#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Sean Penn is retarded and The Beatles’ covers are terrible

— Ɇ ⱤØ฿ɆⱤØ (@Axellent33) September 7, 2014

Trail of delicious peanut butter filled candies lead to giant headed terrestrial scaring crap out of Drew Barrymore#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— TalentlessMedia (@TalentlessMedia) September 7, 2014

Eddie Murphy bangs a McDonald’s employee in Queens#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Donkey Richard (@FredHerb) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly John Travolta is an inexplicably good disco dancer. The Bee Gees stay alive.

— Justin Boot (@Polymathically) September 7, 2014

Sean Bean dies from Orcs. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— No Tim Like the Present (@bluehitchhiker) September 7, 2014

but this is a great description of the film! Rt @MikelS75: Columbo reads book about true love. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/XU7VHWKm75

— jb (@captcelery) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Self made “hot shot” has anxiety about hanging up first and spends the day arguing on a payphone.

— Leah Barrientos (Hough) (@LHPrincess13) September 7, 2014

Sexy Norse brothers refuse to acknowledge the fact that they want to screw each other. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Indefinate Hiatus (@Lyana_Stark) September 7, 2014

Emma. But with LA kids. In the 90s. With sassy one-liners and a virgin who can’t drive. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Manuel Betancourt (@bmanuel) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly so idk the kid uses a stick and red shit comes out and bam albino dude dead

— jed mosley (@__nmalik) September 7, 2014

Undocumented immigrant takes a job away from an American in print media, attempts to reverse Earth’s rotation. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— JUdice_Priest (@JUdice_Priest) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Dude raised by mythical creatures finds real family in NY. And it’s Christmas.

— 1991 – Lizzie’s Version (@SparkOfInsanity) September 7, 2014

Billionaire playboy philanthropist reorganizes corporation after health scare #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ahtzib (@ahtzib) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly No saddles were set ablaze in the making of this film.

— Chicago Vince (@ChicagoVince) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A bunch of Okies flee the Dust Bowl for California in a jalopy. They pick and eat lots of fruit and get the skitters.

— FastLaugh (@FastLaugh) September 7, 2014

Tom Hanks stuck in an airport. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robin (@worldoffizz) September 7, 2014

@Notnamelite #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly girl vomits, two priests called ;}

— preznit givmeturkee (@preznit) September 7, 2014

Michael Jordan’s subconscious makes him hallucinate aliens to get him to quit baseball #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pfeiffer (@jamespfeiffer) September 7, 2014

A man with no memory writes on himself. Luckily he can remember how to write. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jane Abbott (@JaneKAbbott) September 7, 2014

The robots are more alive than the humans. But all the unicorns mean the human is really a robot. Tears and rain. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Back to regular HORIZONS (@horizons1983) September 7, 2014

A balding ghost doesn’t know he’s a ghost. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sean Parrott (@seanparrott) September 7, 2014

Ageing boxer with a speech impediment runs up steps to inspiring music and shouts ‘adrienne’ a lot then gets beat up #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eve (@theatre_a) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Waitress-hunting time-robot!

— ️‍AliceFrenchiRabbit ️‍️ (@FrenchiRabbit) September 7, 2014

Thumb-breaker down at the docks owns 2 turtles in an apartment that stinks #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Billy Caputo (@BillCaputo) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly there is only fear, love, and falling jet engines.

— crookedsparrow (@crookedsparrow) September 7, 2014

Car robots fight each other, blow up buildings. Kid yells a lot during. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stephan Krosecz (@Krosecz) September 7, 2014

Soviet explorers in forbidden zone avoid invisible and apparently nonexistent threats, a girl mentally moves a cup. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rowan Lipkovits (@UnwashedMass) September 7, 2014

Kid is not afraid of fighting a 65′ basilisk, but is afraid of asking a girl to a school dance in the sequel. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Larry Roth (@LarryRoth) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Mentally challenged man loves Christmas a little too much. #Elf

— Noah Goodson (@TheNoahGoodson) September 7, 2014

Man creates alter-ego, fights with it, screws gypsy, wreaks havoc, soap. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ashley Wright (@LookOutLoretta5) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Michael Douglas says what everyone is thinking about McDonald’s breakfast menu cutoff.

— Justin Boot (@Polymathically) September 7, 2014

ROFL RT @SkeletonTrumpet: What’s in the box? A head. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ɇ ⱤØ฿ɆⱤØ (@Axellent33) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A man impersonates Santa to steal fish from a Christmas party.

— Ovaltine Jenkins (@BenoitsSmartCar) September 7, 2014

It’s like Robin Hood, but stupid. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Billie Jean Davy (@ScreamQueenMom) September 7, 2014

A woman’s exploration of gluttony, stalking, and whoredom.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Emily Merkle (@MerkleMerkle) September 7, 2014

Guy meets a kindly black irish guy, digs a big hole to crawl in Poop for money to build a boat. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ian McD (@CheersIan) September 7, 2014

Director puts camera on same people once a year for twelve years. They age. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Brian Herrera (@stinkylulu) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Small town man helps wingless angel

— Aurora (@CitizenScreen) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Teenagers are thrown into an area to kill each other but a girl rebels

— Makenna Rudolph (@MakennaRudolph) September 7, 2014

A Nordic man and his adopted brother engage in a bitter rivalry over their father’s love. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Neale Bastiaans (@CallmeBas) September 7, 2014

300 Spartans yell “Sparta!”. They then die. Shirtless. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Michael Bean (@HalloBean82) September 7, 2014

“Toe Pick!” #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— RanDeeVeeUs (@RanDeeVeeUs) September 7, 2014

The #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly hashtag has been thoroughly and completely won by @Todd__Kincannon! Tears from laughing. Welcome back my man!

— Steve Klein (@SteveKlein62) September 7, 2014

Failed religious student moves in & brainwashes children into committing treason w/ polka music & thrift shop clothes #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lee Dallas (@ldallasBMOC) September 7, 2014

A guy with schizophrenia beats himself up. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Anil Dikshit (@Anil_Dikshit) September 7, 2014

Tom Hanks falls in love with a volleyball #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Spencer Pascuzzi (@spencepascuzzi) September 7, 2014

Ape throws stick in the air and makes huge space baby at the end. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pray a Lie (@prayalie) September 7, 2014

@Notnamelite #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly PR gets knifed, jazz hands ensue ;}

— preznit givmeturkee (@preznit) September 7, 2014

Snakes on a plane #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Zoey Carey (@zoebird42) September 7, 2014

Boy has father issues and falls in love with his sister in space. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Pete McSwiss (@McSwiss01) September 7, 2014