#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

A guy called Edward has scissors instead of hands and falls in love with a kleptomaniac!! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Atif Mahmood Blue Tick (@if_mahmood) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly leader of the NSA lands on a planet filled with apes, bangs a hot chick that can’t talk and realises its earth

— Jason Simmons (@hypnojay) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Archaeologist stops the Nazis from giving an ark to Hitler which would have killed him & saved many people

— Saul (@OldSchoolSaul) September 8, 2014

A weird cunt is doing things, and Nicholas Cage shouts a lot #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris X Finlay (@chrisjfinlay) September 8, 2014

Eleven friends goto Las Vegas and hang out #explainafilmplotbadly

— GCDb (@GCDB) September 8, 2014

There are snakes on a plane #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Atif Mahmood Blue Tick (@if_mahmood) September 8, 2014

A guy drives a car at 88 mph and then meets his mom who falls in love with him. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Jason Smith (@Jason_C_Smith) September 8, 2014

A bunch of kids dig holes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Wilbanks (@DWIL_10) September 8, 2014

A man yells at a mannequin and fights zombies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Wilbanks (@DWIL_10) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly terminator is pregnant and is helped to give birth by his long lost brother.

— Jason Simmons (@hypnojay) September 8, 2014

Country Hick becomes a war hero and plays ping pong #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Scoop Dogg (@__DMan__) September 8, 2014

@youknowtag Thanks 4 The Followub Homie #RoyalBaby #FireprooF #iPhone6 #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #Kickoff2014 #Journalism #AtTheKnick #Attack

— Theretardedcenter (@Retardedcenter) September 8, 2014

A flight attendant and her friends talk about money #explainafilmplotbadly

— GCDb (@GCDB) September 8, 2014

A guy in a wheelchair runs a school for kids with special talents #explainafilmplotbadly

— GCDb (@GCDB) September 8, 2014

“@keenan97: #explainafilmplotbadly a rebellious boy joins the hood only to die later pic.twitter.com/JpiSPJGd0w” horrible

— L J (@litejohn8) September 8, 2014

Man pilots a boat, then another man hops on, then they go on a smaller boat, then a smaller boat finds the small boat #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nic (@_LAYER_8) September 8, 2014

A woman with a personality gives it up to marry a guy she barely knows #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #EveryDisneyPrincessEver

— Cherry Pie on BlueSky (@cherry_hat) September 8, 2014

An Italian guy works on his hair and disco dances #explainafilmplotbadly

— GCDb (@GCDB) September 8, 2014

Nature would tell you he should have brutally devoured the warthog and the meerkat, but instead they sing songs. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rick (@mruniglobe) September 8, 2014

@vonbladet Same day, same shit. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Barry Freed (@BarryFreedNYC) September 8, 2014

A woman kidnaps a large black boy and forces him to play football #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Big Pickel Express (@PaulVittitow) September 8, 2014

At the North Pole a dog turns into a monster, then people turn into the monster too #explainafilmplotbadly

— GCDb (@GCDB) September 8, 2014

People say ditto a lot. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Trevor Lamb (@thepurpleimp) September 8, 2014

Denzel is an alcoholic who’s alienated his kids, but he’s an awesome pilot when he’s drunk, so what’s the big deal? #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— BadMovieDrinkingGame (@badmoviedrink) September 8, 2014

A big fuckin boat wrecks in the middle of the ocean. No, not that one. Not the Dicaprio one. The one in the 70s. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lost in Transition (@MystryListener) September 8, 2014

A guy in a wheelchair looks out his back window #explainafilmplotbadly

— GCDb (@GCDB) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Yul Brynner is badly programmed and wears a Stetson.

— Klaus H. Petersen (@VejrnerH) September 8, 2014

A group of campers get raped while a banjo soundtrack play. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/TyiV7TU92A

— (@tadd31) September 8, 2014

Tras ingerir una pastilla roja el protagonista es expulsado de su incubadora y se llega a creer un mesías. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Manuel Gonzalez ‍ (@whalkira) September 8, 2014

A boy befriends a giant rabbit and begins to see the future. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shaun Clarity (@shaunclarity) September 8, 2014

Thoughtful son keeps mother’s memory alive. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jonathan Lyons BLM (@StupixAnimation) September 8, 2014

It’s The Lion King with humans. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— BadMovieDrinkingGame (@badmoviedrink) September 8, 2014

A guy gets framed, involved in game show, wears spandex, beats 4 bosses, gets revenge! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @NootfcknNoot @MarksmanShrimp

— Nate (@DemonTypeR) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Rival ethnic gangs played by white actors dance and snap their fingers a lot.

— SkierPete by marriage (@skier_pete) September 8, 2014

Woman floats in space #explainafilmplotbadly

— 2 cute (@ur2cute4words) September 8, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Boy scout spends an alarming amount of time around an elderly gentleman in his house. Also meets a talking dog.

— Matt. (@Matt_SW) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Interstellar alien w/ stretchy neck suffers consequences of being in advanced society that doesn’t carry comm link.

— Steve Daugherty (@stepd0c) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 300 men go to battle against an army of over one million and lose

— Willy Beenlyside (@WilliamJoKe) September 8, 2014

Government workers disillusioned by the American dream go on a rampage destroying government property. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lafði Sæborg Ninja (@saeborgninja) September 8, 2014

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Genius w/ infinite resources puts ears on a mask & personally engages criminals 1 on 1 while ignoring suburban crime

— Steve Daugherty (@stepd0c) September 8, 2014

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A robot sabotages its own mission to kill a key woman of history by time traveling to the same week her rescuer chose

— Steve Daugherty (@stepd0c) September 8, 2014

A group of fellas take a scenic trip up the river to reunite with a long lost friends – Apocalypse Now #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Abigail Cusick (@cusick) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Magic-wigged girl kidnapped kills people. @corajane6

— Luke Moody (@mukeloody) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Jack Sparrow, The Wolfman, Spiderman, Mini Me & Princess Fiona have wholesome family fun in an American City.

— advantardeodus (@advantardeodus) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly *TopGun* some planes in the sky. powerful musi. Plus a man and a woman. fin

— TwentyTwentyThree T (@Krustylicious) September 8, 2014

Heath Ledger gets the girl by riding a horse while carrying a stick…oh! My bad! Lance. Duh!! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brook (Reimagined Version) (@_dreamweaver_94) September 8, 2014

Tried explaining the film HER to friends, best I could do was; it’s about this chap who falls in love with an iPhone #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matthew Darcy (@matthewjdarcy) September 8, 2014

A boy from a slum wins loads of money but is confused for a dog #explainafilmplotbadly

— Joy Division Oven Gloves (@ScouseShels) September 8, 2014

A teenager befriends a wacky scientist and goes back in time where his mother tries to bang him. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Voo Doo (@voodeaus) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly ALS Challenge goes horribly wrong #Carrie

— Louise ️ (@LouiseLacy) September 8, 2014