#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

@ayshneck Magnum PI, Cadet Mahoney, & Sam Malone become parents to a little girl – Hilarity ensues #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam Poch – BB13 (@HeavyMetalTeddy) September 7, 2014

TT AUSTRALIA 13:05
1.Happy Father’s Day
2.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
3.#RIPSimone
4.#AFLNorthDons
5.#ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear
6.#RIPNannyS

— TT Mobile AU (@TTMobile_au) September 7, 2014

Greg Kinnear is a fake McDonald’s exec. Esai Morales runs burger joint. Ethan Hawke acts cool. Based on a book. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Baron Zemo (@GhizalHasan) September 7, 2014

Reformed criminal does not like to listen to Beethoven anymore. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Opportunity City Resident (@EdPlunkett) September 7, 2014

Tom Cruise is really good, but dangerous. His pal dies or nearly dies. In the end he wins. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jack Sheard (@jacksheard) September 7, 2014

“@Ugarles: Single mom pretends to be charmed by a rich old racist’s OCD to save her sick child. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly“. Ah, Jerry Maguire..

— Chris Collision (@cfCollision) September 7, 2014

Belligerent man-child learns the meaning of adulthood. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gotham_Knowledge (@GothamKnowledge) September 7, 2014

An armor wearing billionaire spends his time tracking down and beating the mentally ill #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris (@hydinout) September 7, 2014

RT @MataHaggis: It’s the one where Sean Bean dies. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Neencronomicon (@janineveazue) September 7, 2014

FBI chuck asks nut job for help catching a different nut job. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— elroy (@elroyonline) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a vigilante spreads justice in a filthy city and then is killed by a detective in front of a black detective.

— Julián Rojas Millán (@lobachevscki) September 7, 2014

Two kids and two adults play a board game. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Hicks (@John_Hicks2) September 7, 2014

Deranged hockey player woos golf world with unorthodox swing, but makes Bob Barker mad. Gets Subway endorsement. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ben (@MinnesotaBen) September 7, 2014

Orphan lives as an elf in North Pole. Discovers real dad lives In NYC. Bangs Zooey Deschanel at the end. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lyndsey دروبي (@lyndseyagogo) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly some short guys throw a ring in a volcano

— h (@mchaser) September 7, 2014

An orphan named Newt bonds with an adult woman who understands the hardships she’s faced.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt Milliken | masks on for safety | mostly @HOME (@memomoment) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Two brothers destroy a small town in a bid for father’s love.

— angelarjohnson (@polmudpup) September 7, 2014

Serial killer, lotion, big hole. and sheep.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Uncle Buford Solomon (@UncleBSolomon) September 7, 2014

Two weirdos use science to make a hot slut. Let’s be honest, you would do it too.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ronen (@BadRonen) September 7, 2014

Drunk with weak heart tries to play the hero, Gwyneth Paltrow falls for it #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mahlers5th (@CarolynRodham) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly heartbroken middle-aged guy and his fat flat mate, venture to rekill animated corpses whilst hiding in a pub.

— iѕa ϟ (@Miamigurl26) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Athlete suffering early signs of head trauma pursues vain dreams of glory.

— Ed Wahl (@EdWahl1) September 7, 2014

A man stuck on a tropical island, makes volleyball named WIlson his new friend, and then pulls out his own tooth. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nelson Mok (@nelsonthemok) September 7, 2014

@SethGreen listens to old radio shows while older self narrates. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dave McCullough (@TheGoliard) September 7, 2014

Two women pick up Brad Pitt while on a vacation from their lives, and later they drive off a cliff without him. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dr. Charles, Accepting No Imitations (@ergoking) September 7, 2014

They go through all seven deadly sins except the movie starts getting long so they cram in the last few #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— andrew gaul. (@andrewgaul) September 7, 2014

Men swing big glo-sticks, mime with hands, Dog-bear creature earns medal, yet gets completely shafted #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrew Terrick (@andyt4579) September 7, 2014

my late dad’s description of this movie “drowning boat boy, and that girl.” @AaronWorthing #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/NUe4htyAm3

— janina prado (@cgable63) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Michael Palin kills dogs; Kevin Kline kills a fish. The film may be named after 1, but animals don’t do so well.

— TorontoMoira (@DunphyMoira) September 7, 2014

Clint has two expressions, with hat and no hat, gets involved in inter-ethnic fight #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Camilo (@i_am_camilo) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Bill Murray is PO’ed weatherman and like, you should totally see it

— AZmeltingpot (@SaguaroPete) September 7, 2014

abandoned child terrorizes petty thieves #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— * joe (@literally_dad) September 7, 2014

Lucid dreaming on steroids. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Hicks (@John_Hicks2) September 7, 2014

Oh… you know… it’s that one where Jason Statham scowls a lot. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dr. Mattaconda (@Mattaconda) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Guy gets short term memory loss, God presses rewind button

— Zinzi (@ZinziCambran) September 7, 2014

A business mogul bored of money buys an airline and hires a team of criminals to give his rival’s son a nightmare. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nick Hurwitch (@heWIZARD) September 7, 2014

“Efficiency Expert” Admits To Celebrating Michael Bolton’s Entire Catalog #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hole Lover (@APLesbians) September 7, 2014

A rich White latchkey blond kid wreaks terror on the non-rich that he entraps while living the dream. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— tapeworthy (@tapeworthy) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly … Mad scientist , turns green , swells up , and starts busting stuff . pic.twitter.com/N0XbVJ2Ypu

— Keiron (@RealKeiron) September 7, 2014

Adam Sandler has mind control, convinces hundreds of women to sleep with him. Oh, and he marries Kevin James #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Waffle Defender vs Poop Samurai III: Resurrection! (@mywifeisdead) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
A guy gets a new name that’s an anagram of his hacker name while playing theSims from within to stop an architect.

— metalhanded (@metalhanded) September 7, 2014

Mallrats: A mall gets evicted because the food court is never cleaned and it attracts rats. Bubonic plague returns #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Jones Wilson (DaveTheUseLess) (@davetheUseLess) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Raul Julia attempts to become the greatest supervillain ever. He succeeds.

— Justin Boot (@Polymathically) September 7, 2014

The Bus That Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— 95Sports (@95Sports) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Lucas sees what Star Wars would look like in fantasy drag. pic.twitter.com/DUTLISWcRc

— NC (@rowdy_phantom) September 7, 2014

Socially awkward man child thinks he’s pea or carrot, runs, shrimps and carries chocolate. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/klkDlCBVuE

— Ali B Dat Warrior (@abwarren26) September 7, 2014

A history professor and his wife invite a young couple over and then yell a lot. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— BobPopper (@BobsDispatches) September 7, 2014

Group of men form a club but the first rule of this club prohibits me from telling you about it #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Teacher (@Mr_TeacherMan) September 7, 2014

A girl eat croissants in front of jewelry, and fails to be offended by her neighbor’s racist cosplay.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Erikglenn (@erikglenn) September 7, 2014

JournalistMotorbikeRaceUppersDownersScreamersLaughersBatCountryWhiteRabbitGrapefruitGonzo #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/Ys3LNqk2mQ

— Benjamin Hardman (@waxpoetix30) September 7, 2014