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Joss Whedon has houseguests who only speak Elizabethan English #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— @kathapollitt@mastodon.social (@KathaPollitt) September 6, 2014
Failed magician convinces Kansas tornado survivor to commit murder #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Patrick Tucker (@DefTechPat) September 6, 2014
Innocent iceberg rammed by ship, ending a boring rich vs poor romance. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Geek Gurl (@sexygeekgurlz) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly An Australian paints his face blue and white, then shows his arse to a load of English dudes.
— Jon S. Baird (@jonsbaird) September 6, 2014
Young man moves from Belfast to Dublin, occupies the local post office #1916Movie #Ireland #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/pzNrtHEB0m
— The Rising 1916Movie (@1916movie) September 6, 2014
A cowboy loses the nerve to kill his heathen niece. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Thomas Schnauz (@TomSchnauz) September 6, 2014
Chicago teen leads parents to believe he won’t cut school, crash St. Paddy’s parade or destroy Ferrari. Lies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Judge Don Willett (@JusticeWillett) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Widowed man teams up with mentally deranged woman to find his out of control runaway son pic.twitter.com/tqA9mnSCcy
— Harry Osborn (@Mrvl_DyingHeir) September 6, 2014
Large chunk of ice murders 1,500 people.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— The Intolerant Left Upside Yo Head (@WeedyMcSmokey) September 6, 2014
guy chooses his baby over basketball, ends up having to friendzone said baby 18 years later #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/HzeOxKEjEu
— not gabriel (@gab_reee_ellle) September 6, 2014
Nun seduces a rich engaged guy and forces his children into singing group. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/VX79eoyNxc
— Sara Spector (@Miriam2626) September 6, 2014
It was all made up by the little nervous fella with the limp, or wasn’t, or was. Don’t really know.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Geraint (@geraintgriffith) September 6, 2014
Stressed out sports agent yells at people to show him more money #explainafilmplotbadly
— GCDb (@GCDB) September 6, 2014
Vampires and teenagers in abusive relationships #explainafilmplotbadly
— KD (@kevinsmom1985) September 6, 2014
This town ain’t big enough for the both of them. Bang bang. Now it is.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— one ringy dingy (@ringlingmother) September 6, 2014
Guy from Stripes has PTSD thinks he can see Ghosts. Busts them with the help of the 2nd best blues brother #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Adam (@imadamtr) September 6, 2014
#explainafilmplotbadly boy has mad fighting skills everything’s like a comic fights 7 random people to get girl who is fed up
— meg (@STARSlGNS) September 6, 2014
4 girls use a book of insults to turn their high school into a “jungle world” #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Bob Loblaw (@Matt_Powers88) September 6, 2014
“@AndyRileyish: Boy learns to dance, with no effect on pit closure. #explainafilmplotbadly”
Brilliant!
— Áine Dempsey (@AineDempsey) September 6, 2014
#explainafilmplotbadly feral man that lives with apes tries to seduce poacher’s daughter
— chris (@criwank) September 6, 2014
Girl marries beastly old guy for money #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly”
— sanamT (@sanamtaseer) September 6, 2014
Six delusionals team up to fight Loki, who is an actor, and all of space #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Jamie Smart (@jamiesmart) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
He gets AIDS and dies.Also, spoiler alert.
— That Girl (@xrandomxgirlx) September 6, 2014
A principal endures a horrifying day trying to get a truant to attend a school #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Jim Vejvoda (@JimVejvoda) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Michael Jordan plays basketball with aliens
— ЄЯІЅ ЄФ (@DONG_WIZARD) September 6, 2014
children’s bookstore owner is catfished #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— morgan matson (@morgan_m) September 6, 2014
Kid is given exotic pet with three rules. Breaks all of them almost immediately. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— The Edweirdian Age (@AstroStomp) September 6, 2014
This girl gets her period then kills everyone. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Branden (@TweetsByBranden) September 6, 2014
man gets kidnapped but he gets out because he’s tony stark i love tony stark he and steve should hug and kiss foreve #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— i stan birds 6.5 spoilers (@_ardeej) September 6, 2014
Guy drives car really fast in San Francisco and loses five hubcaps. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Chris Breen (@BodyofBreen) September 6, 2014
A pensioner tells us how she bonked a chav on a boat then let him drown rather than share a floating door #explainamovieplotbadly
— KnightHood & Decoy (@KnightHoodDecoy) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A mysterious nanny medicates children until the children vividly hallucinate entering street art
— Anosognosiogenesis (@pookleblinky) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Penises everywhere, Sigourney Weaver has to kill all the penises with fire
— Anosognosiogenesis (@pookleblinky) September 6, 2014
Failure to adhere to MPAA regulations results in a war between the United States and Canada #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Bitter Script Reader (@BittrScrptReadr) September 6, 2014
Everyone’s just trying to have a good time but that dick Patrick Swayze keeps kicking them out! What gives Swayze?!#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Tyler Morrison (@tylermorrison1) September 6, 2014
Congrats to whoever started #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly…trending @ #5
— Some_Irish_Broad (@Irish_Nurse) September 6, 2014
The Dude’s body is used by aliens to like save a deer or some shit..I dunno. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Fox Band (@efoxband) September 6, 2014
I dunno, there was some shit about Mary or something?… #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Fox Band (@efoxband) September 6, 2014
Two cowboys do butt stuff #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— TROUSER SNAKE PLISSKEN (@WeepingCheeto) September 6, 2014
So like, whoa yeah, Ted is “the One” and beats Elrond, and there’s goo and holes and shit #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Kacey (@KaceyecaK) September 6, 2014
Tom Hanks is skinny, bangs Puss In Boots, dies of AIDS. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Kells ️ (@nerdgangbang) September 6, 2014
Robin Williams prepares a janitor to enter the world of academics. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Danko Jones (@dankojones) September 10, 2014
There is much joy to be had over at #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly. See you in an hour.
— Aaron Kearney (@aaronkearneyaus) September 9, 2014
#NFLRappers is okay, but it’s no #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #HashtagWars @midnight
— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) September 9, 2014
Guy has his own hit TV show, doesn’t appreciate it, overcomes his fear of water and storms off set #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Caitlin Durante (@caitlindurante) September 8, 2014
wife dies. man decides to move house to Africa via balloons #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— b. scott (@brvndonscott) September 8, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Strange-speaking girls carts around cardboard image of her brother and…Oh, wait. That’s my book.
— Author Jessica Park (@JessicaPark24) September 8, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly things were bad but the guy made them good now
— OFFLINE (haveing sex) (@varylarge) September 8, 2014
a bloody and shoeless New York cop disrupts his wife’s Christmas party
– Diehard, 1988#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— justin (@justinslens) September 8, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a fucking dog plays sports
— kelpy (@undreamed) September 7, 2014
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