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I guess because it was called ‘The Naked Lunch’ I was expecting something a little different. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Glen (@glengyron) September 6, 2014
Bunch of soldiers go to a planet to look at motion detectors. Almost everyone dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Tomb Svalborg (@tombness) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Guy gets in car and is in 1955 and Calvin Klein almost gets with his mother
— Harry (@hazzaricks) September 6, 2014
Marine recruitment standards fall precipitously in the far future, leading to the game being over, man. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— GhostofJason.bsky.social (@Jason_Farrell) September 6, 2014
A lusty French exchange student struggles to endure American cuisine amidst a skiing competition. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— James is not here anymore (@AbsurdlyJames) September 6, 2014
Black guy dies first #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Kįng Kröw (@joeyonthemoon) September 6, 2014
Genius billionaire playboy becomes a philantropist. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Get Off The Road (@getotroadfilms) September 6, 2014
Local beauty saves father in exchange for developing severe Stockholm Syndrome #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Matt (@SelfieMadeBoy) September 6, 2014
….fault in our stars? RT @OhxLalaaa: Boy likes girl girl likes boy they both die cry cry the end #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— (not you, tyler perry) (@umbrcons) September 6, 2014
New York cop reunites with his family after a Christmas office party in LA.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Jeremie (@jcasts) September 6, 2014
“Driving got us into this mess, the only way to fix our problems is to drive some more” x6 #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Jon (@burtoj) September 6, 2014
Man hits woman with car while getting a handy from his wife. Proceeds to lose weight #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Jess Castro (@MyNeighborJess) September 6, 2014
A walking penis enters a ship’s ventilation system, causing female crew members to contemplate pregancy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Joey Cruz’s addiction to self-description (@NeverWanderer) September 6, 2014
White man helps native americans find buffalo #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Graeme (@GraemePeacock) September 6, 2014
Heroically rescuing the little girl was pointless as she’s dead before the start of the next film #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Lori (@Kyrissulean) September 6, 2014
man thought to be dead turns out to not be dead #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— i stan birds 6.5 spoilers (@_ardeej) September 6, 2014
Camp Rocksus. RT @brittanyericaa: summer camp for musicians. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— (@ashleymcrie) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly there’s this guy, and there’s this other guy, and basically nothing ends well and they’re gay
— deficit diva (@reinedumalaise) September 6, 2014
“@FineBvrbie: Where a football player gets adopted by a white family #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly” The Blind Side?
— Deise 11:11 (@aMargaarida) September 6, 2014
Lots of old actors plus some more shoot stuff and blow shit up with loads of bad one liners again #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Leebat (@leebattrick) September 6, 2014
Matey with a scar on his face wants money. So does stuff to get money. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Toneleast Montana (@toneleast) September 6, 2014
Play this trailer park arcade game and your friend might take off his face. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Kurt (@damenleeturks) September 6, 2014
People get on an unsinkable ship which isn’t unsinkable. Sex in a car. Iceberg. Women selfishly hogs floating door. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— “The Spoiled Leftie” (@TheSpoiledLefty) September 6, 2014
Lots of old actors shoot stuff and blow shit up with loads of bad one liners #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Leebat (@leebattrick) September 6, 2014
Junior lol RT”@NQo_Zulu: A bodybuilding legend is the first man to be pregnant #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly“
— Refiloe Sekgetho (@PENSIVE_PARIAH) September 6, 2014
@CherieCheezcake Recluse ice witch terrorizes kingdom, flees, nearly murders her sister, is made queen. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Katrinaweena (@KatrinaLColeman) September 6, 2014
Truth #Legos “@AGRMoore: No one will ever #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly better than Malcolm Tucker explained Star Wars… http://t.co/wKvdftVKDk”
— disgraced wellness blogger (@DrYobbo) September 6, 2014
Son Go’s On Holiday To Sydney Dressed As A Clown, Dad Goes To Find Him #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Mitch Wondin (@Transmecharian) September 6, 2014
A cyborg, a monster, a Viking, an old man, a communist, an archer, and a guy with one eye fight aliens #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Robert (@rws91) September 6, 2014
.@srasko 7 little people wanna root a princess but they can’t cause she’s having a nap. Then a prince wakes her up #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Harley Breen (@harleybreen) September 6, 2014
Computers do not work how you think they work #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/C2x6KTFapi
— Nick Morgan-Moore (They/Them) (@nickmorganmoore) September 6, 2014
A boy gets bullied and can’t defend himself. An old Chinese man teaches him how to fight. The boy defends himself. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Lee Brace (@bracealmighty) September 6, 2014
Girl buys a green scarf #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Michaela (@MyManChrisBrown) September 6, 2014
Nicolas Cage gets bitten by a vampire, loses his shit, recites the alphabet. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Josh (@ninetwentyfour_) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Everybody got AIDs and shit.
— MayaScientist | madscientist212.bsky.social (@MadScientist212) September 6, 2014
Lots of poor acting then the ship hits a ice burg and sinks #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Leebat (@leebattrick) September 6, 2014
Sperm in her hair and Dick in his zipper #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Eric Mantona (@O_Manton94) September 6, 2014
A fidgety teen falls for a vampire mannequin that sparkles, lots of awkward long pauses, and like five sequels #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— David “Darkness” Weiner (@TikiAmbassador) September 6, 2014
White male lead saves a damsel in distress. In the end he gets the girl. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Tomb Svalborg (@tombness) September 6, 2014
People have the same exact routines without any memory of the previous day. Bill Murray tries to bang his coworker. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— James (@JamesCoyne) September 6, 2014
Guy fucks a pie. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Matt (@ComplexlySimple) September 6, 2014
Okay I forgot how the story goes but the punchline is Bruce Willis is dead #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Jon (@burtoj) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly there’s these troopers right… and they travel around in this sort of Starship thing.
— Saiѕσηѕ ιη тнє Abуѕѕ (@AdySaisons) September 6, 2014
Jeff Goldblum enjoys 1st half edgy superhero origin story, then remembers Cronenberg directing #ohshit @Geniusbastard #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— It’s in the trees! It’s coming! (@DarkandWondrous) September 6, 2014
. @harleybreen boy is scared of bats. Now everyone is scared of bats. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Steen Raskopoulos (@steenrasko) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Theme park ruined by prehistoric safety issues
— Simon London (@slondonuk) September 6, 2014
A bunch of 90s goth nerds fight computers inside a computer with computer guns #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Jon (@burtoj) September 6, 2014
Ratbag socialite almost has dick washed by posh butler. Liza is in it too, but doesn’t sing. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Andrew Carfrae (@AndrewBCarfrae) September 6, 2014
@composerose #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly progressive ideas killed America
— Snowmorra (@Fromorra) September 6, 2014
Woman robs office where she works, goes on to marry the owner. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Peter Avellino (@PeterAPeel) September 6, 2014
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