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Robots are evil, Austrian robots are less evil. Lady, son and robot blow up a factory before a playground explodes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— John Osborne (@JOsborne_X) September 6, 2014
7 families try to scheme, fuck and kill just to sit in an uncomfortable chair made of swords #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/lrm4MQW0Ph
— Крстаки (@itsKrste) September 6, 2014
Jimmy Stewart puts Grace Kelly in danger, then realizes he could have sent Thelma Ritter.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/0MyckpR9VM
— Michael O’Toole (@Michael_Oh2L) September 6, 2014
We’re going to steal something and look cool doing it but it’s all in your mind. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Edmond Ortiz (@satscribe) September 6, 2014
@TrivWorks Also acceptable: Rosie Perez plays @Jeopardy! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Leah Biel, MFA (@TomServosBlendr) September 6, 2014
A rambunctious space clown teaches some old friends of the ties that bind #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Nick The Time Miser (@nscottg) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly People do a bunch of drugs, a Wayans brother steals a TV, and there’s some butt-to-butt stuff in the middle.
— Stone Temple Padres (@TheThinGwynn) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Big gorilla falls in love with a woman, falls of the empire state building
— C (@EverlongGiraffe) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Boy is special and stuff goes to new school and nearly gets killed shoulda gone to specsavers and a normal school
— Clara the Artist (@thatclaragal) September 6, 2014
Two guys have a wand fight in their school bathroom #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— mary (@kxtsching) September 6, 2014
@KurtSchlichter #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/UyeHuAQUmX
— Tim Shutters (@TimShutters) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Miserable teenage girl and sparkly vampire make teens the world over lose their minds over an inconceivable romance.
— Kat Nolan-Cullen (@Katwoman7558_) September 6, 2014
@rickygervais Struggling farmer with daddy issues & ex-hippie writer hallucinate ball games in Iowa #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Random Thoughts (@Mind_Dribble) September 6, 2014
@TheRevBobLevy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly HARDCORE: Gen. Patton watches daughter in porn, hires Frankenstein to find her, gets Big Dick Black.
— Larry King (@larrykingundead) September 6, 2014
Girl insists she has no time for love. Becomes an amphibian. Falls in love. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Alex Green (@TheAlexBGreen) September 6, 2014
Han Solo fights some Nazis for a bunch of Jew treasure shit. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— LeftDial (@LeftDial) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly house of 1000 corpses: Dwight from the office gets turned into a mermaid, there’s ghouls, a clown and Sheri is hot
— Goth Shaggy Rogers (@crumlingothic_) September 6, 2014
Clive Owen uses carrots to dispatch people and kills the guy from sideways #explainafilmplotbadly
— Clint Elwyn Thomas (@Clint_Tms) September 6, 2014
Doofus bartender from famous Boston bar shaves his head and goes on murderous rampage with Juliette Lewis #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Evgeny Prigozhin’s Mile High Club (@Fenway_Nation) September 6, 2014
Guy likes to bowl. Gets new carpet. Friend dies.
— Harry (@Harry_Fotoman) September 6, 2014
Stoned Mexican runs for class president #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— chris (@closerchris) September 6, 2014
A wardrobe leads children to a magical world where Turkish Delight is plentiful and a lion is Jesus allegory.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— KYLE (@Mr_KyleD) September 6, 2014
A bunch of stuff happens and Kevin Bacon is there. #explainafilmplotbadly
— FedoraMark dem bones is yours, dad (@th1rt3en_TM) September 6, 2014
Shaq is in it…he’s a genie. Oops I thought it was ‘explain a bad film plot’ #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Chris Chambers (@chriskchambers) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2 people love each other but they shouldnt they both die
— Clara the Artist (@thatclaragal) September 6, 2014
Ted goes surfing without Bill and meets a dancing ghost who robs banks #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Space Tactician (@Thrawnkill) September 6, 2014
Michael Cera sings “These Eyes”. Jonah Hill tries to get laid. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Chad Collins (@poo_dini) September 6, 2014
Theres a bus that has to go mildly fast and there are explosions, but not Michael Bay explosions. #explainafilmplotbadly
— FedoraMark dem bones is yours, dad (@th1rt3en_TM) September 6, 2014
Uptight couple with a baby ruin a Fraternity’s good time. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Scott Asher (@TweetAsher) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Chinese acrobats dancing in trees.
— Aniya Odom (@Aniya_Odom) September 6, 2014
Teenagers flash frozen during the Ice Age thaw just in time to receive free makeovers for prom night. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Alicia Harper (@VillicanaAlicia) September 6, 2014
@SMorrison085 @producepat Wealthy old bastard dies. Also, he had a sled. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Nick Jones (@djjazzyjones) September 6, 2014
Mel Brooks makes fun of every Religion & Race as a Western. Funniest movie of all time can’t be made today. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Just Steve From Delco (@sec1968) September 6, 2014
From Richard Matheson’s novel, a loner stalks & kills people in their beds just because they’re different from him. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Duncan MacMaster The Internet’s Sweetheart (@FuriousDShow) September 6, 2014
A young man tries to save the Galaxy while falling in love with his own sister #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Andrea Medina (@anmepa93) September 6, 2014
@Coondawg68 Family man, grows tomatos, has some issues with his sons. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— yadisneck (@yadisneck) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Titanic: Some lad said this big fucker of a ship couldn’t sink. He was wrong.
— David Coleman (@DaveyColeman1) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Batman (1989): A man dressed as a giant bat dancing with a clown in the pale moonlight. …Wait, that’s accurate. ._.
— Howlin’ at the Moon Ray (@m3Atl0afman) September 6, 2014
Amiable schizophrenic man destroys crops to build a playing field for dead baseball players.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Peter Hilleren (@PeterHilleren) September 6, 2014
The whole world is on one train. In the snow. But it’s a metaphor, see? #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Brendon Shank (@bshank) September 6, 2014
Two brothers visit New York. The low key one is a troublemaker, which makes his brother really…upset.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly— Mako Allen (@makoallen) September 6, 2014
Guy looks for a girl named Sarah. Isn’t much of a talker.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/znmnhJYzOX
— Carter Rabasa (@crtr0) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 4 friends with clearly different sized bodies share the same pair of pants
— Olivia Hayes (@ogreen87) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Seth Rogan’s drug dealer is James Franco
— C_Bell (@xCOLINBELLx) September 6, 2014
Art collecting Savannahian throws party, kills boyfriend, enlists voodoo, stands trial. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— BabyMoliere (@BabyMoliere) September 6, 2014
You can’t talk about this movie because the first rule prevents it #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Jorgel “Eunie Enjoyer” Crisp (@JorgelCrisp) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Samuel L Jackson is in charge of security for a dino-inspired six flags
— Mike from Michigan (@SkreeDiab) September 6, 2014
A river ran through it. A plot not so much. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Russell Gordon (@RussellWGordon) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly I can’t tell you, its the first rule.
— Name cannot be blank (@crxwcodile) September 6, 2014
A funny fat guy babysits his brothers bratty kids #explainafilmplotbadly
— GCDb (@GCDB) September 6, 2014
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