#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

A rich kids parents are murdered, so he spends the rest of his life dressed in leather punishing the “bad” #explainafilmplotbadly

— JeromeIscariot (@JeromeIscariot) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Robert Paulson Dies #ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear

— As seen on joshcrowley.bsky.social (@jdcrowley) September 7, 2014

Boy finds out he’s a wizard and shit happens. Oh and a guy wants to kill him. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— SassyGayPanda (@SassyGayPanda) September 7, 2014

@justangebk great hashtag for you. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— SPN (@ShanePaulNeil) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly you guys are killing me

— Brooke Wenth (@bKwenth) September 7, 2014

An orphan finally gets friends and meets the guy who killed his parents. #HarryPotterandtheSorcerersStone #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ChiZombi (@ChiZombi) September 7, 2014

Two droids with a pension for mishaps bring together a galaxy against a tyrannical old man #explainafilmplotbadly starwars

— jeffsquatch (@jeffsquatch) September 7, 2014

Abused kid gets sent to a special school where he is always in danger #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jo Clevenger (@JoClevenger) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly there’s no talking in this one but it’s really good and super cute. should win the Oscar.

— Ana Tuesday (@pornstarkaraoke) September 7, 2014

These people land on a planet and meet an alien that isn’t friendly. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kyle Wrather (@kylewrather) September 7, 2014

Wooden automaton continually makes poor life decisions, nearly gets creator digested by a whale. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly omg @jilgnamtab this hashtag is literally me

— casey (@sculllbags) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Killjoy jews harsh the joy buzz of dedicated and űber enthusiastic German film buffs.

— Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush (@MangyLover) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The universe is saved by intense hand holding and Chris Pratt’s pelvis.

— r0ryy on tumblr & cohost (@radiant_lesbian) September 7, 2014

edgy black cop from Detroit shakes up BevHills Police Dept. proves cops can only close cases wen suspended from duty #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam Marx # (@adammarx13) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly that weird kid jacks off all over the chick in a coma

— henny kissinger (@dalmuti) September 7, 2014

The unluckiest animals in the world march 62 miles away to hopefully breed and face starvation the whole time. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cynthia Lynn Lyerly (@LynnLyerly) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Drug kingpin kills people, gets high on own supply, dies.

— Konstant (@konstant_hayle) September 7, 2014

Ogre befriends talking donkey; they rescue a princess, crash her wedding w/ a midget by kissing & she becomes an ogre #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jesse Petersen (@jpetersen) September 7, 2014

Danny needs 11 guys for his heist because of alliteration #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jesse “The Hot One” Bergen (@jessebergen) September 7, 2014

The 1st rule is not to talk about it. The 2nd rule is not to talk about it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— joseph (@josetexter) September 7, 2014

Adam Sandler has anger issues and switches from hockey to golf #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nancy Writes (@nancywriteon) September 7, 2014

Trees are people too?- Avatar. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nerdalorian (@Nerduoso) September 7, 2014

Woody Harrelson is able to jump, despite lack of skin pigment #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Randy Quaid’s Butler (@TheFakeKruger) September 7, 2014

Aliens battle cowboys. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #SorryCantExplainItAnyWorse

— Marco Tabini (@mtabini) September 7, 2014

The Parent Trap: Selfish parents separate twin siblings at birth, leaving them to face a life of abandonment issues. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Karen Chan (@Karen__Chan) September 7, 2014

Beetlejuice & Fonzie become pimps while holding down jobs at the morgue. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— JUdice_Priest (@JUdice_Priest) September 7, 2014

“The Aristocrats!” #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Puffin (@puffinry) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Wizard risks the life of several young men to return jewelry rather than using giant magic eagles.

— ACE HUNTER (@MEGAFORCECOMEDY) September 7, 2014

Hair dye & negativity obsessed HS grad stalks vinyl nerd & eventually pity bangs him #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Daniela’s Lair They/Them (@dcap) September 7, 2014

Zombies don’t eat sick people #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tony Clock (@EvalStrings) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly clint barton is basicallyignored and white people save the day

— haley (@ghostboyfriends) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Girl’s parents force her into isolation after talking to rock shaped trolls.

— Ellen Benefield (@EllenBenefield) September 7, 2014

A strong female character fails to actually portray herself as a strong character by simply competing with men #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Angela R (@Ridethatponymhm) September 7, 2014

Burt Reynolds looks up Sally Fields skirt, everyone is in a hurry #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Allen Madding writes books will travel (@allenmadding) September 7, 2014

The devil shows up in town and hangs out with 3 chicks who end up pissed off at him. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Yasher (@Yasherthegreat) September 7, 2014

Two buddies join army and use government RV to rescue buddies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ronnie garcia (@brosemail) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly dude that clearly should have died in an electric accident now has super powers and wants Spidey’s head but fails.

— (@DannyAtomika) September 7, 2014

Brad Pitt doesn’t know what’s in the box #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #Se7en

— Justin Galletly (@JustinMGLLet) September 7, 2014

A rich family adopts an old poor colored boy and he gets famous and plays football the rest of his life. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Emily Baughman (@CandyFairy16) September 7, 2014

Boy reads a book in the attic on a stormy night #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— 「VεεLoΧΧγ・BITΞƧ」 (@The_Episiarch) September 7, 2014

Old dude reincarnated dinosaurs but can’t capitalize on the idea. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Socially Distant Steve Webb (@scumola) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a young lion cub kills his father and grows to become the leader of satanic talking animals

— ¥aw (@BoogieGh) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Balding cop in underwear rescues wife from terrorists led by a German played (of course) by an Englishman.

— Dr Strangelees (@StephenLees4) September 7, 2014

John Travolta is Bill Clinton, and for some reason Stephanopoulos is black #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Mall Krampus (@cakotz) September 7, 2014

the struggles of a male model who can’t turn left #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jer (@JustJer_12) September 7, 2014

Two guys trigger a magic spell by peeing in a fountain simultaneously #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jesse “The Hot One” Bergen (@jessebergen) September 7, 2014

scary doll (Anabelle) #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— reneigh, M.A. (@la985grande) September 7, 2014

This guy Darth is like part robot and also part magic and he’s also part samurai for some reason.
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— Nathan Collier (@thenatejc) September 7, 2014

Every recap my kids try and tell me. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Prior (@jamesior) September 7, 2014