#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

@AH_99 The stairs fall out of a house and Tom Hanks does a lot of prat falls. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lin-Lin (@LinLinAndPedro) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a free black man is abducted & sold into slavery & every minute we watch feels like 12 years. pic.twitter.com/VHmKwnWrOY

— Powerful (@IgnitingThought) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Grandma, instead of saving the story, couldn’t you have saved me the diamond thrown overboard?

— Dana French (@DanaBFrench) September 8, 2014

Teenager has inappropriate friendship with creepy adult, plays with dangerous science and fights off his horny mom #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shannon Whaley (@ShannonWhaley9) September 8, 2014

Psychotic widower gets new cop partner and together they ruin profitable business venture run by Vietnam vets. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— S. Jackson (@sjackson1997) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Young orphaned boy overcomes fear of bats, inherits billion dollar business & retires to Florence. #NolanBatman

— Chatting Bubbles (@VeeBeeZofia) September 8, 2014

There’s a war, a radio, and Robin Williams #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Erin Quill (she/her) (@Equill) September 8, 2014

A disabled clownfish is ‘saved’ from a fishtank by his overly protective father and a nutcase he picked up. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrew (@AndrewRacklyeft) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Bruce Willis wears a dirty vest in the future

— @ah_99@mastodonapp.uk (@AH_99) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly guy with a bug bite decides to bungee jump around new york wearing spandex

— Johanna (@sillystrauss) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 7 people sleep during a flight.

— Mr. Dude_o_o (@MrDude_o_o) September 8, 2014

A pair of fallen angels with Boston accents sort out their daddy issues with an AWOL gender-confused God. #Dogma #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— A.N.T. Farm Quotes (@ANTFarmQ) September 8, 2014

The most important doubles volleyball game ever played, bookended by jets #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— matt corluka (@justCorluka) September 8, 2014

Narcissistic parents forget kid at home and don’t realize until they are an ocean away and in another country #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shannon Whaley (@ShannonWhaley9) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Bruce Willis wears a dirty vest in an office block

— @ah_99@mastodonapp.uk (@AH_99) September 8, 2014

Getting such a kick out of #explainafilmplotbadly Creative juices flowing. May need to write one myself. #Liveyourpassion @WhatsYourAvocad

— What’s Your Avocado (@WhatsYourAvocad) September 8, 2014

@TheAmazingLaser A computer game haunts a lab so Scoob and the gang go in to stop it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— quinn (@CjMcWillams) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Assholes drive ugly cars fast & earn points for hitting innocent dickheads. “I think you’re just a big baked potato.”

— David Sternberg (@sternberg_david) September 8, 2014

Kid breaks his arm and becomes a pitcher for the Cubs and best friends with Gary Busey. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/iJSCyM1UcX

— Steve Podsedly (@StevePodsedly) September 8, 2014

Elizabeth Perkins fucks a over matured 12 year old #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #big #TomHanks

— Lin Duff (@LinDuffMusic) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly if you’re hot, shave your head

— Jackson Dahl (@jacksondahl) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly He uses oil money to buy a bowling alley.

— Callum Oakaby Wright (@callumowright) September 8, 2014

Some kid trips on acid and thinks he is a wizard with his ginger mate #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Colin C (@RealDealColin) September 8, 2014

Man makes suit of metal, uses a misnomer, angers his pretty assistant, punches the guy who runs his corporation. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nathaniel J. Darkish (@NJDarkish) September 8, 2014

The guy wanted to boxing. And then he did. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Tyler Nerden (@TwilightTony) September 8, 2014

Mute lady trades sex for piano time in film of female sexual liberation or guy’s rent-a-center tactics to get some. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Marian (@MarianRosin) September 8, 2014

It seemed like maybe there was a spoon, but it turned out maybe there wasn’t #explainafilmplotbadly

— Tyler Nerden (@TwilightTony) September 8, 2014

An alien gets drunk with a boy and then is chased after by the authorities. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam Swimmer (@swimstein) September 8, 2014

There’s like a world, and computers. He’s the one. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gavin Jay (@Gavin__Jay) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a vampire falls in love with a girl who doesn’t smile and her best friend who’s a werewolf loves her daughter

— space cowboy (@midnightifelix) September 8, 2014

Kid with an earsplitting voice has one hell of a fever dream. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gobbletrish (@Babbletrish) September 8, 2014

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5.#60mins
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— TT Mobile AU (@TTMobile_au) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly strangely ripped scientist has baby with his short bald colleague

— AndyD (@AndyDcsi) September 8, 2014

Howard Keel sings better than everyone, in breathtaking cinamascope & stereophonic sound, also…racism #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #Showboat

— Erin Quill (she/her) (@Equill) September 8, 2014

A girl begins menstruating in her high school gym locker room. There’s blood. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Claudia Copquin (@ClaudiaCopquin) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Forrest Gump: Southern man overcomes horrible girlfriend, other obstacles in pursuit of happiness

— Thomas Walker (@thomaswalker42) September 8, 2014

Girls argue about the usage of the color pink during the middle of the week #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aidan is relaxing at the flower sun and rain (@NotchTheB) September 8, 2014

Rags to riches story about a man who invents a circle, twice, all for the kids. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/QjqVomacWG

— David Applegate (@madapple1) September 8, 2014

There’s toys, they talk #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Speier (sans blue checkmark) (@Waxmbordz) September 8, 2014

Danny Devito has an overbearingly muscular twin. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Billy Latta (@lattabilly) September 8, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly The hero is pretty good at sports, running, ping pong, fishing, but he also likes to eat chocolate on a bench

— Elise Ondet (@EliseOndet) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly helen mirren patronises indian people but everyones heart melts nicely.

— A. Guy (@lordgallop) September 8, 2014

Cary Grant is invited up by Mae West #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Smogzilla (@Smogzilla) September 8, 2014

Brilliant but crazy professor needs time management help from skateboarding punk whose family situation is in flux. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam Wilson / CalmPassion.org (@AdamCalmPassion) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tom Hanks might be minted, but he doesn’t know anything about buying real estate

— @ah_99@mastodonapp.uk (@AH_99) September 8, 2014

A young man leaves his duties as a farmer in his planet which leads to the death of his aunt and uncle. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Felipe Torres Medina (@felipetmedinaa) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly five attractive strangers get forced to live together and perform for large crowds but now love their lives

— k a i t e (@kaitemate) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A lonely, idealistic robot finds love and teaches flabby humans ecology.

— Donelle Lacy (@DonelleLacy) September 8, 2014