#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Narcaleptic princess skips out on her 1/8th of the rent. Becomes a euphemism for cocaine. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stephe B (@MissBension) September 6, 2014

*Hands you a copy of Baudrillard’s Simulacra and Simulation*#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— biblioklept (@biblioklept) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly There were seven of ‘em and they were magnificent

— Aurora (@CitizenScreen) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Man charged with killing wife. Says he didn’t kill wife. Jumps outta water pipe. Chases one armed man.

— Not The Real SGB (@EstebanoBoucher) September 6, 2014

Terrorist falls in love with some bint who turns out to have a cock and balls.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Paul Webster (@blindcobbler) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly nerd almost vores his own child

— ЩIFΣ ᄃᄂIMBΣЯ (@DarkheartsClub) September 6, 2014

“@joelsez: Sisterly quarrel precipitates sudden climate change. #explainafilmplotbadly http://t.co/jE0GoTOWem” women control weather

— inggita. (@inggita) September 6, 2014

Arnold Swarzeneggar is Married To Sharon Stone and He Goes In A Machine Where He Sees Three Boobed Aliens #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Damian Vanore (@DamianVanore23) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a couple travel to New York together. Hate each other. Become friends. Have sex, fall out. Get married.

— Lou Abercrombie (@LadyGrimdark) September 6, 2014

Steve Buscemi plays an odd character.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (@TheBrendanBurke) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly mans attempt at bromance with himself results in the death of meatloaf. He decides to start seeing other people

— ЩIFΣ ᄃᄂIMBΣЯ (@DarkheartsClub) September 6, 2014

@TrundleDub @revpamsmith @joevixit: Nun outwits Nazis during singing contest after seducing repressed widower #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joe Vixit (@joevixit) September 6, 2014

An archeologists tries to stop Nazis from finding Ark. They still find it and all die. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shiver Maker Jason Brown (@keyserholiday) September 6, 2014

Hard-drinking Japanese WWII vet teaches disliked teen to beat up neighborhood high school kids #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Scott Lincicome (@scottlincicome) September 6, 2014

NRA president ends up in big rowboat, wins chariot race, meets son of God. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Morgan Till (@mtill50) September 6, 2014

A man with two turtles dates a girl from the pet store; reconsiders his goals. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Edwards (@OneChrisEdwards) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Blanca Nieves se tiró a los siete enanitos, y por guarra al morder la manzana, se desmayó

— L A R A (@larius23) September 6, 2014

I do this all the time #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— jaynileecurtis (@Jaynisa819) September 6, 2014

A bunch of dudes oiled up, played volleyball & flew planes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— twila dang is @twiladang on ALL the socials (@twiladang) September 6, 2014

Mary Poppins tries to avoid World War II by singing to some snotty kids #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MIB (@MibIH) September 6, 2014

A girl called Debbie visits a lot of men in a oil rich American city #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Justin (@HiggsBowlChamp) September 6, 2014

Bruce Willis is dead #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Paelkwon (@dexterhilluk) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly two curly headed (blanks) wreck a boat then rescue a party that is ruined by a Billy Joel cover band

— Jim Miller (@yourfavoritejim) September 6, 2014

The bar business in north Africa was going pretty well until SHE strolls in. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Christopher Long (@OctaneBoy) September 6, 2014

Two girls drive round and round Switzerland and then kill a bloke with a rock. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ️ Thérèse (@TiggerTherese) September 6, 2014

@moneyries #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Professor loots archaeological sites for black market, goes rogue and kills everyone who tries to stop him

— Warren Bonesteel (@GrumpyMrRedNeck) September 6, 2014

So these engineers build a machine that makes time loops and I need a goddamn flow chart. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dan Turner isn’t here much any more (@ddt) September 6, 2014

An ambitious Cuban, rises to power in the drug world and kills a lot of cockroaches. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Asrai Gaming (@AsraiGaming) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Little green guy just wants to get the hell of this planet

— Bastard Bunyip (@Ozilad) September 6, 2014

Lonely scientist builds lovely robot; a love triangle ensues. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Edwards (@OneChrisEdwards) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Vacationers enjoy a tour of an upside down ocean liner. They learn to climb, swim and die.

— John the Humanist (@No2Dogma) September 6, 2014

It’s like a zoo, but with dinosaurs #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Emma Little (@HeeeyItsEmma) September 6, 2014

Oprah in a lizard costume crushes Tokyo. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Count Ejacula (@VonLinguini) September 6, 2014

A boat sinks, people die.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Phil T (@PhlpT) September 6, 2014

Unorthodox method of choosing pharmaceuticals based on their color enables office worker to see numbers everywhere. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Elliot (@Loh) September 6, 2014

New England beachgoers line up to be hot lunch. Request for bigger boat ignored. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Morgan Till (@mtill50) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly An abducted child forced to learn some harsh lessons about honesty, responsibility, and what it is to be human.

— Queen of the Harpies (@villagedickhead) September 6, 2014

Nature fights smurfs #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tiffany Little (@crowleysxangel) September 6, 2014

Some bros work out nonstop so they can hit each other really hard in public.
It’s a metaphor for the Cold War. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ben Norton (@BenjaminNorton) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly I took a semiotics class based on a TVGuide Do The Right Thing summary: “riot breaks out in inner city neighborhood”

— Terry Torres (@terrytorres) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Man attempts to discover himself, discovers a wolf and discovers Indians. discovers that others don’t appreciate him.

— James Clay (@jamesclay) September 6, 2014

An old man falls in love with an emotionless teenage girl #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tiffany Little (@crowleysxangel) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Fish are food, not friends.

— Not Jared (@Bunbunnyny) September 6, 2014

White people literally rewrite history so that a white teenager invents rock & roll instead of Chuck Berry. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Peter Campbell (@broot_swillis) September 6, 2014

you see a fat dudes penis #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Milpool Fillmore (@tholzerman) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Psychotic woman releases a leopard in a jail to free a gay paleontologist

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) September 6, 2014

In the end, the speeding bus…was inside us all along #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— AK Lingus (@aklingus) September 6, 2014

a man said that ‘stupid is as stupid does’.so he starts to run and becomes father. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alessandro Ermini (@MelaVerde91) September 6, 2014

Guy is evil. Guy adopts 3 girl to use for evil. Gives them back. Gets sad. Adopts them again. #explainafilmplotbadly #despicableme

— Adnan Zaib (@AadiZee) September 6, 2014

Inappropriate child pageantry goes ahead despite her dead coach coke snorting papa #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/nvWha6JY25

— earthloversosuckit (@Humbuggiess) September 6, 2014