#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly. A sparkly ass vampire tries to bang a uncoordinated white girl.

— Andrea (@Andi_Pie_) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A dream-stalking burn victim in a fedora kills teenagers.

— Yo Fat Manz (@RhinestoneTygr) September 6, 2014

David Carradine killed by ex-wife rather than his belt as sexual deviance. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Chambers (@chriskchambers) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly dreamign?? deeper????

— fred from youtube (@DatJoJ) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 15 year old boy who rapes people stops raping people.

— Stef (@SteffeNate) September 6, 2014

Loveable midgets go for a walk, lose a piece of jewelery. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Beisballer (@beisballer) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Puppet comes to live, uses saw to kill people

— C (@EverlongGiraffe) September 6, 2014

Tom Cruise plays Tom Cruise in “Tom Cruise Saves The World” #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bonerwood Studios (@BonerwoodStudio) September 6, 2014

Eraserhead: No idea, man. That shit’s fucked up. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Free Radical (@Free_Radical1) September 6, 2014

Chuck Berry becomes famous because of a skateboarding kid from 1985. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/8qRwkJpJiD

— David Collier (@David_Collier) September 6, 2014

That film with Michael Caine that he did because he needed the money #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Irish Moxie (@lisamcguire1) September 6, 2014

Terrible football player attends obnoxious college. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nevajim (@nevajim) September 6, 2014

Women be shoppin’….oh wait she’s a call girl. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jared Rosa (@jmrosa17) September 6, 2014

A group of people get killed in the forest for no reason. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Frank Ilfman (@frankilfman) September 6, 2014

@j_smithcameron How about the girl knocked out in a hurricane and dreams abt her dog,aunt,uncle and three farmhands #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— YeaScience (@BrianLaP) September 6, 2014

Big Japanese monster saves world from two flying monsters by destroying a whole city and killing thousands of people #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— dyl (@dylanrodgers98) September 6, 2014

“Two really fat rock stars steal a guitar pick and then get into a fight with Dave Grohl who thinks he’s Lucifer. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeffrey Brown Photography (@jwbrownphotos) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A girl chooses Tom Cruise over Tim Curry because she likes unicorns…

— Crevette De Berg!!! (@CrevetteDeBerg) September 6, 2014

Guy fights his imaginary friend, then they team up to form a terrorist organization #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Worst-case Ontario (@dangouge) September 6, 2014

Michelle Pfeiffer inherits street cred via Coolio #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Chambers (@chriskchambers) September 6, 2014

Jonny Knoxville becomes Bob Barker and plays pranks on others, with his sidekick, chunk from the goonies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Vox da ghost (@goldyvox) September 6, 2014

Military outpost terrorized by vicious group of teddy bears #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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— Empire Strikes 4b (@empirestrikes4b) September 6, 2014

Jim Carrey plays an insane cable guy as Ben Stiller follows around a clueless Matthew Broderick, ‘Bowfinger’-style #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Mall Krampus (@cakotz) September 6, 2014

Woman leaves man, he becomes a drunk and buys bar. The woman finds him, only to leave him again. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Music of the Commons (@dpnem) September 6, 2014

Guy’s uncle kills his father and marries his mother, but with lions. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nick Bragg (@Braggartatbest) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Thomas Edison’s Unsporting Safari Adventure

— Ò¿Ó (@YouOldSoAndSo) September 6, 2014

Grinch has heart condition, forced to retire from long career as atheisim activist. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— That Guy, Martin (@tenebrisvacuum) September 6, 2014

Family drives heroin addicted & then dead grandpa to exploitive juvenile beauty pageant to watch little girl strip. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Vicki Malits Addesso (@VickiAddesso) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Christian Bale is very thin and doesn’t do any sewing

— kay (@bkaybkatie) September 6, 2014

Troubled youth in a gang and desperatly need to win the race of thier lifetime. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @McCollin0N9 #DejaVu

— Déjà vu (@McCollin0N3) September 6, 2014

Guy drugs his three friends, convinces one to self mutilate and leaves groom to be to burn to death on roof #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joe Farrelly (@JoeEdFarrelly) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Native Americans decide to visit soldier at tiny fort to play charades.

— Gwenhwyfar – Expendable (@themockedturtle) September 6, 2014

tom hanks has the most charmed life of anyone since peter sellers in being there and doesn’t seem to give a shit #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— A Very Tired Adult Child (@kevinbrettauer) September 6, 2014

He isn’t actually a man in the order of Chiroptera #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alex Griffiths (@theaoli) September 6, 2014

UPS driver fights to buy a trumpet #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/WwbEJjomJC

— The Wolf (@aletotheking) September 6, 2014

Success story about a mullet-sporting orphan who discovers shit, saves dog balls, and becomes famous on radio. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Abriya (@pinchemutt) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Steve discovers his boyfriend is actually alive

— saved (@houseofgxlds) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Some dying dude wants his sled.

— {witty pun goes here} (@jmsaye) September 6, 2014

Teenager cons everyone. FBI try to catch him. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Simon Hewison (@zymurgic) September 6, 2014

There’s a kid named James…and uh, there’s a giant peach. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joel Willoughby (@joelwilloughby) September 6, 2014

The big guy from Warrior holds the hometown of the crack head from The Fighter hostage for 5 months.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Angel Ramirez (@TheGreatRambino) September 6, 2014

Baby sitter picks up the phone. ‘Nuff said.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— .Trump for Prison (@FrequentTweets) September 6, 2014

Woman married to Harrison ford is obsessed with her bath. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Velvet. (@VelvetFilmMore) September 6, 2014

A father searches for his handicapped son who’s kidnapped and makes friends with a crazy woman #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/vPWarTcbS0

— Adam Chamberlain (@lankyadz) September 6, 2014

Teen has sex with pie. Tried to lose virginity with girl and it was broadcasted on the internet. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— RayLo (@rayloraylo) September 6, 2014

Sting fights half of Twin Peaks for control of the Universe. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— George McKie (@promeritum) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly old man teaches people a lesson by making them hurt themselves with sharp objects

— fare (@fare_nheit) September 6, 2014

A bride kills four snakes and some old dude named Bill. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Candice Cole (@DazzFire) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Heavy weight boxing champ under estimates Italian boxer from Philly..

— Sherwin Clark-Assoon (@TwoEyedGovernor) September 6, 2014

Scarlett gets her life together, no damns were given #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/Rj1dChspae

— tara h (@taralikesart) September 6, 2014