#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Guys named after crayons steal something and cuss a lot and one of them doesn’t like ears. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joe Rodriguez (@joerodcomedy) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A very large fish tries to aggressively go down on unwelcome invaders and makes a huge mess of things

— Ernell Pearson (@OceanShrine) September 7, 2014

A businessman and his assistant spend a great deal of time and effort compiling a list of employees. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jonah Balfour (@jonahbalfour) September 7, 2014

A guy eats some chocolate while waiting a long time for a bus #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #ForrestGump

— The Daily Show Couch (@TDSCouch) September 7, 2014

“@Chuck_Suffel: Man sits on a park bench eating chocolates and tells us about his life. #explainafilmplotbadly” @valeriee820

— pelinka stan acc (@josh_ancheta) September 7, 2014

A dude in a phone booth talking on the phone. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrew (@ICome_In_Peace_) September 7, 2014

Female boxing champ fulfills lifetime wish to spend life in bed sleeping #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— lucita landeros (@sailorice) September 7, 2014

Formerly homicidal cowboy, delusional space adventurer try to escape from new roles in life #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— mike harding (@mikeybumchin) September 7, 2014

A mans family gets murdered, he gets enslaved as gladiator and dies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Derek Johnson (@DereBear89) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Kevin from Home Alone killed by stinging insects. pic.twitter.com/gEPBEey7es

— Grab The Paw (@GrabThePaw) September 7, 2014

Ben Affleck falls for a lesbian #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Amber (@amber_wallace75) September 7, 2014

Qui gon Jinn saves a bunch of Jews , if only he could save more #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joe Rogan’s Left Nut (@modernmadman) September 7, 2014

Johnny Depp becomes a computer. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Justin Shepherd (@shepherdish) September 7, 2014

After a plane crash, Tom Hanks experiences extreme anthropomorphism #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Marian (@MarianRosin) September 7, 2014

Two friends go to their bosses house for a couple of days & dress up his corpse.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jordan Millar (Taylor’s Version) (@jordanmillar) September 7, 2014

Bumbling exterminators cause chaos in an upscale Central Park condo#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/t68hHMBkLv

— Jason McDermott (@BioDataGanache) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly – Tom Cruise is top navy pilot who loses confidence & can’t fly anymore. Woman restores his faith in flying.

— SJ Spode (@SJSpode) September 7, 2014

Zombie variations : Zombies in a Mall, Zombies at Pub, Zombies at funfair, Pirate Zombies (ish) after Mr Depp etc #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dawn Witt (@wittydawnuk) September 7, 2014

2 dogs and a cat “do stuff” while they “hang out” and “find their family” #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nick Rasty (@RickxBroxChill) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly There was a ring, some baddies and a journey … Oh and a Beatles soundtrack

— Simon Benson (@BluesFan7071) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly “Some dude kisses his sister and his dad cuts his hand off with a stationary laser.”

— Dan R (@onemilliondans) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly [copies and pastes the “snowpiercer” screenplay in its entirety]

— ACCELERATRIX (@AJEichler) September 7, 2014

Girl goes to Dallas. Does it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bob O’Duke (@JaccEmu1) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A tire blows people up.

— Elaine the Immortal (@_ItsMeYourDad_) September 7, 2014

Misunderstanding of the word “infamous” gets 3 actors into trouble in Mexico #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Molly (@MKAJ1) September 7, 2014

Teenager sees old scientist shot, steals DeLorean, helps invent rock and roll & gets a 4×4 as a present #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dr Paul O’Dwyer (@ShirtnTie) September 7, 2014

“@chinamcclain: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Two kids that have cancer fall in love because of a fault in a star” hehe. Exactly

— SHARN (@okoksharon) September 7, 2014

Guy talks himself into blowing up major bank buildings #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— lucita landeros (@sailorice) September 7, 2014

Nazis steal a religious artifact and destroy themselves. A guy with a whip follows them around the whole way. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Leandra (@tweedle_d) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Man moves to Las Vegas befriends hooker & drinks alot. Has to get dead drunk to finally fuck her.

— ONE BEYOND (@onebeyond) September 7, 2014

Children at a boarding school do magic and stuff. #explainafilmplotbadly

— David Burden (@dburden) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Guy steals Declaration of Independence to keep other guy from stealing Declaration of Independence.

— Konstant (@konstant_hayle) September 7, 2014

A jock, socialite, delinquent & misfit force a nerd to write their high school Saturday detention work assignment. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Grim (@Grimagination) September 7, 2014

A flesh suited robot killing machine befriends a young boy and learns Spanish. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robert James Haynes (@robertjhaynes) September 7, 2014

Han Solo is an archeologist #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pete Knaff (@beardedpete1978) September 7, 2014

Prospect of mother-son incest puts family in peril. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/wO2wF70UiP

— Tom Medvetz (@tommedvetz) September 7, 2014

3 starving Somalians get shot in the head by Americans. You feel good. Then you feel bad. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Angela Pratt (@M0mmaP) September 7, 2014

A man hates his girlfriend for this reason: she’s fat. Because @tylerperry said so. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Janina Funda (@Janina_inNY) September 7, 2014

James Bond gets beaned on the head by a lime #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Smogzilla (@Smogzilla) September 7, 2014

A snuff film I can never unwatch. Thanks Mel Gibson. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Abracadaniel (@talknerdyDMU) September 7, 2014

Dude, they got tattoos and looked for his car. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Larry In SC (@realLarryInSC) September 7, 2014

A guy in a phone booth gets pranked by a guy with a rifle #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Taylor’D (@teerex1486) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly mildly disgruntled FBI-turned-Interpol agent antagonist turns out to be secretly directing magician protagonists.

— PR Specialist for Odumodublvck (@DamnDidHeReally) September 7, 2014

Michael Corleone kisses his brother on the mouth. Not sure if there was tongue #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Smogzilla (@Smogzilla) September 7, 2014

@ChiliMedley having fun with #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 🙂

— mabeth costales (@mabscostales) September 7, 2014

“@Pat_Answers: Fish abducted by dentist rescued by father and stranger with amnesia. #explainafilmplotbadly“.” @Bee_Rigid

— Tori (@teeoharreye14) September 7, 2014

.@theford Against all odds, the plucky underdog Americans beat international powerhouse Iceland. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Soo Hunt anthem performer (@ExiledFromYoop) September 7, 2014

Transported to a surreal land, Dorothy kills the first person she meets then teams up with 3 strangers to kill again #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ruthless On Film (@RuthlessOnFilm) September 7, 2014

Robin Williams puts on green tights and plays with a fairy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @bradyleonard @ReeseLeonard @NB_Cincinnati

— Eric Nelson (@nelsonwheatley) September 7, 2014