#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

@Fn_A_Hombre Not-yet-boyfriend proves staying power seven-times over to non-committal not-yet-girlfriend #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— May! (@quasimayday) September 8, 2014

@MathewJLyons: guy hooks up with princess – turns out to be his sister & fights bad guy = their father #explainafilmplotbadly #hollyoaksplot

— Julie (@ShesA1ThatJulie) September 8, 2014

New York detective shoots up office building while his wife negotiates a business deal with European Investors #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Slippery Seal (@slipperyseal) September 8, 2014

@quasimayday Dead French chef inspires vermin, fathers bastard, has legacy ruined #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Scallywag! (@Fn_A_Hombre) September 8, 2014

Kurt Russel wins beard growing contest in Antartica; meanwhile, Wilford Brimley loses his shit #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Horror News Radio (@HorrorNewsRadio) September 8, 2014

@Fn_A_Hombre Last robot finds another robot. And more robots. And humans. And love. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— May! (@quasimayday) September 8, 2014

A super-cool cowboy/cop turns into a pussy and fucks another guy’s ugly wife while in town taking pictures.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lousy Bastard (@LousyBastard) September 8, 2014

fish searches for angsty son instead of adopting awesome seaturtle #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— eggehan birdrak (@bayraked) September 8, 2014

Girl loses shoe at party. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Rickett (@ChrisARickett) September 8, 2014

With support of hot dimwit Low level boxer gets improbable shot at champion loses horribly #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @withtimferguson

— Sir Jason of Helton (@Hellraiserhelto) September 8, 2014

A pirate, a Spaniard, and a giant disrupt a royal wedding and kidnap the bride. Cameo by Billy Crystal! #explainafilmplotbadly

— Daniel (@DjPFire) September 8, 2014

The kid from the Dr. Pepper commercials struggles to decide which version of Blue Moon he likes best #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Horror News Radio (@HorrorNewsRadio) September 8, 2014

Justin Bartha tries to find stairs and then cries when he does. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pheebs (@encyclophoebia) September 8, 2014

Everybody dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lori-Jade (@GreyhoundVintag) September 8, 2014

‘Titanic’
White people get on a boat
White people can’t steer a boat
White people die on a boat
with a side of nudes#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— fag nights at freddys (@DicolasRamos) September 8, 2014

Robert DiNero wears a rubber boob #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cara McAuliffe (@CARA__bou) September 8, 2014

.@TobyFleischman @evanrachelwood A shark throws up people. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #AndBackwards

— Christopher Walsh (@splunge2000) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Selfish TV star decides to quit world’s most popular show, putting thousands of jobs at risk

— James Taylor (@notthatjt) September 8, 2014

When Junior brings home a new girl for family dinner, the elder patriarch struggles to hammer home his objections #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Horror News Radio (@HorrorNewsRadio) September 8, 2014

@quasimayday Space captain snitches on government for trying to make people nice #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Scallywag! (@Fn_A_Hombre) September 8, 2014

Handsome, young motel clerk cleans up after a guest makes a huge mess in the shower.#explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/IWODZIhvUH

— Michael O’Toole (@Michael_Oh2L) September 8, 2014

Woody Allen plays a neurotic Jewish guy and everyone talks way too much. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly I’m going to have to narrow it down, you say

— (@kzone8) September 8, 2014

This space chick has three boobs. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— follow @danajaybein.bsky.social (@danajaybein) September 8, 2014

A lonely newborn extraterrestrial shares hugs, dinner & a game of hide & seek w/ an android & his six human friends. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Horror News Radio (@HorrorNewsRadio) September 8, 2014

Mission is Possible 1. Mission is possible 2. Mission is Possible 3. #Explainafilmplotbadly

— D. (@Outtheboxx) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly bruce willis is really dead

— whatevatheweather (@Dauntle554eva) September 8, 2014

Guy sends best friend back in time to hook up with his mum to become his father. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jed Cullan (@JedCullan) September 8, 2014

Two transvestite musicians work a gig in Miami right after the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dumb Story Ideas (@DumbStoryIdeas) September 8, 2014

@quasimayday White guy leaves pork truck in alley, kills old chinese magician and employees for housing it #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Scallywag! (@Fn_A_Hombre) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a reality show about killers

— Jo (@jordan_eliset) September 8, 2014

He drinks the other guy’s milkshake, metaphorically speaking #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MJ (@MoJundi) September 8, 2014

The guy from Radio wants to see Tom Cruise’s money. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— follow @danajaybein.bsky.social (@danajaybein) September 8, 2014

A French priest totally wants to get freaky with a gypsy. Also, a disfigured guy. And supernatural rock monsters. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nathaniel J. Darkish (@NJDarkish) September 8, 2014

Two chuff pots fuck each others bum holes silly in a tent on top of a mountain…. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jamie Head (@jamiehead9) September 8, 2014

I think that’s a book. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— follow @danajaybein.bsky.social (@danajaybein) September 8, 2014

Spirits are forced out of their final resting places by 4 nerds with vacuums. Then they aren’t. Then they are again. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Justin AKA Wade Krueger (@WadeKrueger1) September 8, 2014

A cop pranks fellow officers with fruit in their car’s tailpipe. He finds out that not all cops will fall for this. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kyle Sampson (@KS_Kyle_Sampson) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Thick Yorkshire lad befriends bird then steals betting money for fish and chips from brother. Brother kills bird.

— ¾ (@WatchMySpace) September 8, 2014

The holocaust makes a guy write a list. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Schlussel (@DazueKey) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly About Time: guy uses the power of time travel to get bitches.

— Shasta Kytes (@CarbuncleKyubi) September 8, 2014

A few midgets & a couple of guys with beards trying to destroy a big black guy’s ring. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (@AdamFarquharson) September 8, 2014

A bunch if seagull’s fight over Tippi Hedren’s eye. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Voo Doo (@voodeaus) September 8, 2014

A guy is terrible at hockey. He murders dozens of people nowhere near the ice rink and doesn’t go to the penalty box. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— follow @danajaybein.bsky.social (@danajaybein) September 8, 2014

Two guys named Harold and Kumar smoke weed and become hungry. Title reflects this. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tom Williams (@Tommytealeaf) September 8, 2014

An alien invasion goes sour because of friendship and Reeses Pieces. No one gets butt probed. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— follow @danajaybein.bsky.social (@danajaybein) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly What’s Love Got To Do With It? Never saw it but I hear #RayRice LOVED IT!

— Earl Skakel (@EarlSkakel) September 8, 2014

Harold and Kumar:
Two lads smoke some weed, get pretty high and go searching to end their munchies! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Darwizzy Jim (@James_Richards0) September 8, 2014

Dudes getting high as a kite!#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— عمو فرهاد (@farhadnjr) September 8, 2014

Jim Varney, as Ernest, gets scared stupid. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike (@Some_Mike_Guy) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/jZInoMFqlS

— Matthew Kane (@matthewkane) September 8, 2014