#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Abandoned child defends home from would be burglars via mildly inconveniencing booby traps #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Peter Ignatowski (@Petes1991) September 6, 2014

A race with end credits funnier than the movie #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michael’s Stuff (@cosmictrailer) September 6, 2014

#PutPutinAwayFromUkraine #PutPutinaWayFromUkraine #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #RIPNannyS #CumhurbaşkanınaSorular #NiallGIFs #Tomic

— jixuvyheno wetume (@JWetume) September 6, 2014

@DanKypers A man tries to rebuild his life when the unexpected happens and tests his faith in man and god. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cobalt, sculptrix (@CobaltImpurity) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Nicholas Cage tries to act

— Nic (@QuiroNico) September 6, 2014

hot girl has closet full of awesome dresses #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— sariel (@gamiliell) September 6, 2014

Brad Pitt’s friend likes to play baseball. Uses German’s head as ball. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jason Royer (@jroyer11) September 6, 2014

A tale of 2 young men in Borstal…one loves tools whilst the other gets bummed.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gerry (@gerry0703) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly manboy journalist steals content and isn’t hired by National Review. pic.twitter.com/nl5QtTRets

— Jimmy Trillstein (@JimmyTrillstein) September 6, 2014

Girl addicticted to necrophilia flirts with bestiality only for her addiction to finally kill her. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Martin (@documartin) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Girl is cold, makes sister cold. Makes town cold then makes it not cold again.

— Cal. (@CalZebra12) September 6, 2014

He drinks your milkshake. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Abracadaniel (@talknerdyDMU) September 6, 2014

Kurt Russell’s character single-handedly spearheads a group that initiates the fall of communism. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tim (@IRLTimW) September 6, 2014

A large monkey minding his own business gets kidnapped then gets shot off a building and dies.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Ludden (@johnludds) September 6, 2014

Bill and Ted pass their history paper #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aidan forgets why he (@aidno) September 6, 2014

*inserts the actual text of Battlefield Earth* #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Derek (@ricketyoldshack) September 6, 2014

A starship captain and a genetically engineered man from Earth’s distance past battle over who can overact the most. #ExplainAMoviePlotBadly

— Parabolic Arc (@spacecom) September 6, 2014

Refugees attacked by a culturally assimilated fellow national, half a city destroyed in the fight #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— D Franklin (@D_Libris) September 6, 2014

@rickygervais aliens show what they can do with a church organ #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rory Canavan (@Storybyrory) September 6, 2014

Can we acknowledge that Andy was about to take his cowboy toy to college with him #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sanj (@SanjeetSub) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly So this girl goes to Morocco with her husband and they run into her ex and a bunch of Nazis.

— Helen McCarthy (@tweetheart4711) September 6, 2014

Couple go for a walk. George Clooney gets lost in space. Brava Sandra! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Johnny Conch (@JCinKeyWest) September 6, 2014

Bored Kansas orphan girl crushes witch with her house, then teams up with 3 defectives to murder witch’s sister. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aidan Kelly (@aidokel) September 6, 2014

Grueling case study of psychic toll taken by late-Imperialist ideologies of manhood, set in Middle East. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— hollyeh (@hollye_h) September 6, 2014

A bunch of southern biddies cry over a diabetic daughter who dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) September 6, 2014

Scottish man with blue facepaint scares King of England. He kills men by the hundreds. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Justen (@JustenCharters) September 6, 2014

Sisters have a fight, one freezes <insert disney drama> sister sings song to drive parents insane for months #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Luren Hrrison (@Lozingers) September 6, 2014

Well played, cat. Well played…#Caturday #attentionseekers #BadJoke #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #funny #InTheMoment #cat pic.twitter.com/CfL3kH0Ko4

— Brandon (@SmartAssTwit) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a bunch of highschoolers can’t stop dreaming about a child rapist

— Bigtime Obama Boy (@kyleleehufnagel) September 6, 2014

Book made into film & they only kept the title. Starring Brad Pitt, Zombies, Doctor Who & Pepsi. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eɱɱα =^.^= #FBPE (@Em_meh) September 6, 2014

Teenagers ruin a high school teacher’s Saturday and violate honor code by having the smart one do their homework. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Johannes Wheeldon (@JusticeLawDev) September 6, 2014

A computer nerd meets a gangster and becomes a drug addict to beat a virtual reality video game. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Dirty Wizard (@zoeroi) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Cop goes to countryside. Intense gloucestershire accent. Accidents happen. All for the greater good.

— Sean Starman (@StarmanSean) September 6, 2014

Time for insulin, Haggs. Stat! RT @HackswithHaggs: Midichlorians. Jar Jar Binks. Weird ethnic character accents #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kevin Paul Dupont (@GlobeKPD) September 6, 2014

Two Hobbits take nine hours to put a ring in some lava. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ricky (@ConfusedRicky) September 6, 2014

Man cuts down corn to reveal haunted baseball field. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— 30somethingish (@20somethingish) September 6, 2014

Man makes potatos dance. Eats shoes to survive a winter storm in Alaska. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jason G Peters (@JasonGPeters) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a romantic comedy disguised a Spider-Man movie.

— Nibba Grinch (@nibba_grinch) September 6, 2014

Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon crime spree ended by poor driving. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Fishing With Fredo (@FishingwFredo) September 6, 2014

Guy takes on so much smoke in burning church he thinks he’s Joan Rivers & tells Ponyboy to keep his hair color#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jimmy Shaw (@roadkill3x) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a hairy guy breaks down a 12 yr. old’s door, gives him cake, and then takes him to magic school.

— Maddie (@Top_Dog30) September 6, 2014

Man spends 20 years digging with a pen knife and ends up scrubbing a boat in Mexico #explainafilmplotbadly

— David Shaw (@davidianshaw65) September 6, 2014

inspired by their teacher, students stand on desks, tear pages out of their books, and drum in caves. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— barefootwriter, MA (@bfwriter) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly guy wants ex-fiancee back starts running and gets ass smacked with a spatula by landlord @simonpegg

— Suzanne Lewis Ladan (@SuzanneLewisLad) September 6, 2014

Sylvester Stallone, Michael Caine, Pele and friends defeat a German team and win World War Two #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Richard Nurse (@rgn2602) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a young wizard tries to kill an evil wizard. But it takes him 7 years

— liam (@Liams_Dead) September 6, 2014

The Terminator, Apollo Creed, and the governor of Minnesota run around the jungle shooting at an invisible monster. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mano Bizaar (@rob_romano) September 6, 2014

A British spy informs every enemy of his name, so breaking the first rule of espionage and somehow lives through it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jon Connor (@realjonconnor) September 6, 2014

“@Brett_B_: #explainafilmplotbadly A teenager throws sticky white substance all over the place. http://t.co/MRTOuhlf6K“

— Victory (@VictoryxoxFan) September 6, 2014

Kevin Spacey works hard to find Brad Pitt a heartfelt gift #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— mid-life crisis actor (@Southern_Philly) September 6, 2014