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Tom Cruise & Val Kilmer begin a homosexual relationship after excessive flirting through the medium of fighter jets. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Dean Burnett (@Garwboy@ohai.social) (@garwboy) September 6, 2014
French lady with short hair delightfully makes everything you’ve ever done seem artless and unoriginal by comparison #explainafilmplotbadly
— Serena Markstrom (@MarkstromSerena) September 6, 2014
The guy from LA wears mom jeans & does John Wayne impressions for an hour while Chinese mythology unfolds around him #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Allie (@reiley) September 6, 2014
Adolf Hitler doesn’t enjoy his night at the movies. Americans practice speaking Italian. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Chemmy (@felixpotvin) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Bush does 9-11
— crisp mattman (@cushbomb) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly wooden boy officially becomes a man by lying and getting a erection.
— Nien Nunb (@Nien_Nunb) September 6, 2014
People take people Liam Neeson knows. He takes them back. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Amy Schloerb (@AmySchloerb) September 6, 2014
There’s this happening, nothing really happens, but it kills some people, but really, nothing happens #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Kacey (@KaceyecaK) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly His parents got killed so he wears a cape and puts a clown in jail.
— Sean (@seandunn76) September 6, 2014
A wealthy park owner’s skimping on one employee’s salary kills several, ruins attraction. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Bitter Script Reader (@BittrScrptReadr) September 6, 2014
An old lady and her monkeys try to steal a little girl’s shoes. Plus midgets. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Kerry (@echidnabot) September 6, 2014
Steve Martin tries to protect cans, invents something and then becomes homeless @WeepingCheeto #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— LoveKraft Mac n Cheese (@TheRealMattL) September 6, 2014
Slacker skips school, high jinks ensue, and his parents never find out. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— TROUSER SNAKE PLISSKEN (@WeepingCheeto) September 6, 2014
This mobster family is really cool in 2 of 3 movies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Kacey (@KaceyecaK) September 6, 2014
Travolta hangs with buttholes but says “Fuck em'” after dancing very disco cool. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Fox Band (@efoxband) September 6, 2014
The Ghost of John McClane gets a psychiatric degree and haunts a 10-year-old ghost whisperer. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Formerly notable Adam Mordecai. (@advodude) November 2, 2014
A monster captures a girl. She’s like, wash your hair. Then they dance and she’s like, you’re kind of hot actually. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Max Fox (@themaxfox) September 15, 2014
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Pretty prostitute snaffles billionaire despite bitching by George Costanza.— Tim Ferguson (@RealTimFerguson) September 8, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly John Travolta takes a shit.
— matt (@shadygrenade) September 8, 2014
melissa mccarthy burps and farts for 2 hours. idk which specific movie I’m thinking of either #explainafilmplotbadly
— dan (@dnlldlc) September 8, 2014
War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Alastair Craig (@HappyBob) September 8, 2014
3 freed animals suffering from Stockholm syndrome fight death to return to their captors #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/WMxteLMzUJ
— Kate (@k8writer) September 8, 2014
People try not to get eaten by a shark while trying to kill it #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— jaymie (@simmoslxter) September 7, 2014
#FoxNews: “Best Civil War documentary EVER!”#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly#p2 pic.twitter.com/fmza8ZYUr0
— Eric Wolfson (@EricWolfson) September 7, 2014
A group of dudes in shitty suits steal some diamonds and then kill each other. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Eric Vale (@ericvale) September 7, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Seeking fame and fortune, someone tries to buy twitter followers! And gets caught!!!!!
— John-a-thon Schaech (@JohnSchaech) September 7, 2014
#explainafilmplotbadly a nun takes on the nazis using the sound of music
— barry cleveland (@bazcleve) September 7, 2014
poor white boy saves rich white girl’s life, then drowns #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Naomi Fry (@frynaomifry) September 7, 2014
Boy befriends mad scientist. Travels back in time to make out with his own mom. Invents rock and roll. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Wonder Monkey (@WonderMonkey78) September 7, 2014
Tells people not to tell secret.
Someone dies.
Tells people off for telling secret.
Is 2 people. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly— KungFuChop (@SkullfuckT) September 7, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly An emotionally unstable telekenetic child joins a cult and grows up to become a bionic mass-murderer.
— Mace Windu (@MaceWindu_) September 7, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Long story short, the mission turns out to be possible
— Jullianne Delgado (@JullianneNYC) September 7, 2014
A love struck man explain to his beau that if she were to become a bird, he would also become a bird with her. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Justin Fulkerson (@JustinFulkerson) September 7, 2014
Woman is pretty; prostitute.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Emily Andras (@emtothea) September 7, 2014
Anthony Hopkins is too good a butler.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Emily Andras (@emtothea) September 7, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Two guys put on a musical about Hitler.
— Mark (@franklinshepard) September 7, 2014
No one wants to marry Katherine Heigl.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Mike White (@themikewhite) September 7, 2014
German terrorists go to a Christmas party, but don’t get into the Christmas spirit. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Greg Foldes (@gregwf) September 7, 2014
Twelve guys rob a Las Vegas casino. Wait, hold on, I miscounted. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Matt Singer (@mattsinger) September 7, 2014
Guy gets followed (like twitter), fixes stuff (magic) gets murdered but comes back to life. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Oh, and his dad is God.
— Craig Wilson (@lilbitcheeky) September 7, 2014
Patrick Swayze can build a giant, clay dick, but can’t say “I love you.” #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— B Haynes (@barbhaynes) September 7, 2014
Dude gets to go fishing with Brad Pitt!#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Tyler Morrison (@tylermorrison1) September 7, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly “I dress up like a Power Rangers reject villain and then die.”
— The Green Goblin. (@GreaterGoblin) September 6, 2014
A band goes to Europe, reads bad reviews to each other and pisses in the ears of its fans. And a whip. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Luke Sacks (@LSaxilla) September 6, 2014
Band of NIMBYs thwart a critical infrastructure project,
Eschew modern technology.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/EpzYlbPZw2— Adam Goldstein (@A_H_Goldstein) September 6, 2014
This big fucking shark eats a load of people.
— kieron (@gibbet) September 6, 2014
a two hour meditation on the digital dualism debate. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly cc @nathanjurgenson pic.twitter.com/57qhfZkfTb
— csz (@cszabla) September 6, 2014
The widow of the hero from Jaws discovers that a tenacious shark has followed her from New York to the Bahamas. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Philly M. Nerd (@PhillyMovieNerd) September 6, 2014
An android detective betrays his own kind. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Philly M. Nerd (@PhillyMovieNerd) September 6, 2014
A guy breaks out of prison with Rita Hayworth, only she’s not real, she’s a poster. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly.
— Katherine Fugate (@katherinefugate) September 6, 2014
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