#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

so there are monsters that destroy things and we build robots to punch the monsters in the face until they go away #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— KC (@priellan) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Galactic empire has space station destroyed because they didn’t blow up an escape pod with “no life forms on board.”

— Gregory John Casamento (@bheron) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly An invincible superhuman flying hero has difficulties, somehow.

— Steve Burgess (@steveburgess1) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A dude really wants to get on Carson

— Louis C Dacus (@fuckinalpamare) September 6, 2014

Slightly hurt feelings and eels drive a former scientist to become a terrorist. http://t.co/CIFkPEbNgt #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kennon C. Bauman (@TheUniverseGM) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly this collie gets lost but then finds it’s way home.

— Michael Tiyce (@MichaelTiyce) September 6, 2014

New York City street gangs sing and dance. A couple of them die from it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Marian (@MarianRosin) September 6, 2014

Underdog high school team wins state tournament. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ben Peterson (@Ben_peterson) September 6, 2014

Overprivileged Southern Belle screws her way to poverty during the Civil War. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Paul Lewis (@TheOneWhoKnox) September 6, 2014

Girl adopts alien. No one thinks it’s weird. More aliens. Elvis. Ohana means family. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Starei (@stareiskies) September 6, 2014

@echidnabot #explainafilmplotbadly Is that a haiku?

— Squeamy Ellis (@Loffz) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly cowboys unholstering their pistols for each other on a mountain

— Stu Pidass (@nelly2112) September 6, 2014

A lot of people get murdered over some pelicans. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lauren (@stuckinspincycl) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A disgruntled bride kills her coworkers after they ruin her wedding day.

— forest hag adventurejenn.bsky.social (@jiggatravels) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A young Scottish man cusses an awful lot and hallucinates a bit

— Anosognosiogenesis (@pookleblinky) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A group of kids try to have fun on the internet but an evil skateboarder tries to make them sink a boat.

— Emily The Deceiver (@EmilyEverfrost) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Lawrence Fishburne hosts an underground sex rave, while robot squids use large drills.

— Seth (@mfpseth) September 6, 2014

That Australian dude who won an Oscar and that dude with the funny lip are WAY mad at each other. And they had swords #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Embrace The Mask (@MrsLindfern) September 6, 2014

guy lies to join the army, gets a weird outdated weapon then takes a nap for decades.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Wayland Smith (@WaylandSmith1) September 6, 2014

Rich guy drinks preacher’s milkshake, kills him in a bowling alley. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brandon Finnigan (@B_M_Finnigan) September 6, 2014

So the World ended because of giant monsters & robots but the 3rd Tokyo survived and suddenly the World ended again #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ferdi F.Z. (@f_fz) September 6, 2014

This guy makes a bunch of guys fight for a thumbs up. And some guy is PISSED that he’s not entertained. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Flipped Bit Liz ️‍️ (@theliz13) September 6, 2014

@kseniaanske This one’s funny –> RT @GarageQueen: Chuck Heston goes horseback riding on the beach with a mute chick. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jonathan Menon (@JonathanMenon) September 6, 2014

Boy-being meets Girl-being under a silvery moon which then explodes for no adequately explored reason. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— sɔᴉsʎɥdpɐq (@BadPhysics) September 6, 2014

Cafe owner gets stinking drunk and insults an old girlfriend after hearing a particular song. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Froonium Ricky Manning (@froonium) September 6, 2014

Woman is labeled as wicked & ostracized from the community, when all she wanted was the shoes of her deceased sister. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shane (@sbliss89) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A couple of midgets steal a ring and take a vacation to a volcano.

— Emily The Deceiver (@EmilyEverfrost) September 6, 2014

Robert De Niro wants to know if you have had sexual intercourse with his wife. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Drag State (@thedragstate) September 6, 2014

Dude was a horrible shit because he missed his sled or something #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— nobody from nowhere (@OLAASM) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly – Zombies are hungry and you’re dinner!

— Travis Knight (@TKComedy2013) September 6, 2014

Small boat. Big fish. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jules (@juleslalaland) September 6, 2014

guy fakes limp to escape mass murder charges, lies to a cop about it.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— plant based gluten (@WhiteWheatTweet) September 6, 2014

Not sure, but I think the museum night watchman was getting high and hallucinating about exhibits coming to life. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Paul (@StinkinBadger) September 6, 2014

A man is wrongfully sent to prison, so he digs a hole out and moves to Mexico… #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jaime Lopez (@Lopeezie) September 6, 2014

Also #ExplainABadFilmPlotly RT @brx0 Directed by Michael Bay. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— M.S. Bellows, Jr. msbellows@c.im (@msbellows) September 6, 2014

These kids kill each other to eat. A girl gets sexier as it goes on and this guy has a really dumb look on his face #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Melissa Grube #nXtGt (@TruckerParadise) September 6, 2014

A baby is almost killed by a man with no nose & saves the world after an owl dies…also there’s a snake #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— theQuibbler (@the_quibbler22) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly he saw what happened during the summer and kills everyone

— Louie (@damnitLuis) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly punk rock saves the world

— Captain Ersatz: A Very Special Episode (@CaptainErsatz) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly dude gets his rug fucked up

— No.1 John Cena Fan (@LowLeeWolf) September 6, 2014

@brandg I was thinking “Guy spends 2 hours talking to himself because he cant sleep” #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dan Stasko (@dan_stasko) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Time traveling onion screws shit up

— tired (@Wholesomereader) September 6, 2014

Superman saves the world from nukes and has brick-laying vision. No, seriously. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jay Elmore (@jelmore) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly guys in space jets blow up a big black space station

— Comrade Stu aka Duck (@comrade_stu) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 300 half naked guys get killed

— The Honey Badger (@stix1972) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/ejNfNlcosm

— Misty Skylight (@boukendreamer) September 6, 2014

There are tornadoes filled with sharks. (wait, that’s actually the plot?) #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kristen (@GarageQueen) September 6, 2014

Mad Max puts on makeup & a skirt then yells about freedom.I think it’s a film about alternative lifestyle tolerance. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Al Czervik (@flbound07) September 6, 2014

Jimmy is a drunk who teaches 2 sisters &16 of their girlfriends how to get to 3rd base while their men are overseas. #Explainafilmplotbadly

— superfluous (@Superglrl) September 6, 2014

Canada is awesome and there’s a video game-like fight around every corner. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Angel Novella -RIP Bray – (@SandsShifter) September 6, 2014