#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Dude gets rug peed on. Dude searches for rug because it really tied the room together. Bowling.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gilgamesh (@GmeshKingOfUruk) September 7, 2014

A guy gets out of prison and goes to Mexico to look for his friend #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Random Thoughts with (@RandomExcess) September 7, 2014

@CanuckProblems Roadhouse. Throat rip #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stacy S Schmidtz (@StacyMartfeld) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Bloke in prison becomes rich,whilst drinkin beer,listening to opera,helped by the bible,rock hammer n Rita Hayworth

— Umer Khan OBE (@umerkhan) September 7, 2014

Seagal breaks several necks. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Chambers (@chriskchambers) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly robin williams talks jason bourne out of lucrative maths career in order to pursue an english girl with a huge head

— Rob Penny (@RobPenny12) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Morrissey has a fucked up baby

— Louis C Dacus (@fuckinalpamare) September 7, 2014

Channing Tatum fucks science and Jonah Hill has a baton penis #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Vox da ghost (@goldyvox) September 7, 2014

Jonah Hill bangs Ice Cubes daughter and Channing Tatum says something cool #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Vox da ghost (@goldyvox) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The Dude just wants a rug.

— Stone Temple Padres (@TheThinGwynn) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly bad thing happens to a ship and everyone dies

— Pepe (@mariam_abluth) September 7, 2014

Adam Sandler gets cock blocked by large penguin. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Chambers (@chriskchambers) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Vince Vaughan takes a break from being obnoxious to be obnoxious in a Neighbourhood watch group

— Monkey 74 (@Mnky74) September 7, 2014

The one where they rob a bank from inside the vault #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Manpreet Kaur-Bonavia (@amourinocente) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Point Break but the gang drives cars

— Jon Hex (@JonHexLives) September 7, 2014

Two orphans share half a pack of cigarettes on a road trip #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/KYWBf9Yzgl

— Ben Grant Mitchell (@Ben_G_Mitchell) September 6, 2014

Socially Awkward teen makes friends. Take your pick of which movie I’m describing #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dustin Krysztofiak (@Dustollo) September 6, 2014

#PutPutinAwayFromUkraine #PutPutinaWayFromUkraine #PazarGünleriEnÇok #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #LaTriporTC #askbadass #Prichoda

— fyjesozi pixiqik (@FPixiqik) September 6, 2014

Girl finds her true love but a robot keeps trying to split them up #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/nIENOgS3gW

— Aidan (@aidano) September 6, 2014

@WeepingCheeto A burned guy who might be English has an affair, hangs out with a nurse, and the war ends. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jen (Always Vote Blue!) Shultz (@11Shultz) September 6, 2014

2 neighbors make out inside a lego block in their backyard after she almost drowned when the sprinkler came on #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Scott Peddle (@Scottpeddle) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Guy is really good at numbers. Bro takes him on car trip. They stop at Walmart for underwear.

— MizFurball (@MizFurball) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Two guys film a show in their basement, then do other stuff.

— BADMAN (@FriarFever) September 6, 2014

Math genius gets a job and shit and had a bad childhood. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Keith M. (@ksecus) September 6, 2014

@jmsaye #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly After some summertime beach deaths, three guys go fishing. One of them dies.

— Niko Tesvich (@NikoTesvich) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Guy and 11 buddies steal casino’s money, guy steals casino owner’s chick.

— John Jones (@jmjbaseballfan) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a disabled senior citizen takes revenge by blowing up a bus for money shenanigans ensue!

— Lat (@Lat46n2) September 6, 2014

Guy watches woman have orgasm in restaurant, falls in love. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Helio Carrasco (@helio_carrasco) September 6, 2014

@heatherhughes09 messed up girl has a baby with a retarded guy who runs a lot. Doesn’t tell him till she’s dying. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Damon (@siiilenttbob) September 6, 2014

Some man-wolves fuck up some military dudes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cogsmith (@NCogsmith) September 6, 2014

A kid is a wizard. Expect more movies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt Miller (@MattMillerReal) September 6, 2014

Two women dress as men who sing while dressed as women to get a job. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— RobJW (@VintageFairFan) September 6, 2014

While husband is working, housewife cheats with old guy in shitbox pickup. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Beel (@tomservo10) September 6, 2014

corey feldman wears sunglasses & helps to spy on his weird neighbours with a few other guys that live in cal-de-sac #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kristy Lynn Deslippe (@deslippekristy) September 6, 2014

Fashionista has a thing for spots, needs to have a chat with PETA. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nicole (@potternum1) September 6, 2014

Unsafe school remains unsafe for seven years, yet all the main characters keep coming back #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dustin Krysztofiak (@Dustollo) September 6, 2014

a mannequin comes to life. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

wait, that’s pretty much it.

— Tracy Rotton (@taupecat) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly a bunch of bastards kill Hitler.

— {witty pun goes here} (@jmsaye) September 6, 2014

A guy is basically an asshole to everyone his entire life b/c he’s in love with an inanimate object & can’t marry it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Barb (@spicedrum) September 6, 2014

A disabled Corey Haim must fight a werewolf. Therefore, he decides to entrust his safety to Gary Busey #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Case Wright (@casewrites) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Chuck Matthews gets AIDS and wins an Academy Award for it

— Chuck Matthews (@ChuckBMatthews) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Matt Damon is good at Maths.

— Name cannot be blank (@crxwcodile) September 6, 2014

Liam Needon fights to get child benefits #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jambo Number Five (@JuicyJibbles) September 6, 2014

Iceberg gets first blood on some ship that has a false sense of security #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Patrick (@patrickhillll) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 4 sharply dressed lads have a laugh around London promoting strong teeth & healthy bones. pic.twitter.com/CYgfEqS6Cc

— PopChartist (@PopChartist1983) September 6, 2014

South Africans hate aliens. Aliens just want cat food. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brad Smith (@BradSmithUNC) September 6, 2014

“@jabrigistand: Adramatic reinterpretation of Spaceballs that takes itself way too seriously. #explainafilmplotbadly http://t.co/acCPcG4aBv“

— Mk Spencer (@heroicpronoun96) September 6, 2014

Archeologist runs around the world encounters Nazis and hates snakes #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shon Blanchard (@SAllanBlanch) September 6, 2014

A segregated and eccentric old man gives a teenage boy a ride in his customised sports car. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/1TcuJKbjwk

— Dr. Benjamin Broadribb (@Ben_Broadribb) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly An asthmatic, single father cuts off his son’s hand, to which his son later repays the favor.

— Matt (@spidermattcos) September 6, 2014