#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Girl with strangely awesome home and sweet ride to private school is surprised to learn her heritage. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Grimalkin, RN (@grimalkinrn) September 6, 2014

Everyone on this famous train is a murder suspect — and every one of them is guilty of committing fashion faux pas. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— @SoxOnTheBrain (Same on all platforms) ️ ️ (@SoxOnTheBrain) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly So there are these expert ninjas, and they don’t walk real slow or anything, but they are turtles…

— JVGS Jeff-o’-Lantern (@jvgsjeff) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A blocky idiot somehow establishes peace with the evil mind controller

— tired (@Wholesomereader) September 6, 2014

It’s a western and there’s a bit of a wild woman in it called Jane and everywhere she goes calamity ensues. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stonermc (@stonermc) September 6, 2014

Dude tucks his manhood between his legs & claims he loves himself, but deep down he really only loves size 14 girls. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeff Goldsmith (@yogoldsmith) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A half vampire refuses to open his eyes and also fights HHH

— Louis C Dacus (@fuckinalpamare) September 6, 2014

Basketball team TOTALLY OK with ball hog werewolf scoring a lot #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— YoPaulie.bsky.social – X-Twit (@YoPaulieNJ) September 6, 2014

Loyal assistant to university professor is made to believe God speaks to him and nearly killed by popcorn #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eric Goldman (@TheEricGoldman) September 6, 2014

Fish loves sailor asks octopus 4 legs saves day sans voice crab exclaims U GUNA KISS THE GRL Flounder everywhere sad #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Starei (@stareiskies) September 6, 2014

Brad Pitt #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jason McDermott (@BioDataGanache) September 6, 2014

There’s an Italian family and a horse that sleeps in a human bed. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ryan Cormier (@ryancorm) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly “The boy in the striped pajamas”…
I’m a terrible person XD pic.twitter.com/tjLURooeLA

— Aaron Hood (@xHoodyx) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Leonardo gets team of people 2 go 2 sleep a lot. Wakes up unsure whether he’s still sleeping or not @drawandstrike

— E.L (@Mootpoint21) September 6, 2014

@yogoldsmith Hitler writes down killing people, so a dude writes down not killing people. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Blowfish Rembrandt (@BrunchWithDeath) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly one guy is dumber than the other guy. they drive a puppy to a ski lodge. hilarity ensues.

— HawkesBay (Løuche) (@HawkesBay) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly theres basketball and fairly unbelievable dunks

— U.N. Oomfie was Her? (@MeadowAtLast) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Lunatic hotelier has unhealthily fond memories of his mother.

— Dale Franks ️ (@DaleFranks) September 6, 2014

Guy makes friends with a volleyball. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Juan Carlo Rodríguez (@jaycer17) September 6, 2014

@Lowetide_ guy eats a box of chocolates while he talks to people at the bus stop #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Derek (@sonofolaf) September 6, 2014

There’s a tornado and then sharks and… oh hell, can’t be made worse…#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Wayland Smith (@WaylandSmith1) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A bunch of ragtag kids, a couple of robots, and a walking carpet try to overthrow the government.

— (@ImekaSF) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A monkey falls down

— Anosognosiogenesis (@pookleblinky) September 6, 2014

Monkeys learn how to go into space, but their computer goes crazy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dan Curtis Johnson (@dcurtisj) September 6, 2014

Aliens choose to communicate with an adult who plays with his food. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dylan Wilbanks, now at @dylanw@xoxo.zone (@dylanw) September 6, 2014

Sympathetic white male has a problem that wrecks his normal life, learns stuff, solves problem, gets girl he wants.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Wesley McCraw’s Brain (@WesleyMcCraw) September 6, 2014

Two guys build a time machine in their garage. After that, it gets kinda hard to follow. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Carpenter’s Joe O’Brien (@Joseph_OBrien) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Uma Thurman fucks shit up hardcore

— Louis C Dacus (@fuckinalpamare) September 6, 2014

Chuck Heston goes horseback riding on the beach with a mute chick. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kristen (@GarageQueen) September 6, 2014

First there’s monkeys. Then we’re in space. Then a computer goes nuts. Then there’s an LSD trip. Then there’s a baby. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Patrick Di Justo (@patrickdijusto) September 6, 2014

Alien attempting population control on world full of homicidal primates learns first hand how dangerous they are. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bat Rossi (@MatthewWRossi) September 6, 2014

A lot of expense and effort between a US archaeologist and Nazi soldiers to find an old gold covered cabinent #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steven Swenson (RC) (@Steven_Swenson) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @jamesob33 this reminds me of when you texted me that shit ab finding nemo

— katie (@katiemariees) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly there is a man. He needs to kill. Throughout the film he kills and kills. At the end they dont give a medal to Chewie

— Avon Barksdale Earnhardt (@2house2fly) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly It wasn’t The Janitor’s fault people didn’t like apples. It took a shrink—a fellow underachiever—to understand that.

— GIFTED (@THE_REAL_GIFTED) September 6, 2014

“@cheepguava You’re all *stupid*. STUPID!! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mrs. Peel (@mrs__peel) September 6, 2014

Italian from Philly beats up a black guy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike Gallinari Will Pull Your Hair Up, But Not Out (@Weigard) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly everyone dies

— cliff (@JellyOnMyHeart) September 6, 2014

Dream in a dream in a dream in a dream. I think? #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— brian (@brianminhphan) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly a dream within a dream, then some stuff in reality then more dreams within dreams and Marion Cotillard.

— karin. (@KarinAbcarians) September 6, 2014

Sadistic, musical chocolatier torments evil kids & their parents on a tour thru factory full of illegal employees. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brian Fitzpatrick, Author & Screenwriter (@TheWritingFitz) September 6, 2014

Left wing militants blow up govt base. Doom planet of teddy bears to nuclear winter. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michael Blum (@MichaelBlum3) September 6, 2014

PEWPEW NOISES SPACE WIZARDS WITH LAZER SWORDS VS TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pokémon Kwishots Meggurach (@midgetnazgul) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly When his family abandons him, a child repeatedly commits attempted murder on two theives at Christmas time.

— El Rey de Canada, MLIS (@NutriaAtomica) September 6, 2014

It’s fucking Spongebob.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Luciferous Snark (@Snark_Hatter) September 6, 2014

Genius janitor throws away a scholarship to chase after a girl that broke up with him b/c he’s kind of a dick. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nicole G. Cloutier (@Lindygeek) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Five nights at Freddy’s but funny rather than scary.

— lǝxᴉԀ (@PixlPixel) September 6, 2014

Guy tries to stay alive by taking lots of drugs and beats up a lot of people only to fall out of a plane and die #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Christopher Peterson ️ (@ChrisPHuey) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly deadbeat parents and a psychopathic child with severe ADD left home alone

— VonBoski (@vonboski) September 6, 2014

Two hot girls make out and you see Kevin’s bacon. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Deborah Roseman (@roseperson) September 6, 2014