#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Anti-capitalist au pair veils narcotizing children using kitchen confections.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Romo (@nelsonromo) September 9, 2014

A retarded man can’t stop talking at a bus stop #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— bad punny (@Pablo_Araiza) September 9, 2014

Woman relies on her memories of George Clooney and a fire extinguisher to get her out of a panoramic jam. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Patrick Lenton (@PatrickLenton) September 9, 2014

Animal vilified for eating .. as evidenced by monosyllabic film title.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Romo (@nelsonromo) September 9, 2014

James Earl Jones attempts to save Eddie Murphy from a gold-digging fast food mogul’s daughter. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Miz Parker (@mizpahka) September 9, 2014

TT AUSTRALIA 13:45
1.#fireproof
2.#1DAlbumFOUR
3.#RoyalBaby
4.#BBAU
5.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
6.Ariana
7.Ashby
8.Melbourne
9.Big Brother

— TT Mobile AU (@TTMobile_au) September 9, 2014

An overworked mom navigates through the stresses of a big move while having to look for her sons cheap toys #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #ToyStory

— Ben Vance (@BenVance) September 9, 2014

They find nemo. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jacob Gallegos (@Jacobgallegoss) September 9, 2014

A guy dressed in black with bad asthma goes after a rag-tag group of rebels. A planet (or two) explodes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Christopher Chen (@christopherchen) September 9, 2014

Fighter loses.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Romo (@nelsonromo) September 9, 2014

Midget fighter pilot works up to nailing older instructor after homoerotic volleyball montage. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Miz Parker (@mizpahka) September 9, 2014

Woman invokes deity’s affirmation of her desire for wealth.

Man couldn’t care less.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Romo (@nelsonromo) September 9, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Tomcats: the worst thing in the history of anything. There have been plagues that were funnier then this.

— Zhane (@androszhane) September 9, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Boot camp goes horribly, Vietnam goes worse. Why am I writing about this? #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stephanie K (@Just_Market_2Me) September 9, 2014

An autistic guy really wants to go to K-Mart with Tom Cruise. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— follow @danajaybein.bsky.social (@danajaybein) September 9, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Dude disobeys his adoptive father to do what his biological father’s hologram says. Wears a big “S” on his costume.

— Joseph Ng (@zhenyee) September 9, 2014

Ray Charles get his revenge on Slave owners b4 becoming a blind superstar! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Love to Ride (@mariolinton) September 9, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly a bunch of midgets walk thousands of miles to see a mountain

— King Truck Driver (@BackUpClover) September 9, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Fat guy and skinny woman have problems with their introverted daughter, hyperactive son and Multiple personality baby

— Na’a (@NaaMurad) September 9, 2014

Top university graduate fulfills his dream by giving away everything and traveling to Alaska to die. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kristy Dziuba (@kristydziuba) September 9, 2014

Soo adorableeehttps://t.co/N0FtNygJpAhttps://t.co/KhsW5WqZjF#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/pjNWekUhZc

— Helin Cebelim (@helincebelim) September 9, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly So there’s this big Lizard, and there’s a Japan and the Lizard likes nuclear energy so he eats San Francisco

— Jared Johnson (@jaredjohnson_74) September 9, 2014

A teenage boy and an elderly scientist travel back in time to ensure that Chuck Berry happens. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Miz Parker (@mizpahka) September 9, 2014

A neighborhood bully eats too many pop tarts and hallucinates that his neighbor’s toys have their own personalities. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Treat’s Tweets (@Colin_Treat) September 9, 2014

Someone has a nightmare on Christmas Eve #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robert (@rws91) September 9, 2014

A man named Schindler finds it helpful to write to do lists #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robert (@rws91) September 9, 2014

In completely believable plot twist, a millionaire businessman manages to charm a spunky prostitute. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Miz Parker (@mizpahka) September 9, 2014

A woman believes she can talk to teapots and candles and has a relationship with a Sasquatch like creature #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robert (@rws91) September 9, 2014

June Cleaver becomes a serial killer. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Holly Shue (@Miss_LaceyBelle) September 9, 2014

A crossdresser finds a way to spend a lot of time with three children while keeping the truth from their mother #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robert (@rws91) September 9, 2014

Self help film provides no concrete information on how to teach my Dragon anything. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Justin Woolley (@Woollz) September 9, 2014

A lonely goth boy befriends neighborhood girl, gets really into landscaping. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Miz Parker (@mizpahka) September 9, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly best mates go to the pub. Also there are zombies.

— McNastyPrime.bsky.social (@McNastyPrime) September 9, 2014

Penguins walk a lot because they’re really cold. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Big Mets Fan (@bigmetsfan1) September 9, 2014

A college freshman joins an acapella group after being sexually harassed #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robert (@rws91) September 9, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly there’s a bad space rock, and some astronauts.

— McNastyPrime.bsky.social (@McNastyPrime) September 9, 2014

Possessed dolls stalk child despite him trying to move away. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Justin Woolley (@Woollz) September 9, 2014

Bored game sucks in boy, then spits him out as an old man. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Holly Shue (@Miss_LaceyBelle) September 9, 2014

Neo learns he’s a Duracell battery for machines who enslave Mankind because they don’t like how we smell. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— jeff.ree.G (@JBaca59) September 9, 2014

Wooden boy comes to life and teaches us morals. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Danipour (@ADownpour) September 9, 2014

Santa Claus marries a woman who conveniently has a Christmas related name #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robert (@rws91) September 9, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @KevinSpacey Film producer gets major paper cut.

— KYE (@LAKE_MI_LOVE) September 9, 2014

A man kills Santa Claus and then becomes his replacement because he has the same initials #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robert (@rws91) September 9, 2014

Two reporters perplexed until Deep Throat came along. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jay Bennett (@jaybennett1234) September 9, 2014

The joker and Donnie Darko hook up on a mountain #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nick (@NickTweetsALot) September 9, 2014

The house across the street from 21 Jump St. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— KeviИ (@kevinbeetle) September 9, 2014

Vincent Gallo fucks his cell phone. #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/ZoSkDpBdHm

— Matt (@CornfieldRave) September 9, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Forrest Gump – “Legs, and the moving of them.” Also, “Jen-nay is a slut and suffers the consequences… Hep C.”

— dylan folkers (@DTFolkers) September 9, 2014

“@erinruberry: Classic #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/YkwCY8ojIf”

— emmy (@EmspectahDeck) September 9, 2014

Kid in NY uses a handheld cassette tape recorder for good. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Matt (@CornfieldRave) September 9, 2014