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Ed Norton bangs the ugly broad from ‘The Craft’, is later raped in prison. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Chris Chambers (@chriskchambers) September 6, 2014
Zombies come out of their graves and wait in line for the iphone6 #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Steezy Society (@SteezySociety) September 6, 2014
Three men go hunting for a shark. But clearly need a bigger boat #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Stevie (@FilmFanStevie) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tom Cruise is running SO HARD, guys. SO HARD.
— Eye of Sauron Checked (@talestoenrage) September 6, 2014
Resort town cop goes out to catch a really big fish with a couple buddies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Hube (@ColossusRhodey) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A lady named Debbie has various types of sexual relations with a great deal of gentlemen in a north Texas city.
— Stone Temple Padres (@TheThinGwynn) September 6, 2014
The guy who played Booker on Rosanne, Marky Mark and some other guys go out on a boat during a storm. They all die. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Rick Pohlmann (@rick_silent_p) September 6, 2014
Sandra Bullock takes Neo on the run from agent Smith on a bus. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Ciarán Ó Ruairc @doalty on mastodon.ie (@doalty) September 6, 2014
A bookworm archeologist is somehow unstoppable as he tries to take on hordes of Nazis that are looking for a box. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Cinema Dave (@FhantomFilms) September 6, 2014
Nanny with healthy self esteem comes in and facilitates family kite making. Also: Suffragette is subservient! Irony! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— josy daras (@JosyDaras) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Leon fucks professionally
— Louis C Dacus (@fuckinalpamare) September 6, 2014
Man drives Miss Daisy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Guy Incognito (@thuraski) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Captain America: The First Avenger
a little twit becomes a hunk and rescues his boyfriend— saved (@houseofgxlds) September 6, 2014
“There’s these two blokes chatting, right, and then a third man turns up” #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— AG Ford (@Dukenfield) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly welsh kid gets laid and his mom tosses off a ninja
— kieran (@krnrgrs) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Leonardo DiCaprio is on a big ship and then he drowns and the woman he loves doesn’t
— Oliver Collier (@librarybrother) September 6, 2014
Bueller… Bueller… Bueller… *empty chair* #explainafilmplotbadly
— Clint Elwyn Thomas (@Clint_Tms) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly This bunch of olden days singers want some cocaine for their Christmas party and keep singing about it in code.
— Tingle In The Netherlands (@TingleIn) September 6, 2014
The Navy gins up a finishing school for elite fighter pilots to cover up homoeroticism in the ranks. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Cappy Russell (@CappyRussell) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A crouching tiger fucks a hidden dragon
— Louis C Dacus (@fuckinalpamare) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Randy Orton will go to the papers if he has to.
— The Mountain That Posts (@ETSyndrome) September 6, 2014
#explainafilmplotbadly Christopher Lloyd blames a murder on a cartoon just so he can build a road
— {witty pun goes here} (@jmsaye) September 6, 2014
Girl with weird eyes kills people with a katana so that she can make a second movie to kill an old guy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Vox da ghost (@goldyvox) September 6, 2014
Self-destructive millionaire dresses up like nocturnal animal. Gets beat up by weightlifter with breathing machine. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— The Scary Jason With The Mask (@crazypastor) September 6, 2014
best description of Superman Returns
“@Awkward_Kyle: Illegal alien stops job creator from expanding real estate. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly”
— Justin Rogers (@JustinRogers77) September 6, 2014
He’s a drunk but he’s really smart and he builds a robot. But it’s, like, a robot he can get inside of. And it flies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Barb (@spicedrum) September 6, 2014
Fresh Prince flies with a jazz singer. Cousin Eddie gets drunk. Little girl wishes happy 4th hours after mom dies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Rick Matthews (@_RickMatthews) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Two people meet on ship, they fall in love, ship crashes, guy dies.
— Bree (@BreeGreen_Books) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly chow yun-fat shoots a bunch of guys.
— 🙂 (@hehefunnys) September 6, 2014
Full sized Ventriloquism with a dead guy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— T_R_E_E_ (@treedoesstandup) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/4ytcnyCsh0
— Deonandan (@deonandan) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly chow yun-fat shoots a bunch of guys
— 🙂 (@hehefunnys) September 6, 2014
A defense attorney who can’t afford a better car buys a gun and convinces bikers to destroy a Maserati. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Alicia Harper (@VillicanaAlicia) September 6, 2014
Namesake meets 80 year old mentor in cookbook. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Tarah T. (@malweth) September 6, 2014
Day in the life of two hit men: hamburgers, dancing, drugs and Bible quotes. 50% of the dialogue is “motherf**ker” #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Abi Weiss (@Abi_Weiss) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Female alien rides around Scotland in a van. Drowns men in molten licorice. Film ends at arbitrary point.
— Angelo Marcos (@theangelomarcos) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad Fucking World
— Louis C Dacus (@fuckinalpamare) September 6, 2014
Morgan Freeman watches partner Brad Pitt lose his mind after receiving a gift from a secret admirer #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— jason 3x (@jasonrthomas300) September 6, 2014
Harry Potter –
A young wizard with special powers refuses to fix his own eyesight— Jay Neezy (@MrJakob) September 6, 2014
@mrchrisaddison essentially it an entire boat of people involuntarily doing the ice bucket challenge #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Topherbash (@barryf605) September 6, 2014
An overgrown lizard attacks Hawaii and then San Francisco of all places. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— alan s. (@aspreadb) September 6, 2014
Sister with magical ice powers decides to let her well to do bun go and rock a french braid instead.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Sol(a) (@youngfriida) September 6, 2014
A crime Lord, a Senator, a cop on witness protection duty and a 1968 Ford Mustang. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Ken Henderson (@krusty027) September 6, 2014
#explainafilmplotbadly world freezes some survive
— EuroSmurf (@EuroSmurf) September 6, 2014
A 1980s bureaucrat gets in serious trouble for a workplace romance with someone from maintenance #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Shane Kiely (@shanekse85) September 6, 2014
Selfish asshole doesn’t let her boyfriend float on the other side of the door with her. Kept her ex’s jewelry tho. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— MaiLinh Nguyen (@mailinh) September 6, 2014
@NielJacoby #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Face… not on!
— Ò¿Ó (@YouOldSoAndSo) September 6, 2014
Guy who’s not too smart goes to Viet Nam, makes famous friends, eats chocolate and shrimp. And shrimp. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Jim White (@JimWhiteGNV) September 6, 2014
A guy and a girl fall in love but obstacles lie in between. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #bollywood
— Mister X (@Tweetuwoo) September 6, 2014
Really smart college kid makes a website where everyone can become friends #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Hube (@ColossusRhodey) September 6, 2014
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