#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly posh chick loves lower class nude artist but not enough to share a raft with when they fall into the sea #titanic

— Duncan Lindsay (@DuncanLindsay) September 6, 2014

A drunk author with a receding hairline stays at a hotel with his family. His son rides a tricycle. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Daniel (@dpyuhas) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Edward Norton punches himself for two hours

— Joseluis Solorzano (@joseluissolo) September 6, 2014

Relentless EPA inspector shuts down dangerous nuclear reactor, opponents imply he has no genitals. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Spooky Action at a Dentist (@matthewlive) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Martian Lawrence hits his head and thinks he’s a medieval guy.

— Jay (@_BetterThanLife) September 6, 2014

Strong guys race cars vs other strong guys because The Rock said so. Also there’s a tank/really long plane runway #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt Visconage (@mattvisconage) September 6, 2014

I wish folks would give the title of the film they’re referencing in #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly.

— FinalGirlBoss (@afrodiziac80) September 6, 2014

Girl waffles between dead guy and wolf guy. There’s a lot of running around. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— #COVIDisNotOver @mtnbvan.bsky.social / vindi.ca (@mtnbvan) September 6, 2014

A body builder infiltrates a kindergarten, And poses as a teacher to watch a little boy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robert James (@robjamesreviews) September 6, 2014

A guy has a weekend affair with a crazy lady and then she really goes crazy #explainafilmplotbadly

— GCDb (@GCDB) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Santa builds a dinosaur zoo. The dinosaurs escape and kill some people but all the main ones escape.

— Lee Wilson (@LeeWilson71) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Someone steals Qui Gon Jinns daughter and he goes ape shit.

— Jay (@_BetterThanLife) September 6, 2014

Mike Jittlov pokes fun at film industry and insane union rules, never works in this town again. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— …And The Rest (@AndTheRest) September 6, 2014

Men go on quest to find magic cup. They get distracted providing some knights with shrubbery. Quest never completed. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hurricane S. Pumpkins (@Hurricane_ReD) September 6, 2014

Swayze & Charlie Sheen singlehandedly fight back the commies who attempt to take control of Colorado. #AvengeMe! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Phillip Berg (@EmperorPhil1) September 6, 2014

Crazy tries to stop even crazier guy. Truck flips over. Other crazy guy loves flipping coins. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt Visconage (@mattvisconage) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly One Saturday, five high school students take part in an social experiment. pic.twitter.com/LK0vmspsX3

— Vaughn Fry (@VaughnFry) September 6, 2014

Man attends sister’s wedding then murders everyone during her son’s baptism. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Danielle Blake (@abradacabla) September 6, 2014

Japanese movie monster shows up and beats the shit out of a bug thing. Only appears for 10 minutes of screen time. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eric! ??? (@IAmArique) September 6, 2014

An Army guy takes a boat up a river in Vietnam to visit someone while his fellow soldiers get high and pick mangoes #explainafilmplotbadly

— GCDb (@GCDB) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly why is juliet lewis’ character so angry?

— sariel (@gamiliell) September 6, 2014

There is a lot of sexual activity especially involving food. Nothing else happens.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ginger Will Strike For The #NHS (@Monkey79) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/TSQnFnQCct” @Charcharspencer omg remember us watching this hahaha

— Frankie (@frankie_harvey) September 6, 2014

some white kids get detention #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— vic (@goatswami) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly an old guy takes 14 tiny people for a walk

— Jay (@_BetterThanLife) September 6, 2014

A sixteen year old mute, turned stalker, lives with the guy and convinced him to get married #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/8GJzC8115q

— marissa (@MissaPizza) September 6, 2014

Guy gets on a ship he’s not supposed to be on. Ship sinks. Karma. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— New Age Hippie (@MandizzleTweets) September 6, 2014

A tiger realises his true family are an owl, a piglet, a donkey, two kangaroos, a rabbit and a bear.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ginger Will Strike For The #NHS (@Monkey79) September 6, 2014

Secret Agent makes womanising cool #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aidan forgets why he (@aidno) September 6, 2014

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— fanoffamilyackermann (@madofackermann) September 6, 2014

Who would’ve guessed that the movie adaptation of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic would take place in space? #explainamovieplotbadly

— your cyborg wife (@AudleyZDarke) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly An overprotected child is kidnapped after touching a butt. A delusional woman accompanies his father to find him.

— Kenzie (@kanzie__) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A blue guy wants a purple thing and its up to a man, a tree, a raccoon, a maniac and an assassin to take him down

— Cosmic Convoy (He/Him) (@CosmicEnjoyer) September 6, 2014

People in the antebellum South keep wife-swapping until the city burns down. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Unverif-ied LHB (@lhbizness) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Katniss Everdeen becomes a mutant supervillain with blue skin and yellow eyes that can shapeshift.

— ️ daniel ️ (@lgbtvelour) September 6, 2014

white male doesn’t play by the rules. saves the day and gets the chick #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— spam (@samkimsamkim) September 6, 2014

Trees can’t make up their damn minds, that 1 short guy is still funny, plus like, fuckin’, orcs or some shit #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— naked and afraid (of snails) (@OurLadyofAntifa) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Big Government screws up simple astronaut recruiting program provided by friendly aliens

— John Hayward (@Doc_0) September 6, 2014

guy loses his kid and searches for him underwater with an amnesiac. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt Judkins (@matt_judkins) September 6, 2014

Overpaid, overworked City type uses a chainsaw in a questionable fashion #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Emily Glenister (@emily_glenister) September 6, 2014

They’re dead people who don’t appear to be dead to some kid. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matthew Knell (@MatthewKnell) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A wimpy guy teams up with a tough guy who just wants some Hostess and a bitch and her sister

— Lady Heracynn Raine (@CatandDragons) September 6, 2014

boy is scared of bats… then becomes one #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mobs (@jackmobley) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Seth Rogen puts a baby in a chick that is way too attractive for Seth Rogen to be putting a baby in.

— Mike (@WFODicks) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly in a galaxy far, far away, I still almost sleep with my 1 handed brother.

— Illinois Gordon (@OooIHateHim) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
A girl falls down a hole, eats lots of mushrooms and talks to cards and rabbits.

— Jody Paulson (@JodyPaulson) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a lovely kindly fishman is feeling the brunt of a home invasion while he tries to get the girl of his dreams

— shaun (@lagoon_Monster) September 6, 2014

Wolverine wakes up and has no memory of that place.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— PanzerPaw (@PanzerPaw) September 6, 2014

Alien comes to earth, fights another alien and destroys a city causing mass destruction and death #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Charlie Caufield (@CCaufield86) September 6, 2014