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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly – man invites family to a lovely winters lodge. Goes postal with an axe.
— Blank (@theanura) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Monkey on steroids joins the theatre but doesn’t like the limelight
— Pete Singh (@Smarmalat) September 6, 2014
A man is sent to prison for life. He eventually escapes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Pete Sinclair (@pete_sinclair) September 6, 2014
Guy travels back in time, hits on his mother and selfishly improves his own future #explainafilmplotbadly
— Marc O’Leary (@topmarcs) September 6, 2014
Interfering black fella causes all sorts of mischief in the US and gets hailed a hero before getting shot #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— bridgey (@bridgey9) September 6, 2014
Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck drill into some rocks, which seems to make Liv Tyler cry for some reason. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Variant (@hamo_d) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Cameron Diaz gets jizz in her hair.JM
— Jerry Mouse ️ (@AngryMouseJerry) September 6, 2014
Baddie is German and Bruce Willis suffers multiple injuries but it’s sound #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Mike Hearty (@MikeHearty) September 6, 2014
George Clooney has a wardrobe malfunction in space. Sandra Bullock doesn’t. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Steve Williams (@therandomswill) September 6, 2014
RT”@bess_mar: They swap faces. Like legit swap faces. #explainafilmplotbadly“
— Goat in the Feminist Coven (@exotiknuella) September 6, 2014
Stupid dude gets laid by running far #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Alex Finnis (@AlexFinnis) September 6, 2014
Teen bunks off school, TWOCs sports car. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Meat Tax Inspector (@owenhants) September 6, 2014
Alan Partridge gets so excited about Manchester music he buys a table #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— pointing out I already made that joke earlier (@bumwees) September 6, 2014
“@jayckb: They bum in a tent #explainafilmplotbadly”
Legit just laughed out loud!!!
— Jx (@xJx_89) September 6, 2014
Knowing that the police now expect us to solve crimes for ourselves, a boy takes on two burglars at his home #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Chris Dale (@chrisdaleoxford) September 6, 2014
A geek rips off an idea from college jocks and accidentally becomes an eligible billionaire against all odds. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Breaking Bread Crumbs (@ERN_Malleyscrub) September 6, 2014
A history professor bails on his classes for months at a time under mysterious circumstances yet is never fired. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Claire Willett (@clairewillett) September 6, 2014
Upset about the death of his parents and rising crime, Bruce dresses up like a bat and hits the streets #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Stuart Torr (@muttface) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Blood. Just… Blood fucking everywhere.
— Deggis (@Deggisfox) September 6, 2014
The house keeper is a cross dresser #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Rob Sheeley (@robshots) September 6, 2014
An old guy and his former pupil resolve a disagreement with glowy sword things #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Danvers Flett (@danversj) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly massive ship sinks
— Killyfornia (@drew3107) September 6, 2014
Man with robotic suit spends time with a child in a shed. Later buys child gifts after having had a good time.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Gordon Bissell (@thebissler) September 6, 2014
@Opdiner Yes, this! Researching ways to apply a “negative” exclusion filter on Twitter. Would add “#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly” to it immediately
— galactic pot-dealer (@pr0gger) September 6, 2014
Girl has cryokinetic powers, freezes her sister, makes a snowman and an ice rink. Everyone skates. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Geneviève (@GenStans) September 6, 2014
Chow Yun Fat upsets a tea house owner, damages a warehouse and decimates a hospital. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Clint Elwyn Thomas (@Clint_Tms) September 6, 2014
A rat in the kitchen and will be the reason why the food is better #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Big Mo BITW (@BigMo_BITW) September 6, 2014
Bruce Willis picks up a red haired girl with a speech impediment in his taxi. Doesn’t shoot that many people. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Mogens Larsen (@Moq72) September 6, 2014
A skinny woman wakes up in hospital, gets a shotgun and fights a one eyed guy with a mini gun #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Rob Lingham (@RobVito) September 6, 2014
A black guy is better at picking-up women than a white guy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Probably Tin (@jastendenyel) September 6, 2014
Psychologist works with boy. Boy sees dead people. Psychologist unaware he is dead himself. Surprise! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Hayley (@MissHayley1988) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Fierce African warriors,unable to join in with unfamiliar melodies sung by British soldiers, get bored and move on
— Adrian David (@Songman7) September 6, 2014
Racist kills a black goes to prison, brother turns out to be a bigger gobshite then dies when a black shoots him #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— bridgey (@bridgey9) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Geena Davis plays a Samuel L. Jackson-style role alongside Samuel L. Jackson
— Cyn️️n at cynon.bsky.social (@Cynon44) September 6, 2014
Naked guy from the future seeks Austrian biker in leather. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Brian Griffin (@brianpgrif) September 6, 2014
@R_Chirgwin a monkey chases a black rock to the moon and then tries to follow it to Jupiter but computer says no #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Eric Scheid (@ericscheid) September 6, 2014
They’re eating people. People. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— GhostofJason.bsky.social (@Jason_Farrell) September 6, 2014
Mods and Rockers get into a right old two an’ eight on Brighton beach..
Sting’s a bellboy#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly— Sébastien Bowery (@Vrntvr) September 6, 2014
Chocolate factory capitalist employs illegal immigrants to help with succession planning #explainafilmplotbadly@qmaistafa @alefiyah25
— Elon Muscat (@shawarmaplate) September 6, 2014
Monkeys worship an ipad and a space computer hasn’t updated its drivers. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Charlie Brigden️️ they/them (@filmsonwax) September 6, 2014
Pretty fish grows legs, loses voice; then loses legs, regains voice; finally gets both back again & marries prince. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Emily Glenister (@emily_glenister) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Woman’s car breaks down, car doesn’t get fixed, mechanic fucks woman.JM
— Jerry Mouse ️ (@AngryMouseJerry) September 6, 2014
A man goes to his ex-wife’s Christmas party and it’s a complete disaster!!! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Tom Crowley (@atomcrowley) September 6, 2014
“@blancmangetout: Tom Hanks delivers a parcel WELL late #explainafilmplotbadly”@qmaistafa @alefiyah25
— Elon Muscat (@shawarmaplate) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly kate winslet survives icebucket challenge after posing nude on doomed cgi generated ship.
— Steve Epstein (@sbepstein) September 6, 2014
“@becadroit: #explainafilmplotbadly there are fights but no one is allowed to talk about it” @____nope___
— (@brikessel13) September 6, 2014
Pixar doing the Seven Samurai but with bugs. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Erik Barnes (@ErikWBarnes) September 6, 2014
People speak in French and shout in French. The bloke ends up shagging the woman you thought was his mother. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— sylmobile (@sylmobile) September 6, 2014
Detective receives mystery gift #explainafilmplotbadly
— hoskas (@hoskas) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly some rabbits had an argument. And died.
— SteveArmo ️ (@sarm0161) September 6, 2014
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