#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly. A bunch of cowgirls drop their pants and use the stench of their unwashed vaginas to defeat evil

— Rachel (@rayyyych) September 6, 2014

Girl falls in love with guy who looks 17 but claims to be over 100. He loves her because he wants to eat her. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— daisy (@daisy_manson) September 6, 2014

Singer meets a waitress, but waitress is engaged to rich guy, waitress and singer end up together #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Anthony Russell (@Russ_Franchise) September 6, 2014

A man after a toy for his son and everyone is obsessed with his wife’s cookies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— DadsofDestiny (@dadsofdestiny) September 6, 2014

Bambi #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/GNRJD5qo7Q

— Baz Lancaster (@BJ_Lancaster) September 6, 2014

@Chewiejds @rachyy23 Hence, #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly. 😉

— Max Nicholson (@Max_Nicholson) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a crime is committed. Some police officers try to solve the case. They do.

— the Bunning-Kruger effect (@thejugglebun) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Inception: People go to sleep, then go to sleep in their sleep. Then they wake up… possibly.

— James Murphy (@AverageCynic) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Bloke’s parents get shot when he’s little. Puts on tights and pointy ears. Punches stuff

— Ghoulish old wells (@wrinklytimelord) September 6, 2014

Dishevelled Professor runs around Paris to prove Jesus had sex. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Davo (@davofish) September 6, 2014

Troy Bolton rebels and moves into a quiet neighbourhood #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Beth (@emmandgarfy) September 6, 2014

Everybody’s looking for a disabled fish and it turns out he was at the dentist’s office all along. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Jemriyahu (@jemriyahu) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly guy has to go to work on his day off.

— William Paul (@willpooool) September 6, 2014

There is lots of screaming, and running and mud and dirt…oh, and dinosaurs#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Deadly Furniture (@DeadlyFurniture) September 6, 2014

Everybody dies mysteriously at the beginning and we find out it was the trees #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Richard Allen SRSB (@Rich16Allen) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly titanic is just like a big ice bucket challange

— moved to @tofutame (@nakomado) September 6, 2014

Grown man kidnaps babies and surprisingly dosent get arrested #labyrinth #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sera Gaskell (@ohsera) September 6, 2014

Back when I worked at Virgin I had a customer #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly “It’s about this boy who kills this man, but he didn’t kill him.”

— Chris (@MrLuchador) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Four narcissistic New York women wear inappropriate dresses in the desert

— Czzzz (@cazz_odonnell) September 6, 2014

Mark Wahlberg annoys the monkeys who have been annoying the humans, while Tim Burton’s storytelling annoys us all #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— I like butter Vegemite, honey, and cheese on toast (@DannyDangerOz) September 6, 2014

Blonde man goes to the desert. Has adventures. Falls of his bike. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— allan crook (@allanwith2ls) September 6, 2014

Geek reinvents dinosaurs, but can’t repair or drive car, dinosaurs chase and eat geek #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/DJkxT0HJ0b

— Sally Ann Melia (@Sally_Ann_Melia) September 6, 2014

World’s most inept astronaut visits and destroys all space stations on her way home. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (@Quannoi) September 6, 2014

Kate Winslet nominates Leo DiCaprio for the ALS challenge. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Yells At TV (@gary_holloway) September 6, 2014

Man dresses up as a bat and beats up other people’s parents to deal with the death of his own parents. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Fran Reilly ️ (@FranTomReilly) September 6, 2014

4 midgets have a tough time travelling in New Zealand #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #TheFellowshipOfTheRing

— Chris Beattie (@ChrisBeattie14) September 6, 2014

Umbrella-propelled nanny saves von Trapps from nazis #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mark Triggs (@amarktriggs) September 6, 2014

Bar owner’s ex-girlfriend has visa problems. Bar owner sorts visa problems. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Star (@Star_Sears) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Teen goes back in time, gets sexually harassed by his mother, but ends up getting cockblocked by his father

— Tequila Mockingbird (@FredCardwell) September 6, 2014

Archaeologist defeats German Army with a hat and a whip. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Davo (@davofish) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Vincent Price as Wurlitzer-playing Dr coming to terms (rather badly) with the death of his beloved wife. Rough humour

— David Teague (@Teagy63) September 6, 2014

A caucasian Battle Royale but without the fun bits #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tom Williams (@Tommytealeaf) September 6, 2014

A lion cub thinks he killed his dad, runs away, comes back #explainafilmplotbadly

— Frankie Clarence (@ClarenceFrankie) September 6, 2014

4 men make for the moon but miss, fly round it, come home. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kenny (@calvinatheart) September 6, 2014

Channing Tatum and the other Village People are continuously undressing. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— nyckate (@nyckate16) September 6, 2014

“@abethell79: Vigilante with a sore throat beats up bad guys in a black onesie! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/AZ1grdYfUT”

— g8s (@gaetssss) September 6, 2014

Two women friends fail to understand cars can’t fly. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Martin Arthur (@EmteePlays) September 6, 2014

Professors lack PhDs, teach classes without health & safety consideration #hogwarts #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #explainafilmplotlikeanacademic

— Craken MacCraic (@Craken_MacCraic) September 6, 2014

Girl drops a watermelon, pays for an abortion, dances on a bridge, shags then dances some more#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Funbags McFuckstick (@mc_funbags) September 6, 2014

Girl meets boy. You have to wait 3 more films before they have sex #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alisha (@Oohlalisha) September 6, 2014

Kid sees parents killed and decides to dress up as a bat, despite having enough money to pay for therapy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ObsidiusJones (@ObsidiusJones) September 6, 2014

@DeiseHurling man gets lost at sea, lives on an island, gets found after a while. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Larry Power (@LDelpiero) September 6, 2014

@hi_robb A woman escapes by stripping down to her underwear and going to sleep with her cat #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ElectricWarr (@ElectricWarr) September 6, 2014

@DeiseHurling boy wishes he was bigger, becomes bigger, then wishes he was small again. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Larry Power (@LDelpiero) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Big man fights other big men. Mumbles a lot. Runs up stairs.

— Prof Paul Bernal (@PaulbernalUK) September 6, 2014

A Swiss family dress up as curtains and sing harmonies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lisa Romano (@LisaMRomano) September 6, 2014

Hairy-footed midget goes to ridiculous lengths to find a ring, only to find it & then chuck it in a fire…#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Derry Jayne (@Derry_Jayne) September 6, 2014

Queen gets annoyed. Turns things frosty. Viewer’s 6 yr old daughter makes him watch it 200 times. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tony Mc (@tonymc589) September 6, 2014

Canoes, a river, hubris, but no-one remembers those bits.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Geraint (@geraintgriffith) September 6, 2014

And that’s why the watch smells like poo. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Local/Everybody (@DumDumTruck) September 6, 2014