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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

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Daniel Day Lewis names his son after George Bush, steals oil, does not actually drink milkshakes. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Matt (@CornfieldRave) September 9, 2014

Dude is bored of his life, hangs out with a she-giant. Equal rights screw him over, he must save a bunch of plants. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Burd Bones (@Burdrehnar) September 9, 2014

Two men try, unsuccessfully, to retrieve a lost car #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jotham Sederstrom (@Jothamist) September 9, 2014

Revolutionary story set in France where almost everyone sounds English except for innkeeper who does sound French. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Darth Messi (@DarthMessi) September 9, 2014

Guy wants position at job and gets denied. Whole town is brainwashed. He and his bro go off to find some guys crown. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Burd Bones (@Burdrehnar) September 9, 2014

Rodent churns out great dishes in Paris restaurant, impresses French critic with impeccable English accent. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Darth Messi (@DarthMessi) September 9, 2014

Brad Pitt pees in soup. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Greg (@gascan27) September 9, 2014

A happy couple and their kid go on a once-in-a-lifetime vacation to a hotel in Colorado… And it has a maze! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jotham Sederstrom (@Jothamist) September 9, 2014

Tom Hanks gets lost, talks to a volleyball, then gets found. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Federico Hemmorage (@ChiefJustice123) September 9, 2014

High school student fakes an illness to stay home from school. Instead of stay home he leaves to find adventure. #explainafilmplotbadly

— PJ Donnelly (@Iamthewalrus_33) September 9, 2014

A young boy actually sees people who have died. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jotham Sederstrom (@Jothamist) September 9, 2014

.@RichardRubinDC @JoshuaGreen A propos of Wonka, these are my fave summaries via #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly:https://t.co/o101N08mMY

— Indira Lakshmanan (@Indira_L) September 9, 2014

A vigilante hates the guy with a painted face and scars who laughs a lot. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lauren (@LoveIsaMelody) September 9, 2014

Ragtag oil drillers team up with astronauts to detonate nuclear weapons in space. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Miz Parker (@mizpahka) September 9, 2014

@MattiHolmes a little rich blonde girl does a bunch of drugs and hallucinates for almost 2 hours. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Toni (@tonithepirate) September 9, 2014

Doctors deliver baby with the machine that goes PING! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dave McCullough (@TheGoliard) September 9, 2014

Blue-eyed Italian youth saves old man from certain death, gets his wish. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Darth Messi (@DarthMessi) September 9, 2014

Fatty and Hottie make Baby. Paul Rudd eats mushrooms. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) September 9, 2014

After much tribulation, 1950s boy gets what he wants for Christmas. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Auston Habershaw (@AustonHab) September 9, 2014

Spoiled younger son discovers he’s adopted, goes nuts, kills people and blows up a bridge. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— J Gray (@JGrayCreative) September 9, 2014

Nazi chooses poorly, has drinking problem. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/USI81U6Y9p

— Seth Shapiro (@SethShapiro) September 9, 2014

Two rival classmates become best friends & vow to help eachother get girlfriends after a beach volleyball match. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— IdiotBrigade – Entering my Goblin Era (@IdiotBrigadier) September 9, 2014

Will Ferrell does some strange profession while being really silly. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brent Blakeney (@sixsevencomedy) September 9, 2014

TT NEW ZEALAND 12:05
1.#RoyalBaby
2.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
3.#NativeAffairs
4.New Zealand
5.Warriors
6.#AskZoella
7.Hone
8.#NZLvARG
9.Samoan

— TT Mobile NZ (@TTMobile_nz) September 9, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Two wrong’uns hide in a pikey’s mobile home and take said pikey’s kids to a titty show. Vampire hilarity ensues.

— Sara Jones (@awrightdave) September 9, 2014

@VivianChiu_ Fat dinosaur kills a giant mosquito by shootin blue flamed lazer beams from its mouth #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly”lol took me a min

— Lilly (@klphoen) September 9, 2014

Angry people drive really fast in Tokyo #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cherry Pie on BlueSky (@cherry_hat) September 9, 2014

Mommy Dearest is her daughter’s sister or her sister’s mom or Hollis Mulway’s wife. Plus lots of water debate. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) September 9, 2014

People talk about funny things in a barber shop #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cherry Pie on BlueSky (@cherry_hat) September 8, 2014

Three men show how inept they are at child raising when the are forced to raise a baby #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cherry Pie on BlueSky (@cherry_hat) September 8, 2014

Grown man fights crime dressed as a rodent by night and womanizes by day. Criminals dressed as circus freaks. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aiden Angeli (@aidenangeli) September 8, 2014

Everyone in Los Angeles is a racist scumbag #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ️Ryan-Bie-Heimer + (@TheChewDefense) September 8, 2014

People dance until they’re exhausted. No horses were shot in the making of this movie. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— NewtownReviewofBooks (@NewtownBooks) September 8, 2014

A billionaire decides after his parents die he can do whatever he wants, and wears a Halloween costume every night. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Caleb Kittrell (@bckittrell) September 8, 2014

Two monks kidnap a 9 year old kid while attempting to negotiate international trade disputes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/U3XNFNGtwG

— June Bash (@JuneBash) September 8, 2014

Pretty sure it’s about Sparta #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Noy (@NoysArt) September 8, 2014

This guy tries to draft players to play at the shittiest football team in the NFL.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— In THA Burbs (@InThaBurbs) September 8, 2014

Some nerd uses math to hit on a pretty lady before breaking his leg when goofing off with a road flare. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— IdiotBrigade – Entering my Goblin Era (@IdiotBrigadier) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A big monkey invades New York City.

— Maria Arvinte (@mariaarvinte) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Various goblin creatures walk forever then fight over some jewelry.

— S.R. Bevilacqua (@S_R_Bevilacqua) September 8, 2014

Male model learns to turn left. #explainafilmplotbadly

— overtheline (@TimmyC11) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly kids travel world imprisoning animals in uninhabitable round cages forcing them 2 “cockfight”each other.@geanimation

— ️‍TuxedoMars- Father of 5 ️ (@TuxedoMarsRedux) September 8, 2014

Middle aged couple and 2 young children do drugs and play a board game #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cara McAuliffe (@CARA__bou) September 8, 2014

A young math whiz with an abusive past plagerizes his therapist’s best line and drives his crap car out of Boston. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shel Sez Hello (@TheCleve30) September 8, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly @kickassthemovie 2 – he’s not a superhero, she is. Then they both superheroes,then she’s not,then his not.then he is

— Noy (@NoysArt) September 8, 2014

Iceberg is assaulted by ship, exercises “Stand Your Ground” statute. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Seth Shapiro (@SethShapiro) September 8, 2014

Two magicians fight over the attention of David Bowie (The Prestige) #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Larry (@LongBaIILarry) September 8, 2014

A story doesn’t end #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cherry Pie on BlueSky (@cherry_hat) September 8, 2014

This movie isn’t able to be properly explained today without drawing the wrath of the politically correct. Harumph! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam Wilson / CalmPassion.org (@AdamCalmPassion) September 8, 2014

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