xXDanteHicksXx) September 6, 2014

It’s like that movie Twister, only with Sharks. It’ll come to me in a minute #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Clarke Award (@ClarkeAward) September 6, 2014

@hawknut Karate Kid bows to pressure from sensei, loses tournament, learns lesson. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brian (@trot71) September 6, 2014

Ken Griffey Jr. single-handedly beats the Twins, sets advanced metrics back 10 years. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Only Padres (@OnlyPadres) September 6, 2014

Girl mermaid learns men like you better when you can’t talk, but can still spread your legs. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/yVI0Y3OPdX

— Becky Brooks (@BeckyWBrooks) September 6, 2014

Retarded fantasist sits on bus stop bench, offers chocolates to concerned passers-by #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ubergreeny (@ubergreeny) September 6, 2014

A bunch of “plumbers” do bad things at an expensive hotel. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Suzy (@scout_nj) September 6, 2014

Weird girls become friends, then lovers, so one of their moms plans to separate them. Then they kill her. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ashley Ashbee (@ashley_ashbee) September 6, 2014

elderly Japanese veteran breaks child labor laws, beats up a bunch of kids on Halloween. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— box office poison (@hackettology) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Boy’s mom dies, then he is abducted. When he grows up he hangs out a raccoon, tree & green woman & they steal stuff.

— Johnson County Library (@jocolibrary) September 6, 2014

a ship nominates all of its passengers for the ALS ice bucket challenge after hitting an iceberg#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tuaha Sultan (@TuahaSultan) September 6, 2014

A nightclub owner debates giving an ex-girlfriend and her new lover fake IDs #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joshua Cordes (@yumyumfish) September 6, 2014

Some hippie does extensive rug shopping. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Lanni (@notnotdave) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
A kids parents fuck off on holiday without him leaving him to defend himself from 2 criminals breaking in his house

— Tradjic Roundabout (@Crowanuk) September 6, 2014

They stole his elephant, he wants him back #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bleed Blue (@BlueTapeCD) September 6, 2014

A man eventually realises he’s dead after chatting to a small boy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Simon Cluett (@SACluett) September 6, 2014

Dog saves kid from wolf, gets rabies, traumatizes generations of children when he dies hideously. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MAMADOXIE (@Mamadoxie) September 6, 2014

Little alien fingers boy then goes home #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stephen O’Hara (@SteveBadDad) September 6, 2014

Various people want their pet to win a prize in a dog competition #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andy Campbell (@qawahcoaching) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Liam Neeson reminds Millennials that they still need Baby Boomers to protect them from bad guys.

— C. LeMar McLean (@LeMarMcLean) September 6, 2014

A Beethoven fanatic in a cod piece kills a woman and then goes through unsuccessful therapy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Richard J Moir (@RichardJMoir) September 6, 2014

Admiral’s new glasses don’t help him spot old enemy sneaking up on him #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Hills (@WanderinTeacake) September 6, 2014

Nothing anyone does adds up to a hill of beans, but they still begin a beautiful friendship. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— J. Swift (@swifterific) September 6, 2014

Teenager lasts longer banging a hot pie than banging a hot chick. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Christian (@Christian_NYYST) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly weapon maker gets kidnapped makes magnet heart a iron suit gets free stops weapons then flies around blowing up shit

— Jeremy Brunk (@GodBrunk) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A future robot goes to the 80’s to fight another future robot he could have fought in his own time.

— Craig Murray (@muz729) September 6, 2014

Man with bat fetish likes to wear rubber and attack people. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— simon jeffery (@primateman) September 6, 2014

Ideal world gets ruined by fucker that lies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mark Joseph (@Pyottness) September 6, 2014

Unusual confluence of weather and carnivorous fish provide employment to scores of B-list celebrities. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Penultimus (@ThePenultimus) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Some guys go on a journey to do the thing but get distracted along the way and it somehow turns into a trilogy

— Among Poss (@tlarn) September 6, 2014

Henry Fonda plays an American President who unilaterally decides to nuke New York City to try to please the USSR #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stefan Janicki (@thedesslock) September 6, 2014

These kids runaway to play Super Mario Brothers. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Wild Thing (@_brojackson_) September 6, 2014

A very smart guy thinks things are happening to him but they arent #explainafilmplotbadly

— GCDb (@GCDB) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Girl moves from Africa to the USA and gets asked why she is white. Drama commences.

— ᴅᴇʀᴇᴋ (@gghoee) September 6, 2014

There’s like, robots and a breathy guy in black and spaceships and shit. #starwars #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jennifer Ann Bacall (@hipmamajenn) September 6, 2014