#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly I’m batman!

— Tayib (@CallMeTayib) September 7, 2014

Man with severe speech impediment loses fight against heavy weight champion of the world. #explainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dan (@DrNinjaMonkey) September 7, 2014

Old Japanese man batters high school teens before teaching young friend to do the same. #explainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dan (@DrNinjaMonkey) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The least professional archaeologist in history breaks a lot of artifacts to find the Holy Grail.

— Allison Hawn, PhD (She/Her/They/Them) (@AllisonHawn) September 7, 2014

4 guys play beach volleyball and the winner gets to nail a hot Amish chick #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— BodyByHostess (@tom_howcroft) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly bunch of white men punch each other for like no reason whatsoever

— Pepe (@mariam_abluth) September 7, 2014

Pretty people try to control their urges… but drugs are bad. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Ken Henderson (@krusty027) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Adultery in desert goes horribly wrong, as expected.

— Anna Scott (@annascottpiano) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly People take on the forces of nature for science. And there are cows.

— Sarah (@javathewildone) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly white guy in fedora steals stuff for museum.

— OK Doomer (@mattcornell) September 7, 2014

Super secret govt organization that doesnt exist, polices the funny looking ‘beings’ that live among us. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Amy (@Draygo81) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly coming of age movie as underdog iceberg finally stands up for self and kicks ass #Titanic

— Captain E-Z (@JCurley70) September 7, 2014

Amateur boxer seeks out old friend from highschool. Reconnects with daughter #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ric O’Shay (@DangerSuave) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly I mean a fucking usb. She could have found the cure for cancer. Could have ended world poverty. Could havemade clones

— Tayib (@CallMeTayib) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Household appliances go to Mars to take care of a baby @composerose @kittykatstargal

— xXx_Jenon_PenRoth_xXx (@ViscontJPenRoth) September 7, 2014

Ugly man lives alone in squalor until Eddie Murphy bothers him. Marries first girl who’ll talk to him.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Umjammer Stupendous (@lottel_mkII) September 7, 2014

Some cars morph into monsters but everyone seems to be ok with it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— jotaro’s baby (@latetitadelpan) September 7, 2014

#TONIGHT#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly#xfactor#NYFW#Stanford pic.twitter.com/l9e8icqEYb

— Jrealpromotions (@jrealpromotions) September 7, 2014

Rich dude with weird mask/voice get offended when crazy dude with make up starts doing things better than him! #explainafilmplotbadly

— Mursal (@ibrahim_mursal) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Marie Antoinette wore a lot of pink and listened to a lot of ’80s music. OH WAIT NO THAT’S A PERFECT DESCRIPTION.

— Dr. Rose Bridges (she/her) (@composerose) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly All work and no play inspires a family man to dream of becoming Johnny Carson’s sidekick.

— Midsomer Muggings (@plazmaburn) September 7, 2014

Guy with expensive watch purchases Jews from Nazis #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ted Parodyth (@Tedgar3) September 7, 2014

Man gets bitten by a spider, Man acts like spider, man survives by being a spider #Spiderman #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Not David Beckham (@DB_DavidBeckham) September 7, 2014

Mentally handicapped man who hates Colnel sanders is a great linebacker #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jason Quinn (@MrJasonQuinn) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly creepy, ostracised old man lures vulnerable children into his home w/ sweets #charlieandthechocolatefactory

— Hei Wa Wa (@yaqobhyndes) September 7, 2014

Orphan is abused by guardians. Goes to boarding school and is terrorised by a noseless man for 7 years. #HarryPotter #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— mya (@ProudBandGeekie) September 7, 2014

After a brutal facial rape, Future Doctor Who chokes on cornflakes, a cat gets into hi jinks, and everyone goes home. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— St Ungulant (@ST_Ungulant) September 7, 2014

Captain Picard breaks his tiny ships. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— That Guy, Martin (@tenebrisvacuum) September 7, 2014

“@BrosukeH: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
First one to guess this movie correctly gets to stay on my aircraft!” AF1

— John Drummond Stands With Ukraine (@4eyesJohnny) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a spoiled brat terrorises a couple of burglars for Xmas

— INT. STUART WRIGHT – DAY (@Leytonrocks) September 7, 2014

Man with whip repeatedly loses, then finds hat, while looking for other things. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mark Carabin (@markcarabin) September 7, 2014

Good guy breaks bad guy’s neck and the world goes insane. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (@Zack_Parks) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly There’s these 12 dudebros and the judge is like boom decide and the bros come together to decide “nah” (12 Angry Men)

— Akumeidakai Akuma (@AkumeidakaiAkum) September 7, 2014

German method actor never breaks character, takes things too far, and cannibalizes production resources. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam Hoag (@AdamHoagUK) September 7, 2014

Ice cube, the good looking guy from ER and Marky Mark try to steel gold during the gulf war. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— LeftDial (@LeftDial) September 7, 2014

A lion kills his brother then his nephew kills him #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dan Kelly (@dan_kelly23) September 7, 2014

A cancer-free Arnold Schwarzenegger goes undercover to instruct a gynecologist’s son. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ᴎoɒM ᴎoɿɒA (@fakeaaronmason) September 7, 2014

A rugby team eats each other. #ExplainAMoviePlotBadly

— Philip H. Beauregard (@fundatoris) September 7, 2014

Horror movies as a guide to life. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Becca (@duckie7582) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly man cosplays as a dinosaur and destroys a model city

— Duck (@SkeletonGentlem) September 7, 2014

A drunken coach successfully leads a ragtag team of little-leaguers to a devastating loss in the big game. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Larsen (@midnighter99) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Hot white chick from Africa turns into a snobby American clique monster.

— Holly (@HellYeahHolly) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Manhattanites ride horses at dude ranch, meet grumpy old cowboy.

— John Jones (@jmjbaseballfan) September 7, 2014

A blind man teaches a kid the importance of protecting the identities of spoiled rich kids who treat him like shit. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rust Cohle (@AlphaScribe) September 7, 2014

While in Paris Marlin Brando provides a strong case for I can’t believe it’s not butter, while watching Tango & Cash#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— DAVE JARVOU (@nowshowinghigh) September 7, 2014

Guy who loves his puppets loves a woman who’s hot for his wife who loves her back & they all wanna be John Malkovich #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Vicki Malits Addesso (@VickiAddesso) September 7, 2014

Fugitive loose in Chicago,
but APB fails to mention he looks just like Harrison Ford.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mark Hanson stands with Ukraine (@MHanson62) September 7, 2014

A robot develops humanity, then shoots other robots. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Suraht (@Suraht) September 7, 2014

John Belushi blames Pearl Harbor on the Germans and wears a toga #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Vox da ghost (@goldyvox) September 7, 2014

Eating McDonalds for 30 days will be bad for my health. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Thomas (@Sea__Solitude) September 7, 2014