#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

A mentally challenged man explains why he is waiting for a bus#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Benni Valur (@bennivalur) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Small man works his way up the cocaine dealing industry. Dies after introducing everyone to his little friend.

— A Special Needs Kid (@MJSitsDown) September 6, 2014

Frog-like illegal alien endangers boy’s life and evades lawful capture on a bike. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Craig Cathcart (@CraigCathcart) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Wayward kids discover a pirate ship with the help of a disfigured man with a love of Baby Ruths

— MusicMafiaUK (@musicmafiauk) September 6, 2014

Confusing, flawed plot receives critical acclaim due to high production values & Leo DiCaprio #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/QjJzI1HwkN

— Ollie Reeve (@olliereeve) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly. Dobby dies

— AlPal (@On3iroi) September 6, 2014

Wimpy kid annoys Japanese man until he gets a classic car from his collection #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Danny “#BoosterCogburn” Woodburn (@DannyWoodburn) September 6, 2014

Jeff Bridges gets his room untied. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— TQ (@TomQuestion) September 6, 2014

Kevin Bacon disappears #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Duke of Peckham (@dukeofpeckham) September 6, 2014

A crazy dude in clown make-up causes trouble while another crazy dude in a bat costume tries to stop him #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— h (@hntrcllns) September 6, 2014

A little guy walks for 9 hours and then throws a ring in a volcano. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Donkey Richard (@FredHerb) September 6, 2014

An orphan finds his place in the world by accidentally causing massive municipal damage. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eye of Sauron Checked (@talestoenrage) September 6, 2014

Gang of tramps wearing leather vests get legged back to coney #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jake Moorcroft (@JMoorcroft92) September 6, 2014

A soft-spoken Minnesotan discovers the operational limits of a chipper/shredder. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Endless Tussle (@shampeon) September 6, 2014

Shrink can’t get his wife to sleep with him anymore, didn’t realize he was dead. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— HoneyBadjer (@TheHoneyBadjer) September 6, 2014

Single parent father loses son and relies on amnesic irritant and stoned hippy turtles to recover him #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alan (@erb66) September 6, 2014

Girl named after the female anatomy gets seduced by gambling addict, caught up in a scandal & cries about it onstage. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jamie J Kowalyk (@JJKowalyk) September 6, 2014

Unorthodox teacher inspires young men to stand on desks #explainafilmplotbadly

— Thomas Murray (@Thom_Murray) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Big footed midget with jewelry fetish gets magic sugar daddy and trouble.

— Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush (@MangyLover) September 6, 2014

Posh banker goes to prison for not killing his wife, starts a library and then digs his way out #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Katie Travers (@katiem4rie) September 6, 2014

English spy drinks, gambles, drives fast cars, and sleeps with any woman he wants. Occasionally saves the world. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Oliver Cook (@OGMCookie) September 6, 2014

Pervert has Grace Kelly for a girlfriend but would rather spy on his neighbours when she comes to visit. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kenny (@KennyLFC) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly I’m turned into a con man & friends with another con man who can’t even pronounce my name correctly.

— ЯЧЦ (蜘蛛) (@Red_Hachimaki) September 6, 2014

For 9 epic hours two short people walk around, then destroy a ring in a volcano. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jesse (@needzcoffeenow) September 6, 2014

Shenanigans. Michael Jackson dances, shoots rainbows from hands. Ill-tempered ruler’s inner beauty unlocked. Dancing. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ellen of Ordinary Autumn (@JustEllenIGuess) September 6, 2014

Computer wiz gets in unexplained trouble with mobsters, but gets to see Halle Berry w/o her shirt on, so it’s cool. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jazz Shaw (@JazzShaw) September 6, 2014

Boy can’t follow three simple instructions #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/I56F2QKS8j

— CAFE AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE (@Universe_Cafe) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Arnold Schwarzenegger gives birth to an illegitimate child. Not with his maid.

— Slow_Lucic (@Slow_Lucic) September 6, 2014

“Girl saves sister by volunteering to kill other innocent children. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/4OAzdS3mGX ” @DesgoffeTaxis

— … (@CountDmitri) September 6, 2014

Gwyneth Paltrow’s head was in a box. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Soapbox Liberal (@GPappalardo) September 6, 2014

Girl lives with seven Dwarfs & the Prince marries her anyway pretending nothing happened. A Fairy Tale #explainafilmplotbadly

— Jake (@ThatStateFrmGuy) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods. A comedy beat em up.

— ɢᴏɴ ғʀᴇᴇᴄss (@Optimistic_Gon) September 6, 2014

Rich girl makes promises to never let go to a poor boy who stops her from commuting suicide on a ship. She let’s go #explainafilmplotbadly

— Parker Hunt (@sirparkerhunt) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly An Italian-American family business has ups and downs.

— @cd_fuller@med-mastodon.com (@cd_fuller) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Strong World: Ass Kickin

— Thin King Drew (@ShonenKingDrew) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly A leather hat goes on an adventure and everyone melts when they open a suitcase

— Alex (dylan) (@dylanvlexander) September 6, 2014

A child and a Gardner set out on an adventure to throw a ring into fire #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/pyvJp4gXd6

— Justin Kreger (@JDKreegs) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Guy hired to find dolphin. Guy finds said dolphin. Dan Marino is there?

— sam (@dontpanicllama) September 6, 2014

Child psychologist shot, treats patient #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ben Higgins (@BenHigginsSD) September 6, 2014

Mentally handicapped man retells his life to strangers at a bus stop… #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Justin M. Vicroy (@JustinMVicroy) September 6, 2014

Acromegalic mercenary offers companions a peanut #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joe Mulder (@JoeMulder) September 6, 2014

Al Bundy takes obnoxious bratty prep school kid on cross country road trip and burps bacon.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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— khaleesi (@khaleesi_1) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly It’s about a space hairdresser and a cowboy. His father’s a robot and he’s fucking fucked his sister.

— cats are better than people (@iesamina) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly An eccentric billionaire makes a grand gesture to reconnect with his grandchildren. pic.twitter.com/l0ykdNkjIv

— Vaughn Fry (@VaughnFry) September 6, 2014

Katniss + Peeta = Peeniss#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jes (@Jesamania) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Nerds upset they don’t get laid take it out on a woman only to find they’re incompetent. Oh wait that’s #GamerGate

— Milkshake Crimes (@FelishaTabby) September 6, 2014

A 100 minute ad for Super Mario Bros 3. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— gfodor.id (@gfodor) September 6, 2014

Lonely taxidermist also runs a motel. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bela Lugosi’s Dad (@mgbesq) September 6, 2014

After his aunt and uncle are murdered, a whiny farm boy takes a vacation in space. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michael Ludy (@michaelludy) September 6, 2014

College kids sing pop song mashups without instrumentation. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @AnnaKendrick47

— Sonal D’Silva (@sonaluna) September 6, 2014