#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Star Lord and Dinosaurs #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pfeiffer (@jamespfeiffer) September 7, 2014

Paraplegic goes inside blue alien. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nihil Surfer (@NihilSurfer) September 7, 2014

A Django ate her baby. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Passions Network (@PassionsNetwork) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2 brothers play a board game in space, one wins a wish, asks for a football, also the nanny falls for the older bro.

— dementedkid (@dementedkid) September 7, 2014

@Notnamelite #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly baby carriage rolls down steps, man gets face cut, revolution ensues ;}

— preznit givmeturkee (@preznit) September 7, 2014

L. O. L! RT @Todd__Kincannon: A whore meets a guy who likes gerbils up his ass.#PrettyWoman#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steve Klein (@SteveKlein62) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Sigourney Weaver attempts to be the most badass mother figure ever, and succeeds.

— Justin Boot (@Polymathically) September 7, 2014

TT AUSTRALIA 12:05
1.Happy Father’s Day
2.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
3.#RIPSimone
4.#AFLNorthDons
5.#RIPNannyS
6.#problempewds
7.Bomber

— TT Mobile AU (@TTMobile_au) September 7, 2014

TT IRELAND 03:05
1.#xfactor
2.#upforthematch
3.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
4.The Dark Knight
5.#AndTheNew
6.Ireland
7.Scotland
8.Tipp
9.#USOpen

— TT Mobile IE (@TTMobile_ie) September 7, 2014

TT NEW ZEALAND 14:05
1.#NZLvARG
2.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
3.#FFTF14
4.#whereismike
5.#AllBlacks
6.New Zealand
7.Spark
8.Wellington
9.Warriors

— TT Mobile NZ (@TTMobile_nz) September 7, 2014

Flying nanny refuses to sleep with chimney sweep #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Schmindy Splunveda (@cinditawrites) September 7, 2014

Boy catches Dad peeking on Mom. Fights off sexual advances from Mom while trying to get her to hookup with Dad. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Russell (@RussellSkaggs) September 7, 2014

A young man follows a scary-ass giant rabbit down a very dark hole. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jane Abbott (@JaneKAbbott) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly surfin’ bank robbers and an ex college quarterback jump out of an airplane.

— crookedsparrow (@crookedsparrow) September 7, 2014

Relief pitcher with funny haircut helps Cleveland baseball team win games at the end of the season. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— no nice guy (@DaveFerch) September 7, 2014

Two guys start a fist-to-cuffs league in a bar basement until it turns out one doesn’t exist. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Theo Fanning (@TheoFanning) September 7, 2014

Dalmatians for days #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Timeline (Brian’s Version) (@Principat0) September 7, 2014

A bunch of guys in matching outfits argue over brunch, then die #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dan (@danhstoloff) September 7, 2014

Leonardo DiCaprio acts like a frat boy in a suit for 3 long hours. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Natalie Dawn (@NattieFink) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Photo shop operator takes dump in strangers house. #robinwilliams

— Punchy McStabby (@AlanoMorris_Rex) September 7, 2014

Two hitmen go through great lengths to retrieve their boss’s briefcase #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jorge (@bronxfanatic) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly there were giant lizards and stuff. They are people. And are ice cream.

— Deedzy aka Dedrick (@deedzdan) September 7, 2014

Peter Pan starring Mrs. Doubtfire #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Amy H (@mercblues) September 7, 2014

World builds awesome giant gyroscope so girl can see her daddy in space. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pray a Lie (@prayalie) September 7, 2014

Jack Nicholson has a real bad case of writer’s block and tries to overcome it murdering his family. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Larry Roth (@LarryRoth) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly while trying to reconnect with his father, Luke inadvertently blows up his work and makes out with his sister

— Dave Stewart (@davestewart4444) September 7, 2014

A scientist and his young friend go back in time. Kid almost fucks his own mother #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mr. Wolf (@davidlh) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Jewish guy hates Jewish women, but can’t stay in relationship with pretty WASP. Ends up rejected by a 17 year old.

— danafriedman64 (@danafriedman64) September 7, 2014

Paul Blart Mall Cop #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— the evil you know… (@oznoggnik) September 7, 2014

Guy & fairy kidnap bunch of kids, then run around a forest trying not to get killed by pirates.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/XjdkPMOpmn

— Kristine M Cavanagh (@kristinemcnerdy) September 7, 2014

A guy gets stabbed, so everyone bursts into song and dance to prevent more bloodshed. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— User does not exist (@CarlJansson) September 7, 2014

An old man flies to South America to die, and kidnaps an Asian kid, a bird, and a dog on the way. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam Razak (@DoctorP0pCorn) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly strangely cut vegetables produce fear in a family only to be saved by water and the past..

— ShoNuff3000 (it) (@evilchrisj) September 7, 2014

OK, so it’s like two hours of talking and then all these mobsters with Clue names shoot each other in a warehouse. #explainafilmplotbadly

— william j. moner (@williamj) September 7, 2014

All too realistic summer blockbuster starts real panic that decimates worldwide shark populations. .#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jason Eckles (@JasonEckles) September 7, 2014

A giant gorilla of royalty, goes to NY, picks up a blonde and sees the sites. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Warren Nightingale (@warren24fps) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Everybody dies and everybody sings. pic.twitter.com/JTwqNRX2zR

— 1991 – Lizzie’s Version (@SparkOfInsanity) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A homicidal computer sings “Daisy.”

— Isaac Grambo (@IsaacGrambo) September 7, 2014

Bradd Pitt meets a woman dies twice and kills the womans dad. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— OvO (@leeowl75) September 7, 2014

Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz make out #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pfeiffer (@jamespfeiffer) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Forward thinking American General nukes Russia when he discovers their plot to steal precious bodily fluids

— Monkey 74 (@Mnky74) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Val Kilmer pretends to be Elvis Presley in Germany

— Ɇ ⱤØ฿ɆⱤØ (@Axellent33) September 7, 2014

Rebellious teen fights android dad with glowstick and magic. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dick Zucker (@DickZucker) September 7, 2014

Dances with …. Smurfs #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— JSurlow (@drpizza007) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly magical girl reads books and wishes Danny DeVito was not her father.

— Svetlana Del Rey (@tsar_bucks) September 7, 2014

Dustin Hoffman is the smartest person with Down syndrome. He counts stuff good. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Red (@mallnutrition) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly –Boy loses hand to his own father after fighting with shinny sticks. Boy almost bangs his sister!

— Timsomor (#B1 #FBA #BlackSelfRespect Not-Adunce) (@Timsomor) September 7, 2014

Some singer doesn’t know how to use an umbrella and might catch pneumonia. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Irvin Contreras (@malcolm_irvin) September 7, 2014

An asshole hears an amazing idea. Decides to join the cause, doesn’t answer his phone. And creates it himself first. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Josh (@RapidCerebral) September 7, 2014

Habitual truant and compulsive liar cops a Ferrari, runs parade, and creates a false charity for no apparent reason #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— howdy (@bryongillis) September 7, 2014