#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Non-singing Elvis impersonator and guy everyone pretends isn’t Scottish save NYC from string of pearls dipped in snot #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nick (@Kerlarsenickoff) September 8, 2014

Astronaut arrives at a planet where everyone has gone ape. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @tcm

— Laura, ae, fem. (she/her) (@Ciocia) September 8, 2014

Sean Bean dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nate Drehmer (@TheNate108) September 8, 2014

A douche with daddy problems builds a metal suit and barely even contributes to saving the day four times #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— will (@Willhasatwit) September 8, 2014

three body builders con everybody including themselves. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Evil Sales Associate (@EvilSalesAss) September 8, 2014

sam jackson says “i’m getting tired of these motherfuckin’ snakes on this motherfuckin’ plane!”…then credits. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Complete Sentences (@TyandRockyK) September 8, 2014

A drunk little league baseball manager gets a group of less talented kids to play like a team #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jorge (@bronxfanatic) September 8, 2014

a kids uncle who likes football lives with them after his grandma gets hurt by having a better life than he does #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— emmy (@ejsmeadow) September 8, 2014

Some douche bag takes all of his dead parents’ money and spends it on things he uses once #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— will (@Willhasatwit) September 8, 2014

Man stitches 3 people ass-to-mouth to make new species. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jon Sosis (@SayItAintSosis) September 8, 2014

Reckless university lecturer travels around the world stealing valuable artefacts and doesn’t like Germans #explainafilmplotbadly

— Kealan O’Horan (@tendersailorman) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The Nazis try to steal a cup.

— GUMMY (@DAREALGUMMY) September 8, 2014

People invade other people’s dreams. Death isn’t real. Is life nothing but a dream? #cliffhanger #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Wedding (@Krish_Wedds) September 8, 2014

Jamie Foxx gets called a ‘nigger’ every 20 seconds #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cory Trotter (@Cory_trottbot) September 8, 2014

@RetroInactive haha ok. An old fart becomes jaded & teams up with an equally jaded dragon while they fight people #ExplainAMoviePlotBadly

— Phil Mullins (@Rekka_kun) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Man finds artefact, puts it on face, gets yellow suit hilarity ensues.

— Steve Heffernan (@SteveHef) September 8, 2014

Jenny is pretty much the worst person ever #ForrestGump #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— AngerMGMT Podcast (@angerpod) September 8, 2014

A kid finds a pair of shoes and destroys all laws of physics #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #LikeMike

— Avant Gardener (@TinaFeyFanAcct) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly guy sells loads of coke be comes millionaire and gets shot.

— baz (@bazcooper1) September 8, 2014

A grown man dresses up in black tights and fights a clown. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Phil Vamos (@PhilVamos) September 8, 2014

Cars, Vin Deisel, Ludacris, and that guy nobody knew until he died #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— will (@Willhasatwit) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly American commander kills Germans; insults Russians. Ike and Brad get 5 stars.

— Henri LeGrand (@TheBigHenry) September 8, 2014

Julia Roberts is diabetic, gets married, has a baby then dies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Scorpio_DivaNov3rd️ (@beccajoi1103) September 8, 2014

Sandra Bullock is floating through space and doesn’t know what the fuck to do #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cory Trotter (@Cory_trottbot) September 8, 2014

Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal are gay cowboys #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— will (@Willhasatwit) September 8, 2014

Fat guy puts on small coat, likes chicken wings, while tiny man insults him #explainafilmplotbadly

— Dan (@DanWthoutAPlan) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly two mice a seagull and a plane save a slave girl from alligators

— alKIMist (@Moor_Alkimmy) September 8, 2014

Homeless guy commits ID fraud, dates princess, tells her his friend has magic powers, gets king’s adviser imprisoned #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— naked and afraid (of snails) (@OurLadyofAntifa) September 8, 2014

A man goes for a jog.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eddie Nunn (@AEdwardNunn) September 8, 2014

Nicolas Cage steals the Declaration of Independence and… Well that’s about it that’s all it was about #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— will (@Willhasatwit) September 8, 2014

An alcoholic and a prostitute hook up, and then he drinks champagne off her boobs before he dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Phil Vamos (@PhilVamos) September 8, 2014

A girl kills a woman as soon as she meets her and then fights the woman’s sister over shoes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Haley (@Dontstalkhaley) September 8, 2014

Straight men fight over jewelry #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Haley (@Dontstalkhaley) September 8, 2014

Teens help an aggressive hockey goalie overcome the loss of his mother. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Yves Saint LowRent (@emilybalcerak) September 8, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly A retarded boy runs through Alabama and Vietnam because his hippy bestfriend/wife told him to.

— Mr Steal Your Cheesecake (@OBLIVI8OR94) September 8, 2014

Even more epic battle, small guys destroy a ring on a volcano, everyone wants to make more epic films, games and toys #explainafilmplotbadly

— Highlander =)= (@firak) September 8, 2014

Meg Ryan. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Yves Saint LowRent (@emilybalcerak) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Prehistoric mammals try to escape the inevitable for 81 minutes.

— Donelle Lacy (@DonelleLacy) September 8, 2014

If your car breaks down you’re probably going to lose your virginity to a tranny. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Grantaire (@heres_t0_me) September 8, 2014

Colorado teen paramilitaries attack undocumented Russian and Central American immigrants. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brendan M. Kenny (@KennyBrendan) September 8, 2014

Richard Gere hires hooker, Julia Roberts avoids Jason Alexander molestation…happy ending #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— AngerMGMT Podcast (@angerpod) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 1 man tries to make new friends, so invites them to his house and lies on the floor sleeping whilst giving them toys

— Illud Est Quod Est (@M_Ish_Tery) September 8, 2014

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— Trendoa Australia (@trendoaAU) September 8, 2014

A fellowship tries to destroy the ring made by an evil fiery eyeball dude but the story is too long for just one film #explainafilmplotbadly

— Highlander =)= (@firak) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Prompted by a vision, a farmer sacrifices part of his crop to the gods of baseball, who show up …to play baseball.

— Peter Talbot (@Pete_Talbot) September 8, 2014

Jack Nicholson finds out he’s the one who can’t handle the truth. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cheryl (@HoldingOn2Stars) September 8, 2014

Shrink goes to space, kills dead wife a bunch of times, then hangs out in a cabin #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— e mcnamara (@EimhinMcNamara) September 8, 2014

A guy with a huge penis decides he wants to be a porn star. He does Bruce Lee moves in the mirror #explainafilmplotbadly

— Steve (@thesposhow) September 8, 2014

Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bearika with a K (@imaginaryerika) September 8, 2014