#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Bunch of American women being witches

— Kate Caldwell (The twitting remains ditched) (@katecaldwell) September 7, 2014

The Bandit is forced to wear a chicken suit, Dr Pepper isn’t really his sponsor, and he gets Loni Anderson drunk. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robo (@robot_hammer) September 7, 2014

Awkward teenagers hunt for treasure in a sewer and save a mutant #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— CR (@CashRocket) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly old man wants his sled,doesn’t even get it.

— Zinzi (@ZinziCambran) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Donnie Darko- He has a few days til the end of the world, and he does things and gets in trouble. And there’s a bunny

— James Duval Fans (@JamesDuvalFans) September 7, 2014

Ian McKellan really likes metal.

No, not the music. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jay Stringer (@JayStringer) September 7, 2014

An archeologist tries to stop the Ark of the Covenant from assassinating Hitler. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ben Mckelvey (@benmckelvey) September 7, 2014

Guy with cell phone can’t keep it in his pants #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mahlers5th (@CarolynRodham) September 7, 2014

Royal family die closest relative is fat American dude #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Smogzilla (@Smogzilla) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly bugs bunny and michael jordan do sports and bill murray saves the day also aliens

— Mr. November (@balletcore) September 7, 2014

Tom Cruise’s girlfriend dooms mankind when she ignores the “look but don’t touch” policy. Tim Curry with horns. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bill C (@Billinois78) September 7, 2014

There’s this family. They like to eat pasta and kill people. I think they’re from New York or something. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Barrera (@DAVID_BARRERA) September 7, 2014

A pilot takes drugs and flies a plane upside down and still fails to kill all passengers. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— UpulR (@UpulTR) September 7, 2014

A crippled former marine becomes an overgrown smurf to fight capitalism #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Socially Distant… (@IAMM0NEY) September 7, 2014

4 children come out of the closet, find Jesus, then return to closet and creepy old professor. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (((haroldfeld))) (@haroldfeld) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Well, there’s guy, who think’s he’s an elf, and he goes on an adventure and stuff and he goes to new york city.

— Cory Shane (@CoryShaneMusic) September 7, 2014

Robert Redford covertly meets a mysterious man in an empty parking garage at night, but it’s not what you think.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt Milliken | masks on for safety | mostly @HOME (@memomoment) September 7, 2014

They meet he loves her. She’s not into him. He gets it together. They fall in love and are happy forever .#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kristen Lucas (@TheKris10Lucas) September 7, 2014

Man-child goes back to school to prove to his dad he’s not a fool. Wants to drink milk with his teacher. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ben (@MinnesotaBen) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Unloved stepchild sneaks out of the house to go to a party. Forgets her shoe.

— 1991 – Lizzie’s Version (@SparkOfInsanity) September 7, 2014

Indiana Jones had a son who fucked up a multi decade franchise.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly#KingdomOfTheCrystalSkull

— Nate (@natedog2049) September 7, 2014

Vacuum attempts suicide. Air conditioner succeeds. Not its fault. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Trevin Thomas (@TrevMDT) September 7, 2014

Woman moves in with 7 diamond miners and does their chores and teaches them some manners #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dirk Draper (@Dirk_Draper) September 7, 2014

Angry Scottish lad paints his face, wears kilt and wants Scotland to secede from the U.K.over a spat#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Capitalist@Large (@CapitalismWorld) September 7, 2014

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— Sports Cash System (@beccastore) September 7, 2014

Michael Bay blows up everything! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Elffriend Forever (@DeBelle77) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A man who likes clay, takes drive to meet his mate and sees a mountain that looks like his model. Lots of lights.

— Good JuJu (@JuJu_Carbo) September 7, 2014

A banker sees what life would be like if he was never born. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #ThatsThe3rdAct #YouPeopleAlwaysRuinASortOfTwist

— Brian ‘Seasonal’ Collins (@BrianWCollins) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Batman, Mystique, Lois Lane, Rocket Racoon and Hawkeye con each other

— John C. (@jcamachott) September 7, 2014

The Fresh Prince fights killer robots. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James M Snell (@jasnell) September 7, 2014

Resourceful boy survives shipwreck, possibly befriends a tiger named Richard Parker. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— carrie mills (@carrieplays) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Bunch of English dudes reenact history to make it all seem less brutal.

— Kate Caldwell (The twitting remains ditched) (@katecaldwell) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A compulsive liar impresses his soon-to-be CIA in-law by breaking his daughter’s nose during water volleyball

— The Grim Rieper (@RiepTide1999) September 7, 2014

A cop is after some criminals ends up fighting in the wet on some grass. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dave Wilkinson (@davewilk74) September 7, 2014

A football “comedy” that entirely sets up a transphobic punchline #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #ActuallyThatSumsItUpWell

— Namjinwoo (@WordsMeanings) September 7, 2014

A white man make a black friend in prison and evade because of the little pickaxe hidden in his bible. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Billy Angers (@BillyAngers) September 7, 2014

Entitled teen kisses his girlfriend while pretending to be her dad then has a crazy day in Chicago. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #FerrisBueller

— texaspen (@texaspen) September 7, 2014

Guy goes off to be a pirate to impress a girl and wins her back after dying. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bubbawheat (@Bubbawheat) September 7, 2014

So there’s this guy who’s this Thing. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Heather Rae Ackerman (@riffyroo) September 7, 2014

Things start off really sad. And get sadder. But it’s okay. Okay? @natandalex @AnselElgort #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kimberly (@NBBisLOVE5) September 7, 2014

Rich guy dresses like a bat to beat up poor people. A clown turns up. Doesn’t blow up a boat.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jay Stringer (@JayStringer) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly musical siblings speed-fundraising for their orphanage end up in jail after driving fast in shades

— Sonja Ridley (@SR76UK) September 7, 2014

Beetlejuice: Ringo Starr gets mad when he discovers eBayers grinding their Ringo memorabilia into juice & selling it #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Jones Wilson (DaveTheUseLess) (@davetheUseLess) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Emaciated redhead relays stories on behalf of fecal pie baker and encouraging maid to outwit bridge-playing bigots.

— Recovering Creative (@recoveringcre8v) September 7, 2014

a policeman does not know that his daughter have a sparkling vampire boyfriend and a friend who is a wolf #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— a happy catlady (@MyNameIs_Heidi) September 7, 2014

Ok, a 15 year old girl gets lost in a labyrinth and the bad guy has a huge cock bulge. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Zerofever (@Zerofever) September 7, 2014

A small man takes strange drugs to become more manly, beats up facially disfigured political leader #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris (@hydinout) September 7, 2014

Famous thief learns how to use a skillet. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Moira Katson (@moirakatson) September 7, 2014

A boat hits an iceberg. Boat sinks. Girl lets boy she loves freeze when there is room on the door 4 the both of them. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robert Butler (@Breezy2345) September 7, 2014

#explainamovieplotbadly. A butler fails to get psychiatric help for his wealthy, bat-phobic master. Violence ensues.

— Tristan J. Tarwater (@backthatelfup) September 7, 2014