#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

A bunch of 30 yr olds act like they’re in high school & sing & dance a lot. One of them thinks she’s pregnant. Slut. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kathy McC @freelulu@ohai.social (@freelulu) September 7, 2014

Wood-chippers are super gross #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jesse “The Hot One” Bergen (@jessebergen) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly they’re in a 19th century asylum but they’re like actually for real in an asylum except they’re actually not

— elliott. (@enethema) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Modern Geography shows: ancient Jews had no sense of direction. AKA “Are We a There, Ever?” “The 40 Year Journey.”

— Karen (@Hyperfocused) September 7, 2014

Jim Carey is on Big Brother only no one told him. This one doesn’t have Julie Chen, and zero cash prizes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— tiffunny (@Tiffanygreysen) September 7, 2014

Horse head makes for a crummy teddy bear #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Krissock (@anKrisLutsock) September 7, 2014

Guys in Chicago decide to get the band back together, Ray Charles sings and plays piano. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Melissa D (@MelissaMBrewers) September 7, 2014

A man inside a rubber lizard suit stomps on toy cars and pushes over toy buildings for an hour #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rixx Javix (@RixxJavix) September 7, 2014

Three men and a baby. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Hank Thompson (@Hank_Thompson) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly everyone on a big ship dies because of ice, except the young beautiful rich girl

— NickDeNardi (@NicholasDenardi) September 7, 2014

Johnny Depp wears a silly hat and Helena Bonham Carter is in her husband’s film #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bossbattle (@bossbattle_) September 7, 2014

Future cop chases suspects so he can kill them before they die soon. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Randy Golden (@RandallGolden) September 7, 2014

People in space fight with laser swords and stuff. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ricardo (@darthcueball) September 7, 2014

Leonardo DiCaprio crashes into an iceberg and sinks. All very sad. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rich Thompson (@RichThompsonAK) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly An old man hates children on his lawn, his house eats the kids and the house is basically his wife.

— ….. (@Existing24) September 7, 2014

Sally Field bangs her dumb, crippled kid’s principal. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— JUdice_Priest (@JUdice_Priest) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly an Asian dude and black dude wreak havoc in a foreign country

— Kilo (@KiloBeatsOG) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Newman Sabotages David Atteborough’s brother’s dinosaur zoo.

— ACE HUNTER (@MEGAFORCECOMEDY) September 7, 2014

A guy can’t die until he killed every other guy who can’t die. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Peter N (@DodgySwede) September 7, 2014

A volleyball steals the hearts of audiences away from @tomhanks after he has some bad turbulence #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Blake (@NeilNevins) September 7, 2014

And also: British family with five daughters marries off three of them. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— marta aka pophyn (@pophyn) September 7, 2014

A group of short people, with one tall person go on a really long hike with a magical ring #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jer (@JustJer_12) September 7, 2014

A bunch of old people sit around a big house & get hammered after a friend’s funeral. Wait…they look very young now #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Roger Strukhoff (@IoT2040) September 7, 2014

Two stray dogs eat spaghetti. Enough said. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Yo Yo (@Tridentqueen) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly White lady released from hospital goes on martial arts rampage to get wedding crashers.

— Joel Johnson (@silkysoul) September 7, 2014

A party girl eats breakfast outside this one store and later meets a man she thinks she loves. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Simran Mercado (@simranmercado) September 7, 2014

Some guy gets tattoos and doesn’t know what they mean the next morning or some shit #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— andrew gaul. (@andrewgaul) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A bunch of people on a fancy boat take the ALS ice bucket challenge, it ends poorly.#Titanic

— Justin Galletly (@JustinMGLLet) September 7, 2014

Man lives on an Isaland for a while. Leaves on leaky raft with a ball #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Roxane I know too much to go back & pretend (@brigadam) September 7, 2014

Emilio Estevez coaches a terrible USA junior hockey team to a world gold medal by never playing Canada. #ExplainAMoviePlotBadly

— Chad Driscoll (@chadriscoll) September 7, 2014

Self-involved paint salesman seeks escape on the disco dance floor. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cathy (@66Betty) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly scientist creates flying rubber ooze but can’t remember his wedding day. Then ooze makes TMNT pic.twitter.com/DeV4KknDlQ

— Pony Boy (@EliMastermind) September 7, 2014

A series of chance encounters convinces a Manhattan cabbie to take an interest in politics & his community. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Austin Believes in a World of Endless Possibility (@aust_rotten) September 7, 2014

a house falls on someone’s mother-in-law #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Allen Madding writes books will travel (@allenmadding) September 7, 2014

HEY YOU GUUUUUYSS!!! sometimes it’s just an old dirty pirate ship… even assholes are looking for too #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Renee DeLawder (@msreneedelawder) September 7, 2014

bunch of toys creepily rearrange your room while you aren’t around #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— adam wilson (@whoisadamwilson) September 7, 2014

Colonel Sanders lookalike resurrects dinosaurs. Turns out to be a bad move all around #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Blake (@NeilNevins) September 7, 2014

Dennis Hopper tries to do us all a solid by blowing up Keanu Reeves. Sandra Bullock meddles. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hart Shouldice (@Hartamophone) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly prisoners fall for a mouse and a big black dude

— Amanda Schnell (@AmAuburn2010) September 7, 2014

Mentally challenged man completely snaps after bicycle is stolen. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dave McCullough (@TheGoliard) September 7, 2014

Men in suits arrange fundraiser for nuns, drive a car through a mall, get arrested. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nic (@lonejaguar) September 7, 2014

A rock hidden inside a blue opera singers stomach saves the universe #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rixx Javix (@RixxJavix) September 7, 2014

Possessed toys torment troubled boy.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Free Northerner (@FreeNortherner) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Three (then four) men build their own devices, then stun and imprison beings from others planes and dimensions.

— GruntDoc (@gruntdoc) September 7, 2014

A daring boy can’t drive quickly enough to outrun the monkey in the trunk of his car #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sean Arentz (@SeanArentz) September 7, 2014

goth type teen summons striped suit dead guy by thrice repeating his name, pedobear hilarity ensues #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Daniela’s Lair They/Them (@dcap) September 7, 2014

A mermaid gets rid of everything that defines her as a mermaid to be with a guy who looks nice. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kevin Tor (Part Time Positivity Bot) (@kevin_tor) September 7, 2014

Mel Gibson accidentally himself on purpose. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @jdelooo pic.twitter.com/mCmICOZUh4

— Mikal Caober (@MikalCaober) September 7, 2014

A Black New Yorker does pro-bono work for Southern farmers for 12 years#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Capitalist@Large (@CapitalismWorld) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Global warming causes Kevin Costner to ruin his career

— maryincolorado (@maryincolorado1) September 7, 2014