#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

selfish suicidal woman visits prison. shags Charles Dance. causes extinction of entire species #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/nXq4j76Kms

— Ben (@bear_kp) September 6, 2014

….and then this one nigga chops off this other nigga’s hand and then he was like “Yo, lil nigga! I’m your Pops.” #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Alexander (@JamesAlexander1) September 6, 2014

“@RealKareemAli teen gets bit by a radioactive spider &wears tights so no one knows he’s suffering from side effects #explainafilmplotbadly

— inggita. (@inggita) September 6, 2014

Sylvester Stallone beats up this one guy until the Cold War ends. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Norm Wilner (@normwilner) September 6, 2014

RT @MarkMeredith: Woman tells man she’ll never let go, lies. #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/KYcvoezOnJ

— Jonathan Blake (@jblakemn) September 6, 2014

A negligent mother abandons her son at Christmas only to be reunited with him after he attempts to murder two men. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ryan Nelson (@RyanJohnNelson) September 6, 2014

Child molester is killed and his spirit returns to kill sleeping teens—but he definitely doesn’t molest kids anymore. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Nick Buy My Book Mamatas ‍️ (@NMamatas) September 6, 2014

Everything goes pretty well until a woman shows up #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/VWBlJCp0tX

— Alisha-Caitlin (@alishacaitlin) September 7, 2014

Kurt Douglas’s Son plays a Wall Street Guy who looks quaint by today’s standards #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— #RandyResistING Authoritarianism (@RandyResist) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly kids kill each other

— alex (@Ietitdie) September 7, 2014

Two British children get stuck w/ a nanny that uses witchcraft & brings her boyfriend around #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/fcQ8hNiYnh

— Christina Seuser (@Keroppi20) September 6, 2014

She’s also an ogre. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David F.M. Vaughn (@DavidFMVaughn) September 6, 2014

Boy lives under staircase, moves to castle, sits on brush, fights a snake. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Comhaltas na Mac Léinn, Ollscoil na Gaillimhe (@UniOfGalwaySU) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly A teenager drives a Delorean into the past and discovers it only goes in reverse.

— Jim G (@AxialEquatorial) September 6, 2014

Parents send son away from imploding planet. He grows up wearing blue tights and a red cape. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Amir Mizroch (@Amirmizroch) September 6, 2014

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— Tokyo Sexwhale (@tokyosexwhale) September 6, 2014

Judy Garland slips into coma, dreams of anarchy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Norm Wilner (@normwilner) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Snow White. A load of dwarves with personality problems watch as a prince makes out with a corpse.

— OhItsChris (@oh_its_chris) September 6, 2014

Leather clad Australian with a knife visits New York. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Craig Norenbergs (@CraigNorenbergs) September 6, 2014

Yeah yeah #explainafilmplotbadly might be trending but #writeafilmplotbadly seems to be all the cunce in Hollywood can do these days

— disgraced wellness blogger (@DrYobbo) September 6, 2014

An adult and a boy blame each other for their facial disfigurements and fight about it at the end of the eighth film. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mathias Verraes (@mathiasverraes) September 6, 2014

@CraigSpivey A punk is forced to assess his luck at gunpoint #explainafilmplotbadly

— Craig Spivey (@CraigSpivey) September 6, 2014

A bunch of wierdos have to throw jewellery in a mountain. It takes 13 hours for them to get there. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Andrew Carfrae (@AndrewBCarfrae) September 6, 2014

College professor misses most of the semester stealing relics & killing Nazis #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jim Vejvoda (@JimVejvoda) September 6, 2014

Possessed playthings struggle to cope with their abandonment issues. #Explainafilmplotbadly

— Dean Burnett (@Garwboy@ohai.social) (@garwboy) September 6, 2014

Bewildered Seattle cop tries to understand the love life of his teenage daughter. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/t03LsEslxc

— viceanglais.bsky.social (@viceanglais) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A murderer infused w snake DNA’s failure at infanticide leads to his own death at the hands of a revenge crazed teen.

— Lou Brutus (@LouBrutus) September 7, 2014

Titanic: Nature nominates everyone aboard to take the ice bucket challenge. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Grant Whitson (@OMFGrant) September 7, 2014

Young Bruce Willis murders regular Bruce Willis. #explainafilmplotbadly

— (@firstnameBob) September 7, 2014

SONY takes a massive s*** on Spider-Man’s legacy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeff Rothman ️ (@amazingjr87) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Five guys and a chick save New York and eat Shwarma afterwards

— Jeff Rothman ️ (@amazingjr87) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Ambassador killed by Al Qaeda. Administration blames video to preserve reelection narrative.

Oh wait, that was real.

— Area Man (@lheal) September 6, 2014

A Farm boy runs away, makes out with his sister, tries to kill his father, & gets an award. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/MKlwPeFJOW

— Sir Jadeja fan (@SirJadeja) September 6, 2014

A bunch of Italians do some stuff while Robert De Niro smokes cigarettes and complains about being half Irish. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Right Hand Arm, Man (@RightHandArmMuh) September 6, 2014

Inept bank robbers turn policeman into Van Gogh before getting themselves killed…. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/pa5vcxs3pE

— Carl Bovis (@CarlBovis_AFC) September 6, 2014

Millionaire’s son witnesses murder of parents and decides to dress up like a winged rodent so he can fight a clown #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— stu perrins (@stuperrins) September 6, 2014

A bunch of guys at the North Pole fight a giant carrot. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kerry (@echidnabot) September 6, 2014

When the power goes out residents quickly run out of food at the local buffet. #ExplainAFIlmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/I9IZWzUJiN

— Brock Roberts (@letsread) September 6, 2014

Guy dresses as bat to save city from a clown. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— DCF (@DrunkCuseFan) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Cultural thief ensures proof of God and the metaphysical ends up in a warehouse

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) September 6, 2014

English Woman & American guy steal egyptian artifacts, all hell breaks loose & @TheRock turns into a scorpion #explainafilmplotbadly

— Mainly on the Insta @theDigitalMaori (@TheDigitalMaori) September 6, 2014

A girl is abused by her stepmother and stepsisters and marries the first guy she meets just to escape #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) September 6, 2014

Archeology professor does field trips during semester. Doesn’t publish his findings #explainafilmplotbadly #explainafilmplotlikeanacademic

— Craken MacCraic (@Craken_MacCraic) September 6, 2014

Deep sea divers search shipwreck for valuable necklace. Old woman had the necklace all along and then throws it away. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kirk Sutherland (@_KirkSutherland) September 6, 2014

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— joe heenan (@joeheenan) September 6, 2014

Kevin Costner returns home to 12th century Nottingham from the crusades having invented the American accent.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dan Thomas (@ItsDanThomas) September 6, 2014

Hahahaha RT @Galaxy_19: @AngryBlackLady I’ll cede the mic and let Malcolm Tucker #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly https://t.co/BKkxPm3rKI

— Imani Gandy (Orca’s Version) ️ (@AngryBlackLady) September 6, 2014

Sad unemployed men in Sheffield lose all their clothes and end up naked #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) September 6, 2014

A prank war goes horribly awry. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/WVHO0yuNYp

— Rachel (exhausted) (@arocknrolldream) November 16, 2014

Sandra Bullock floats round space for 2 hours #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— jaymie (@simmoslxter) September 7, 2014