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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

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Young boy tortures home intruders. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) September 6, 2014

Jodie Foster plays pinball. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Branden (@TweetsByBranden) September 6, 2014

Cheesy TV actors cosplay on alien planet while real battle ensues, nerd kids save them. #galaxyquest #explainafilmplotbadly

— Ursula Koenig (@ursulakoenig) September 6, 2014

Spock is dead. Except he’s alive. But he WAS dead. Probably really is dead but we’ll go look in case he’s alive. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Q. (they/them) | @quiara.net on the bluer skies (@Quiara) September 6, 2014

A would-be space knight loses a hand, but gains a father. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Orca For President (@tomhensleyy) September 6, 2014

Three fishermen didn’t get a bigger boat, with hilarious results. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Ian (@Wriggler63) September 8, 2014

A cartoon rabbit is framed for murder and an alcoholic P.I. is put on the case to help save a town. #explainafilmplotbadly

— This Guy (@mrmbrennan) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly – here’s our pick of the best, wittiest efforts http://t.co/MSI39olW8y

— Metro (@MetroUK) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A man attempts to steal another man’s heart. May contain dirt. pic.twitter.com/kbTjhprXvV

— matt (@maffpheww) September 7, 2014

Kid gets alien addicted to peanut butter, takes him on bike ride, helps him make a long distance call. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Petty Davis (@FrettyDavis) September 7, 2014

Simple man runs.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/2Ta2RiNjD6

— Emily Andras (@emtothea) September 7, 2014

There’s dead people everywhere and Bruce Willis is one of them but I shouldn’t be telling you that part. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Zach Erwin (@ZachJErwin) September 7, 2014

An American fugitive, living in Morocco, cozies up to a corrupt Vichy French official. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Girl gets a guy by shutting her mouth and pretending to be something she isn’t. Jamaican crab sings a lot.

— Blair J. Campbell (@BlairJCampbell) September 6, 2014

“@batutabey: #explainafilmplotbadly A teenager nerd throws sticky white substance all over the place. http://t.co/XRHVu8YoXR

— Artisinal Baddie (@Lapoze_) September 6, 2014

Guy does slow motion karate while stored in Virtual Reality warehouse. No acting happens #explainafilmplotbadly

— Larry Felton Johnson (@larryfeltonj) September 6, 2014

A retired hockey player gets beat up by Bob Barker on a golf course…#explainafilmplotbadly

— Greensmere Golf Club (@GreensmereGC) September 6, 2014

Batman learns that if he hadn’t stopped being Batman for 8yrs maybe villains from the 1st film wouldn’t have returned #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bat Fowler (@TheMattFowler) September 6, 2014

… and then Johnny Depp acts weird. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Glennda N. Zig (@20eyeDocs) September 6, 2014

A guy in a wife beater and no shoes runs around an office tower with a gun talking like a cowboy. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Voo Doo (@voodeaus) September 6, 2014

Senile woman throws diamond into the ocean #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) September 6, 2014

The world has no more land, just water. Kevin Costner tries to make it interesting and fails miserably. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeremy Taggart (@Taggart7) September 6, 2014

guy attempts to grope australian girl in car. she is upset but later learns to dress more provocatively. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Alec Nicholson (@djtoast) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly French girl falls in love with an animal and Angela Lansbury is a teapot

— benjamin j. h. (@pyshagoras) September 6, 2014

Dude beats odds to win rap battle, in 11 years his tune will be used to support a right wing party to get re-elected #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aunty Wah Wah ‍️ (@_surlymermaid_) September 6, 2014

Jennifer Lawrence covers herself in blue toe nails #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kyle (@kylecuedoves) September 6, 2014

Guy goes back in time to avoid banging his mom so that his dad can do it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Heath Corson (@HeathCorson) September 6, 2014

An old man gets murdered w/ a light stick and then his student vows to become like him but first he kisses his sister #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shawn Carlow (@shawncarlow) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Cowboys bumming in a tent

— SadFaceOtter (@SadFaceOtter) September 6, 2014

Dude hates sharks; has a small boat. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Troll Cat (@2p2TrollCat) September 6, 2014

bruce wayne develops throat cancer whenever he wears the batman suit and a disturbed man is forced to smile #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— lauren (@philsadelphia) September 6, 2014

Mother doesn’t explain Puberty to her teenage daughter very well. Kids are all monsters. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/iOQcIei9Xu

— FreddosauruxRex (@FreddosaurusREX) September 6, 2014

Man dresses as a women, but just to illegally spend time with children. Lands on TV. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mario Speedwagon (@SilipigniMario) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Pilots and crew eat the fish. Former pilot overcomes PTSD to land plane with inflatable autopilot.

— Taco Eater (@tacoeater) September 6, 2014

Six men are sleeping together.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/M6NJ7cby5g

— Oles Hyvä (@OlesDatsko) December 16, 2014

@Haroooooooon: Two lovers take the ALS ice bucket challenge and one dies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/FrsxT4z7ff”omg

— cosmokittyy on everything (@Cosmokittyy) November 2, 2014

They forgot him and then BURGLARS! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Olive Higgins (@OliveHiggins) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Four teenagers go through puberty. Also they’re turtles.

— Dan Flashes Complicated Shirts (@AndrewHasCats) September 8, 2014

Children win a trip to a chocolate factory and return disfigured. No charges are brought upon the owner. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— jaymie (@simmoslxter) September 7, 2014

Three Men in a Boat becomes Two Men on a Plank of Wood Paddling to Shore Because of a Fish.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/VD3tlptVzL

— Jonny Geller (@JonnyGeller) September 7, 2014

Strong silent type in hockey mask searches for love at summer camp, hijinks ensue.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— BitterOldPunk (@BitterOldPunk) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Boy wins ticket to cruise liner, meets a girl that gets naked, then later she lets him freeze to death.

— l’Étoile Lilith (@LilyFromEden) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Story ends, despite title.

— Phil Pagett (@Phil_Pagett) September 7, 2014

Villagers are thrilled their prince marries a girl who used to be a singing mermaid. No questions asked. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Reggie McRymple and 69 others (@RMcRymple) September 7, 2014

Female astronaut accidentally kills George Clooney because she wouldn’t listen. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chad Darnell (@ChadDarnell) September 7, 2014

Without even trying, a white man is better than everyone else. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/cZZLKU4QPc

— Seth Cooperman (@sethcooperman) September 7, 2014

Naked future robot vs. naked future man. Spoiler: They find clothes. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Matt Drufke (formerly HBOMatt Drufke) (@IHateMattDrufke) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Kid wants gun for Christmas. Gets it and eats Chinese food.

— Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) September 7, 2014

White southern woman hires Morgan Freeman to drive her around. Structural racism still a problem. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Daniel S. Goldberg (@prof_goldberg) September 7, 2014

Penguins are taken more seriously once Morgan Freeman starts talking about them. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David “Darkness” Weiner (@TikiAmbassador) September 7, 2014

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